Simeon's a cheap bastard.

[RoachKiller_416]

I will never forget the ATVs mission from that cheap a$$hole, and that mission is the main reason why he is the worst GTA V/ Online character in my opinion

[Coin]

The high priority vehicle would be better if you had more than one location you could deliver it to for cash, to give you more of a fighting chance.

[am30]

I've had this with the HPV. Either I took too long and it was no longer required or it's a glitch. It happens, no need to be butthurt over it.

[LosKnightsTemplar]

I don't bother with the foreign f*ck, he's like the Polish in our country, always doing things on the cheapo cheap!

[Hallgarth]

I deliver cars if I see them when I'm around Cypress Flats area. Usually get there without a scratch, but yeah, the payouts a crappy.

Then again so are the payouts for his missions too.

 

Also, talking about Simeon. Has anyone had it where they've done one of his missions only for him to call right after complaining that you aren't doing any of his missions? I've also had it where I was at the Terminal, driving to his garage and he called me to complain that I wasn't stealing the cars he wanted.

 

Not to mention how I have to run around the corner before my Mechanic will deliver my car to me.

[LeAristocrat]

Sure he is but that's his hustle

[sandman1990]

Anyone have any idea as to what influences how much he pays? As in, colour, condition etc? Just delivered him an unmarked Albany Buccaneer in light blue and got like 6K but a slightly banged up black SUV gets me almost 13k...what gives?

[Narratorjuan]

Did the high priority vehicle A LOT during the money hack. No-one was bothered with it at all and it help rack up a nice pile of cash for me, especially after the purge.

 

These days I don't bother with it so much as its value has returned meaning it's usually more trouble than it's worth, and as other people have pointed out, it's perfect troll bait.

 

As for Simeon's requested vehicles, I like to stick an expensive paint on them so when they're sold I can kid myself I got a decent payout.

[gn1992]

I go through all the trouble of stealing the import/export car, respraying it, fending off the hungry savages and delivering it, albeit, in worse condition than it should have been and he doesn't pay up. Mofo's gonna get it.

 

[Narratorjuan]

Anyone have any idea as to what influences how much he pays? As in, colour, condition etc? Just delivered him an unmarked Albany Buccaneer in light blue and got like 6K but a slightly banged up black SUV gets me almost 13k...what gives?

I'm not exactly sure but I think I saw that the payout on Simeon's requested vehicles is the price you'd get at LSC plus 25% or 30%. For the high priority vehicle it might be plus 50% but I'm really just pulling figures out of my butt here.

Edited January 26, 2014 by Narratorjuan

[NomadRider]

I've been known to shoot out a window on the HPV then toss a sticky inside the car and wait for the message to tell me someone has taken the bait. boom. Also I've gone to the car and shot out all 4 tires.

[horse1001]

I think it's hilarious to wait outside Simeons in 'off the radar' and take the HP car just as they're about to get it into the garage.

 

[JohnDoe7125539271]

Im a millionaire, i don't want to get calls to work for this poor assh***

[Nomad0202]

That high priority vehicle thing. That's a pain isn't it? Dodge the law, pay for a new paint job, drive it half way around the world, get one scratch and it's "ok for parts" No thanks.

Edited January 26, 2014 by Nomad0202