Funny cop lines

[xInfamousRYANx]

Post some of your favorite cop quotes.

Mine

pull over we need to have a little chat

 

Shoot out his tires

when I am in a tank lmao

[OGLuke]

heard one of them say out loud

 

A black suspect is jumping a fence, typical behavior.

[gtafanzboiz]

"DOUCHELORDD!!!"

 

"ASSHAT!"

[I.haigh]

"Welfare trash!"

[am30]

"Take the keys out the ignition" when I'm in a hotwired car. No wonder I'm not stopping, they're giving me incorrect instructions.

[Der Süden]

My favorite ones are:

 

"You're entirely useless to the world."

 

"You're an absolute moron."

[Varios Los Aztecas]

SA had the best cop lines....

 

"The Venturas attack dog has a rabbit in sight"

 

"Im kickin' names and takin' ass....oh, wait"

 

Helicopter cop 1 - "Stop! We have you in our sights!"

Helicopter cop 2 - "I think he knows that by now!"

 

Helicopter cop - "I can see my house from here!"

[Der Süden]

Just found this. Didn't realise there are so many of them. Not sure if repeated in different voices, but still many.

 

 

[livejoker]

''YOU'RE GOING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!''

Always gets me.

[Tritium]

SA was the sh*t for quotes.

Always had something funny.

[Joe89NUFC]

 

[Khaos89]

"Come with me big boy, I need to check that big package in your trousers"

[Callen-Vega]

I was trained to kill.

 

Shoot him in the head.

[l3lackmamba]

Whats my name Bitch

 

Your mother should've swallow you

Edited January 24, 2014 by l3lackmamba

[Kampioen]

"Anybody got a visual on the suspect?"

 

Not the funniest but definately the most pleasing.