Physical injuries from GTA Online...

[marco-polo]

@SwagYolo - Haha i was going to put that in but figured someone would ask wtf i was talking about, good catch though

Edited January 24, 2014 by marco-polo

[DisappointedScrosh]

@soz

 

how bout fapping yourself to them strippers dawg? Heard one of them might be a dude but your nuts dont know the difference.

[Tehguy123]

This whole thread just became perverse.

 

[Jolly Swagman]

@SwagYolo - Haha i was going to put that in but figured someone would ask wtf i was talking about, good catch though

As you said to me the other day, you can't bullsh*t a bullsh*tter Marco YOLO

Edited January 24, 2014 by Jolly SWAGman

[tomuk3]

lol closest i've got to an injury is a numb hand from laying on my elbow...

[marco-polo]

As you said to me the other day, you can't bullsh*t a bullsh*tter Marco YOLO:)

 

I swear

 

 

Why the hell do these quote things not stick? You have to edit them for it to save...

Edited January 24, 2014 by marco-polo

[Happy_Killstick]

I have brick two PS3 controllers because of GTA Online and i have bruises all over my left hand punching the wall due to frustration trying to escaped the overpowered LSPD.

Aint that your right hand?

[Jolly Swagman]

 

 

As you said to me the other day, you can't bullsh*t a bullsh*tter Marco YOLO:)

I swear

 

 

Why the hell do these quote things not stick? You have to edit them for it to save...

Na I believe ya. I would have posted the pic I put in this thread http://gtaforums.com/topic/675837-damn/ but I can't work the arcane art of posting pics from phones

[Happy_Killstick]

Does psychological harm count?

if it does i get really sad when everyone kills me for no reason, sometimes i just snap and go hunt them down with them killing me and i kill them until the person leaves.

P.s i can get really hurt easily because i'm depressed, and it doesnt matter if it's just a game.

 

also my fingers gets so damn cold when i play games, so cold i could deepfreeze you in 2 seconds

[Jolly Swagman]

Does psychological harm count?

if it does i get really sad when everyone kills me for no reason, sometimes i just snap and go hunt them down with them killing me and i kill them until the person leaves.

P.s i can get really hurt easily because i'm depressed, and it doesnt matter if it's just a game.

 

also my fingers gets so damn cold when i play games, so cold i could deepfreeze you in 2 seconds

We've got a bad ass over here

[Happy_Killstick]

 

Does psychological harm count?

if it does i get really sad when everyone kills me for no reason, sometimes i just snap and go hunt them down with them killing me and i kill them until the person leaves.

P.s i can get really hurt easily because i'm depressed, and it doesnt matter if it's just a game.

 

also my fingers gets so damn cold when i play games, so cold i could deepfreeze you in 2 seconds

We've got a bad ass over here

 

Whats that suppose to mean ?

Sorry but i'm incredibly stupid, my IQ doesnt go higher than 10 perhaps

[scorpia4]

@mr.libs

Its fine bro don't worry about it.

[marco-polo]

Na I believe ya. I would have posted the pic I put in this thread http://gtaforums.com/topic/675837-damn/ but I can't work the arcane art of posting pics from phones

 

Ha! Nice one.

[Jolly Swagman]

 

 

 

Does psychological harm count?

if it does i get really sad when everyone kills me for no reason, sometimes i just snap and go hunt them down with them killing me and i kill them until the person leaves.

P.s i can get really hurt easily because i'm depressed, and it doesnt matter if it's just a game.

 

also my fingers gets so damn cold when i play games, so cold i could deepfreeze you in 2 seconds

We've got a bad ass over here

 

Whats that suppose to mean ?

Sorry but i'm incredibly stupid, my IQ doesnt go higher than 10 perhaps

Don't worry dude you're a lot smarter than me.

 

It was just meant to be a bit of a play on all those posters that talk about how they will slaughter anyone that comes near them in the game without dying once and how they are so hardcore in real life that if someone shot a gun at them they would be able to punch the bullet out of the air and back at the person who shot it.

 

Not meant to be a slur on you at all, you're being honest and I respect that, despite what people say on this forum you can bet your bottom dollar a lot of them get annoyed when they get killed for no reason too. I know I would but I just end up going passive and spamming the bird motion.

Edited January 24, 2014 by Jolly SWAGman

[LancerG2]

Ever sit on your hand to make it numb and then you start to have a wank? Make me so hard to imagine someone else do it.

[senormidget]

Ever sit on your hand to make it numb and then you start to have a wank? Make me so hard to imagine someone else do it.

I sit on my dick until it goes numb so it feels like I'm pulling somebody elses.

[M6 dRMG]

 

 

Ever sit on your hand to make it numb and then you start to have a wank? Make me so hard to imagine someone else do it.

I sit on my dick until it goes numb so it feels like I'm pulling somebody elses.

I sit on both. I'm a voyeur.

[gn1992]

I never had any physical injuries from playing, only my controller

[Docfrost]

This has been the most entertaining thread I've ever come across on this forum.

[Sirpepperoni]

My hands were cramping pretty bad after a 5 day bender of meth and gta... I thought I was getting arthritis.

[vince91]

only a small cigarette burn on my testicle skin.. i dropped it but was escaping mercs and didn't pick it up in time.

 

since then i never game without pants

[hvcciookay]

I've never gotten pissed at GTA:O Except when i parachute of a building and my char every now and then faces said building and destroys my parachute leading to my death. Other than that my wallet hurts more from CoD Ghosts. What a joke of MP the series has become.

[Zwenkwiel]

I once got shot while playing gta 5

true story

[Happy_Killstick]

 

 

 

Does psychological harm count?

if it does i get really sad when everyone kills me for no reason, sometimes i just snap and go hunt them down with them killing me and i kill them until the person leaves.

P.s i can get really hurt easily because i'm depressed, and it doesnt matter if it's just a game.

 

also my fingers gets so damn cold when i play games, so cold i could deepfreeze you in 2 seconds

We've got a bad ass over here

 

Whats that suppose to mean ?

Sorry but i'm incredibly stupid, my IQ doesnt go higher than 10 perhaps

Don't worry dude you're a lot smarter than me.

 

It was just meant to be a bit of a play on all those posters that talk about how they will slaughter anyone that comes near them in the game without dying once and how they are so hardcore in real life that if someone shot a gun at them they would be able to punch the bullet out of the air and back at the person who shot it.

 

Not meant to be a slur on you at all, you're being honest and I respect that, despite what people say on this forum you can bet your bottom dollar a lot of them get annoyed when they get killed for no reason too. I know I would but I just end up going passive and spamming the bird motion.

 

I wish that was true that i'm smarter than you but i'm not.

 

I try to be honest most of the time because it pays out alot more than lying all the time

[UnicornAssassin]

 

OP sure is a weird, weird guy.

 

Matches in well with the direction of this topic, gotta love jerkin' the gherkin.

 

 

 

I have brick two PS3 controllers because of GTA Online and i have bruises all over my left hand punching the wall due to frustration trying to escaped the overpowered LSPD.

dude! whats going on with your hand? Your little finger is unreasonably small !

 

 

 

Even worse: that's his left hand! That tiny finger is his INDEX FINGER!!!!

[Soran Is On]

Jesus Christ people go train a martial art or hit the gym if you f*ckin rage that much.

 

If that fails smoke a bowl before you play.

[Jolly Swagman]

 

 

 

OP sure is a weird, weird guy.

Matches in well with the direction of this topic, gotta love jerkin' the gherkin.

 

 

 

I have brick two PS3 controllers because of GTA Online and i have bruises all over my left hand punching the wall due to frustration trying to escaped the overpowered LSPD.

dude! whats going on with your hand? Your little finger is unreasonably small !

 

 

Even worse: that's his left hand! That tiny finger is his INDEX FINGER!!!!

Yeah what the f*ck is that sh*t? Do you think his father is also is his uncle?

[Jolly Swagman]

 

 

 

 

 

Does psychological harm count?

if it does i get really sad when everyone kills me for no reason, sometimes i just snap and go hunt them down with them killing me and i kill them until the person leaves.

P.s i can get really hurt easily because i'm depressed, and it doesnt matter if it's just a game.

 

also my fingers gets so damn cold when i play games, so cold i could deepfreeze you in 2 seconds

We've got a bad ass over here

 

Whats that suppose to mean ?

Sorry but i'm incredibly stupid, my IQ doesnt go higher than 10 perhaps

Don't worry dude you're a lot smarter than me.

 

It was just meant to be a bit of a play on all those posters that talk about how they will slaughter anyone that comes near them in the game without dying once and how they are so hardcore in real life that if someone shot a gun at them they would be able to punch the bullet out of the air and back at the person who shot it.

 

Not meant to be a slur on you at all, you're being honest and I respect that, despite what people say on this forum you can bet your bottom dollar a lot of them get annoyed when they get killed for no reason too. I know I would but I just end up going passive and spamming the bird motion.

 

I wish that was true that i'm smarter than you but i'm not.

 

I try to be honest most of the time because it pays out alot more than lying all the time

Mate ive been hanging around the online forums since October. It takes a special kind of idiot to be able to log on here for more than a few weeks. I've noticed you have just joined - there is still hope for you.

 

Seriously man don't put yourself down so much. Both your posts I read seemed to be properly spelt and punctuated. That by itself shows you smarter than most of us here.

[Rockaholic77]

I Have a friend called Charley who sh*t himself whilst playing GTA Online once.

Not sure if that counts as a personal injury but I'm sure it wasn't pleasant.....

[SaturdayNight]

finger can get strained if I drive too much in the game. Like the time I went around the State twice due to a bounty. Good thing I have my aim and fire set to the shoulder buttons and not the trigger buttons.