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I want to be a bank robber.


Mr_Goldcard
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Nameless Foot Soldier

 

Just remember that GTA IV tries to show how hard it is to be a successful criminal in our modern age. None of that whole GTA V, we get away from most things without consequences.

No. That just tells me its harder to become a sucessful criminal in New York City than it is to become one in L.A. Also cars have more suspension in NYC for some reason.

 

sh*t, I think you're on to something. Don't let me stand in your way. Go for it kid.

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Geralt of Rivia

 

 

Just remember that GTA IV tries to show how hard it is to be a successful criminal in our modern age. None of that whole GTA V, we get away from most things without consequences.

No. That just tells me its harder to become a sucessful criminal in New York City than it is to become one in L.A. Also cars have more suspension in NYC for some reason.

 

sh*t, I think you're on to something. Don't let me stand in your way. Go for it kid.

 

You're gonna go far, kid

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No...no.....NOOO!!!

 

That's the reason why parents and Jack Thompson is calling this game a "Murder Simulator". Don't give them a good reason to win. Don't become a statistic.

 

 

Unless you are looking forward to a death by cops situation or you wanna become Adebisi's "PRAG" up in prison.

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I wont fail. Im taking my time studying, Bank robbing is an art, not just going in with a gun and a ski mask.

You're not studying. You're talking about robbing banks on the internet. Your internet activity is already being monitored. And just use some common sense. The people here love GTA and hate when people connect criminal/violent behavior to the gameplay we enjoy. What I'm saying is you have already been reported to the authorities.

 

I would hate to see another young guy in jail/prison for some stupid comments. Just stop.

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When the poor try to rob the rich its called stealing but when the rich try to rob the poor its called business.

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I wont fail. Im taking my time studying, Bank robbing is an art, not just going in with a gun and a ski mask.

You're not studying. You're talking about robbing banks on the internet. Your internet activity is already being monitored. And just use some common sense. The people here love GTA and hate when people connect criminal/violent behavior to the gameplay we enjoy. What I'm saying is you have already been reported to the authorities.

 

I would hate to see another young guy in jail/prison for some stupid comments. Just stop.

I dont care. Worst case scenario, the FIB will make me do jobs for them.

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News: GTA blamed for mysterious bank robbery.

 

"News: GTA blamed for [failed] bank robbery [attempt, yet held blameless at the same time.] [An 8 year old who claimed to have played the game day and night since his parents bought it for him as a reward for getting straight D's, managed to foil the robber at his 'own game'. The robber goes by the alias Mr_Goldcard...., well I dont see any GOLD in his CARD Alex... Unless you consider that in prison his DANCE CARD may be full... ::chuckle::]

[On to other news: Was the Pink Panther, really 'pink'?! This story and more after the break.]"

:lol:

 

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ViceCityStalker

I never had these urges but f*ck me sideways when I see a cool sunrise or sunset in RL I just wanna take a snapmatic of it.

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I used to play Age of Empires 2 and now I am the vassal of my very own manor.

 

Follow your dreams, OP.

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SmoothGetaway

Whatever you do, don't forget to go in loud and dumb. The payout is always better that way.

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OP is on the troll.. saying sh*t just to say it. who hooked onto the bait?

 

 

 

But hell, GTA V taught me exactly how to rob a bank and how easy it is. I just need heavy armor, a bulldozer, and a train. Piece of cake!

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Go for it OP. Make sure you study gta5 heists very carefully so you know exactly what you're doing


OP is on the troll.. saying sh*t just to say it. who hooked onto the bait?

 

 

 

But hell, GTA V taught me exactly how to rob a bank and how easy it is. I just need heavy armor, a bulldozer, and a train. Piece of cake!

 

Dont forget you need a machine gun, I'm pretty sure you can find one on sale at walmart

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OP is on the troll.. saying sh*t just to say it. who hooked onto the bait?

 

 

 

But hell, GTA V taught me exactly how to rob a bank and how easy it is. I just need heavy armor, a bulldozer, and a train. Piece of cake!

LMAO. They even contacted the authorities...

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Mr_Goldcard, on 24 Jan 2014 - 05:25 AM, said:

 

Nameless Foot Soldier, on 24 Jan 2014 - 05:17 AM, said:

Just remember that GTA IV tries to show how hard it is to be a successful criminal in our modern age. None of that whole GTA V, we get away from most things without consequences.

No. That just tells me its harder to become a sucessful criminal in New York City than it is to become one in L.A. Also cars have more suspension in NYC for some reason.

 

They also drive like sh*tty boats for some reason .

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OP is on the troll.. saying sh*t just to say it. who hooked onto the bait?

 

 

 

But hell, GTA V taught me exactly how to rob a bank and how easy it is. I just need heavy armor, a bulldozer, and a train. Piece of cake!

And you think anyone is even believing in this thread? This is just for the fun of it ... next we'll get someone that have been watching Pokemon episodes and decides to travel worldwide to Catch Them All. :lol:

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Captain Arthur

 

And you think anyone is even believing in this thread? This is just for the fun of it ... next we'll get someone that have been watching Pokemon episodes and decides to travel worldwide to Catch Them All. :lol:

So, my dream was a lie? A big, fat lie? I'll never forgive you for ruining my dreams.

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Well yeah, but I have good news for you... if you find this tower and climb it without any help at the end you'll find a talking cat and a black painted guy that will teach to be a killing machine and if you keep going up you'll reach Heaven and Hell.

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Now the first thing that you need is to grab your growing stick and learn how to use it. :lol:

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Themonsterhunter

I will be waiting to see how exactly you are caught after your failed bank heist, OP. Be sure not to disappoint.

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I swear regardless of whether this kids trolling or not if the FBI/MI5 raid his sh*t and put him down for conspiring I'm gunna piss myself for 5 days straight.

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I wont fail. Im taking my time studying, Bank robbing is an art, not just going in with a gun and a ski mask.

You're not studying. You're talking about robbing banks on the internet. Your internet activity is already being monitored. And just use some common sense. The people here love GTA and hate when people connect criminal/violent behavior to the gameplay we enjoy. What I'm saying is you have already been reported to the authorities.

 

I would hate to see another young guy in jail/prison for some stupid comments. Just stop.

 

Yeah right... The authorities will throw him in jail for making a joke on the internet. Lighten the f*ck up.

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Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the f*ck up

 

Better invest in stocks and become the wolf of wall street throwing money at the FBI Agents rather robbing a bank and getting WASTED!

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Lol too much kids are playing GTA 5 oh sh*t i remembered the game sold a whopping 30.5ml copies so most kids also got the game.OP pls dont do crazy sh*t and let GTA get all the blames for your retarded fantasy.that why there is crazy version of GTA-known as Saints Row.

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Giles Flaggot 1

When the poor try to rob the rich its called stealing but when the rich try to rob the poor its called business.

Really???

 

Anyway, I thought the OP was going to mention robbing a bank in V, you do remember that this is our beloved 'HEIST' game, yet we can't do a proper one in single player free roam :/

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Lethal Vaccine

I think the OP is far fetched. Probably some moron who can't differentiate fantasy from reality. Either that or is delusional/schizophrenic. Or is trolling.

 

Can't see how this sh*t isn't locked and deleted yet.

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