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scubadave

Physical injuries from GTA Online...

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Kazandra

I actually masturbate three to four times A day, I'm as normal as can be.

 

Four or five times a day?! How are you angry about anything? lol

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OGLuke

I have terrible mood swings

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Vehicles

I'll be shocked if your dick is still working.

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UnicornAssassin

 

If you get an injury from hitting something, or playing this game period. You have some real serious problems that you need to work out. Good luck.

 

Running tank shifts like Scubadave does is enough to tell you he's different...

 

 

OP sure is a weird, weird guy.

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OGLuke

dear kowai,

 

me and my penis are doing fine but thanks for your concerns.

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marco-polo
OP sure is a weird, weird guy.

 

Matches in well with the direction of this topic, gotta love jerkin' the gherkin.

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OGLuke

I'm saving lives by jerkin my gherkin :)

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marco-polo

Take your anger out on the meat rather than laying down the beat, i always say.

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Terrato137

Does getting up after a long session with your entire leg asleep, stumbling bcuz you can't move your leg, and slamming your little toe into the table count as an injury?

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marco-polo

The f*ck does that have to do with sex or masturbation Terrato?

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Kazandra

It's all fun and games until someone's leg falls asleep......

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Terrato137

The f*ck does that have to do with sex or masturbation Terrato?

Not a damn thing :p

It's all fun and games until someone's leg falls asleep......

Exactly!

Edited by Terrato137

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Khaos89

No it's a game.

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Jolly Swagman

Does getting up after a long session with your entire leg asleep, stumbling bcuz you can't move your leg, and slamming your little toe into the table count as an injury?

You're missing out on a golden opportunity with the dead leg. What you should be doing is rubbing a quick one off with your foot while it's completely numb. It feels like an uncoordinated stranger giving you a foot job.

 

Note: you may need to do some advanced stretching to achieve this. As the OP mentioned you should always stretch before playing.

Edited by Jolly SWAGman

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marco-polo

Not a damn thing :p

 

Don't you derail this thread, you hear me boy!

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Terrato137

 

Not a damn thing :p

 

Don't you derail this thread, you hear me boy!

 

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JiNX77

I'll let you smell where my fingers been

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On topic, no. I used to hit things when I was angry but grew out of it. I never understood throwing and breaking gamepads though. There is nothing done in-game by the AI or other players that will piss me off anywhere near as much as having to drive to the store and shell out $50 for a new controller. Even worse if it's hundreds or more likely thousands in medical bills from a broken hand.

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marco-polo

 

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I.haigh

What the f*ck you doing playing with a madcatz?

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Sir Michael

I haven't raged *THAT* hard in this game. Last time I did that was when I was still playing CoD... I actually broke a controller one time. Haha.

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senormidget

True story: When I was playing Vice City aged thirteen, I headbutted my television after failing "Demolition Man" for the sixth time and lost consciousness for a good minute.

 

Bare in mind this was in the days before flat screens where TVs looked like this and were heavy as f*ck:

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Apart from that, no other video game related injuries.

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marco-polo

You know you're pissed when you actually put effort into getting up, walk to the tv and headbutt it :p

 

Playing Killzone 3 the other day made me realise how annoying spawn killers can be, when you need to complete a task and whatnot.. That's the closest i've ever come to throwing my controller.

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Jet Jacuzzi

I once pumped the trigger so hard when driving a forklift that my spleen swelled a bit and then my nipples grew 10x THEIR NORMAL SIZE.

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miaumiau1

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G D

You people have serious issues. I swear...

 

OT: Nope. I don't have girly hands. I once twisted a part of some table in school to emphasize my point... Of why I hate immigrants, and gays. lelz

 

 

10 GTA CA$H Packz for the one who gets the quote. Pretty easy.

 

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Coin

Yes. I once broke 26 bones in my body during one GTA Online session*.

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J4ADM

"Stood up to get more leverage"

WTF

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Jolly Swagman

You know you're pissed when you actually put effort into getting up, walk to the tv and headbutt it :p

 

Playing Killzone 3 the other day made me realise how annoying spawn killers can be, when you need to complete a task and whatnot.. That's the closest i've ever come to throwing my controller.

Don't you mean playing "Misused 3" not "Killzone 3"?

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dannybohy

I have brick two PS3 controllers because of GTA Online :sneaky: and i have bruises all over my left hand punching the wall due to frustration trying to escaped the overpowered LSPD.

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dude! whats going on with your hand? Your little finger is unreasonably small !

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