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Physical injuries from GTA Online...

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scorpia4

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Haha, looks like somebody could use a teaspoon of cement.

Don't be jealous cause he's mine bro. Go find an insecure preteen to molest or something. Don't bring your sexual frustrations here.
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Diesleman

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Haha, looks like somebody could use a teaspoon of cement.

Don't be jealous cause he's mine bro. Go find an insecure preteen to molest or something. Don't bring your sexual frustrations here.

Excuse me? I was merely telling him to harden up, somebody has issues, lol...

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WinterEdit

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Physical injuries from playing a game? o.O

 

I've strained my fingers from moving the analog sticks, 'cause it's too exhausting.

Not really. I have experienced no injuries.

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scorpia4

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Haha, looks like somebody could use a teaspoon of cement.

Don't be jealous cause he's mine bro. Go find an insecure preteen to molest or something. Don't bring your sexual frustrations here.
Excuse me? I was merely telling him to harden up, somebody has issues, lol...

I don't want him hard. I want him nice and soft. Don't cock block bro.

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Diesleman

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Haha, looks like somebody could use a teaspoon of cement.

Don't be jealous cause he's mine bro. Go find an insecure preteen to molest or something. Don't bring your sexual frustrations here.
Excuse me? I was merely telling him to harden up, somebody has issues, lol...

I don't want him hard. I want him nice and soft. Don't cock block bro.

Haha, of course. Sorry I'm a little slow today

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WinterEdit

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Haha, looks like somebody could use a teaspoon of cement.

Don't be jealous cause he's mine bro. Go find an insecure preteen to molest or something. Don't bring your sexual frustrations here.
Excuse me? I was merely telling him to harden up, somebody has issues, lol...

I don't want him hard. I want him nice and soft. Don't cock block bro.

Haha, of course. Sorry I'm a little slow today

 

Oooookay, I'll just back out from here. You two seem to need a little privacy.

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Haha, looks like somebody could use a teaspoon of cement.

Don't be jealous cause he's mine bro. Go find an insecure preteen to molest or something. Don't bring your sexual frustrations here.
Excuse me? I was merely telling him to harden up, somebody has issues, lol...
I don't want him hard. I want him nice and soft. Don't cock block bro.Haha, of course. Sorry I'm a little slow today

 

Oooookay, I'll just back out from here. You two seem to need a little privacy.

Hell yeah get the f*ck out!

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Jack Reacher

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The first time I was given the notice saying I had to pay my mechanic $50, I threw my dog off my balcony.

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scorpia4

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The first time I was given the notice saying I had to pay my mechanic $50, I threw my dog off my balcony.

Did he died??

I'll let you smell where my fingers been

Sure but only if you smell where my D's been.

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OGLuke

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jack reacher is such a badass

 

maybe i should be sucking his dick instead of yours scorpia4.

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scorpia4

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jack reacher is such a badass

 

maybe i should be sucking his dick instead of yours scorpia4.

I will beat you to a pulp. Then I'll tear off your arm and beat Jack Reacher to a pulp. Then I'll finish myself off with your dismembered hand.

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UnicornAssassin

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Yesterday, I strained by right leg while playing an intense round of TDM where I stood up to get more leverage.

 

 

You needed to increase your leverage on what, exactly? The thumb-sticks? The shoulder buttons? You need to work out more.

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OGLuke

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you kissing me with that foul mouth of yours sends shivers down my vagina.

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scorpia4

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you kissing me with that foul mouth of yours sends shivers down my vagina.

I'll kiss a whole load of other places too.

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OGLuke

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using shake weight did nothing for my cock.

 

You been having sex with a man, scorpia4. Enjoy my diseases.

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scorpia4

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using shake weight did nothing for my cock.

 

You been having sex with a man, scorpia4. Enjoy my diseases.

I was under the impression that you were a man from the start bro. And I sure love diseases. Sharing is caring right?

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OGLuke

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can we still be friends and lovers? I don't mind that you wasn't wearing a rubber and made me a fatass slut.

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we'll break your dick.

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scorpia4

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can we still be friends and lovers? I don't mind that you wasn't wearing a rubber and made me a fatass slut.

@jack reacher

 

we'll break your dick.

Just who's dick are you going to "attempt" to break?

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scorpia4

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Ok bro I understand you want the dick. You have my sympathies. I'm going to sleep. Go pester jock strap reacher for the dick.

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Kazandra

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Sounds like you need to pound it out.....

 

Did you know sex/masturbation alleviates stress and makes you a far more healthy person? :p

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OGLuke

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i would never abuse my penis with filthy hand pleasuring techniques. Gross.

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Kazandra

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i would never abuse my penis with filthy hand pleasuring techniques. Gross.

 

Well ...you DEFINITELY need to pound it out then....lol

 

Masturbation rules.

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marco-polo

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You needed to increase your leverage on what, exactly? The thumb-sticks? The shoulder buttons? You need to work out more.

 

I'm picturing him doing something along the lines of:

 

motion_capture_1.jpg

 

I'm surprised at the sex talk in this thread, deep and meaningful if you know what i mean.

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I actually masturbate three to four times A day, I'm as normal as can be.

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