Why can't I...

[710_Holidayz]

Ive seen so many ridiculous threads with misleading titles lately that I figured why not make one myself.

 

So, why cant my character have a banana suit with a Dale Earnhardt Jr hat on?

[uhlinyaface]

You need to beat the game 67,876 times to unlock that item.

[senormidget]

Yep, they are a major annoyance. I came into this thread all ready to tear you a new one.

 

Mods: Can we make persistently terrible thread titles a bannable offense?

[Sugar Free Nos]

Because you would just take a right turn into a wall, like your hero's father.

 

We wouldn't want that, now would we?

[Furry_Monkey]

Press up, up , down, down, left, right, left, right, A, B and then smell your finger. I bet it smells of poo. (The button combination has nothing to do with it. I just think your finger smells of poo all the time.)

[710_Holidayz]

You need to beat the game 67,876 times to unlock that item.

Duh, why didnt I think of this?

Because you would just take a right turn into a wall, like your hero's father.

 

We wouldn't want that, now would we?

Nooooooo he wasn't ready, he wasn't ready.

Noooooo,noooooo,noooo.

My banana suit is also fire retardant.

Edited January 24, 2014 by 710_Holidayz

[Fuzzknuckles]

Hahahahahahaha. Oh, this is really funny.

 

Oh wait, no it isn't. It's locked, that's what it is.