I have a contract, teach him a lesson....

[Adagio]

So, i couldnt find topic to for asassinations, but could someone kill lil_man_money? I think like 4 times should be enough to teach him a lesson. Payment:Teaching another 4 year old to go outside!

[LeAristocrat]

Huh?

[SUPERHEAVYDOODY]

Imma report you to the headmaster.

[marco-polo]

Pff, you wish.

[StewNorth]

Did someone steal your sweetroll ?

[Adagio]

Actually yes, i hired the high elven aldmeri dominion to teach the thief "a lesson"

[WBaker]

Have you considered sending a sternly worded memo instead?

 

Or call Merryweather.

[StewNorth]

Actually yes, i hired the high elven aldmeri dominion to teach the thief "a lesson"

Stop right there criminal scum! No one breaks the law on my watch.

[scorpia4]

Did someone steal your sweetroll ?

Officer Gomez! Butch stole my sweetroll.

 

(Severe miss quote)

[Adagio]

Is this enough to clear my bounty?(1gold)

[StewNorth]

 

Did someone steal your sweetroll ?

Officer Gomez! Butch stole my sweetroll.

 

(Severe miss quote)

Officer jenkins would be proud.

[TeammateHelper]

Psst. Hail Sithis.

[I will pwn you newbs]

I will do it for $100,000 gta dollars. I'll provide snapmatic photos of proof for $500,000

[Adagio]

Done. If u blackmail him real life ill pay 1 a billion

(BTW JK)

[TheRawalpindiExpress]

I kill just from several minute in past. Now pay over here at to this profile name for complete contract

[Misanthrope Z]

Done. If u blackmail him real life ill pay 1 a billion

(BTW JK)

2 billion and i'll get a dick pic

[Mr.Faustin]

No.

[Themonsterhunter]

I think OP might be a bit confused here.

[Jlogano22]

Just call Slade Wilson/Deathstroke.....whoops wrong game

[mfoster09]

Dafuq is going on up in here?

[WBaker]

I used to be an assassin but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Edited January 25, 2014 by WBaker

[BondageKitty]

If I knew how to join players by knowing their tag, I'd probably join the person. Not to kill them, more to watch if anyone actually does.

[SemperJ550]

[Biohazard Abyss]

If I knew how to join players by knowing their tag, I'd probably join the person. Not to kill them, more to watch if anyone actually does.

 

Send them a friend request or a message.

[I.haigh]

Let me sign on real quick, I'll take care of him...

 

EDIT: forgot to mention that this was a sarcastic post.

Edited January 25, 2014 by I.haigh

[SaturdayNight]

You got it all wrong playa, you gotta put in your own work around here.. Yeah its like that.

[MsWolfe]

What is the color of night?

[SaturdayNight]

What is the color of night?

 

If you're referring to mine, which i hope you are because if you're not then I feel pretty stupid right now.. but no.. try again?

[MantisFang]

Get off the Skooma you Moon Sugar Fetcher!

[GoodGreen]

Call Lamar and have the mugger rob his ass blind...!