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I just killed this guy like 20 times!

Jack Reacher

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Jack Reacher

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So this guy was just chilling on the side of the road, he sent me a text saying sup. It was just the two of us in the lobby.

 

So I drove over to him and I shot him in the back. He asked me if I was down to do anything, and I just ran him over as he was texting.

 

Then he went afk and I just kept killing him holy sh*t it was so funny.

He then came back and asked if I wanted to do any missions, I just ran him over it was so damn funny.

 

I then started shooting the cops because the cops just kept on running at me and I ran onto a rooftop and started shooting the choppers and holy sh*t it was so damn funny I couldn't stop laughing as this lady with a handbag ran onto the road and got run over by a truck her body sorta cracked a bit and I turned around and saw my 6 year old daughter watching me and she was smiling so I stood up and picked up a fire axe and swung it as hard as I could into the side of her face and shattered her jaw, im pretty sure she was killed on the impact it was easily the most hilarious thing I have ever seen.

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Xeloj

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I think this guy just described free roam GTAO in the best way I've ever read on this forum. This thread should be stickied.

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Diesleman

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Ok, so you started this thread just to inform us what a complete wanker you are or I missed something?

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Jack Reacher

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Ok, so you started this thread just to inform us what a complete wanker you are or I missed something?

 

I also killed my 6 year old daughter with an axe.

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WinterEdit

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Quite intriguing.

 

You are my idol, Mr. Reacher. There is no manlier man than you in this universe.

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Ok, so you started this thread just to inform us what a complete wanker you are or I missed something?

 

I also killed my 6 year old daughter with an axe.

 

You shouldn't post that on the internet.

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Xeloj

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Ok, so you started this thread just to inform us what a complete wanker you are or I missed something?

 

Yeah, it flew over your head like a poorly aimed sticky bomb.

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Jack Reacher

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Ok, so you started this thread just to inform us what a complete wanker you are or I missed something?

 

I also killed my 6 year old daughter with an axe.

 

You shouldn't post that on the internet.

 

 

You are right, I should write it out and send it to my local f*cking police station.

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WinterEdit

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Ok, so you started this thread just to inform us what a complete wanker you are or I missed something?

 

I also killed my 6 year old daughter with an axe.

 

You shouldn't post that on the internet.

 

 

You are right, I should write it out and send it to my local f*cking police station.

 

You do that, while I write it out and post it to NSA and FBI.

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Jack Reacher

Jack Reacher

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Ok, so you started this thread just to inform us what a complete wanker you are or I missed something?

 

I also killed my 6 year old daughter with an axe.

 

You shouldn't post that on the internet.

 

 

You are right, I should write it out and send it to my local f*cking police station.

 

You do that, while I write it out and post it to NSA and FBI.

 

 

Please post a video or pics or something, that would make my day.

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Xeloj

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Ok, so you started this thread just to inform us what a complete wanker you are or I missed something?

 

I also killed my 6 year old daughter with an axe.

 

You shouldn't post that on the internet.

 

 

You are right, I should write it out and send it to my local f*cking police station.

 

You do that, while I write it out and post it to NSA and FBI.

 

 

Don't need to do that, they already monitor all public communications.

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Ok, so you started this thread just to inform us what a complete wanker you are or I missed something?

 

I also killed my 6 year old daughter with an axe.

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That was truly the worst story I've ever read.

 

 

"I shot some guy. Then he left so I shot his avatar while not questioning the sheer lonely pathetic nature of my actions, sitting alone shooting at somebody that isn't there.

 

Anyway, guy came back so I ran him over lmao lulz haha f*cker how dare he want to game with somebody else it's so much better playing alone shooting at people who aren't there!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Ok, so you started this thread just to inform us what a complete wanker you are or I missed something?

Pmsl. :D

 

I also killed my 6 year old daughter with an axe.

@Jack Reacher.Pics of your dead 6 year old or GTFO.

hahahaha. Brilliant.
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So this guy was just chilling on the side of the road, he sent me a text saying sup. It was just the two of us in the lobby.

 

So I drove over to him and I shot him in the back. He asked me if I was down to do anything, and I just ran him over as he was texting.

 

Then he went afk and I just kept killing him holy sh*t it was so funny.

He then came back and asked if I wanted to do any missions, I just ran him over it was so damn funny.

 

I then started shooting the cops because the cops just kept on running at me and I ran onto a rooftop and started shooting the choppers and holy sh*t it was so damn funny I couldn't stop laughing as this lady with a handbag ran onto the road and got run over by a truck her body sorta cracked a bit and I turned around and saw my 6 year old daughter watching me and she was smiling so I stood up and picked up a fire axe and swung it as hard as I could into the side of her face and shattered her jaw, im pretty sure she was killed on the impact it was easily the most hilarious thing I have ever seen.

 

Give this man a bells...

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so I stood up and picked up a fire axe and swung it as hard as I could into the side of her face and shattered her jaw, im pretty sure she was killed on the impact it was easily the most hilarious thing I have ever seen.

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