Mr_Goldcard Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Ever since I started playing V. I keep dreaming of being a bank robber, I actually want to be one. Its the thrill of doing it, the action. I dont know but I want to be one. Everytime I go to a bank, I scope the place out, I've been looking at blueprints, how to unlock safes, how safes work, security alarms, and Im thinking of taking some hacking computer classes. Hell I have made 3 applications in a few banks in my city just so I can get to know it better inside out. Anyone else feel this way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Brown Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Nope. Easiest way to make money would to become the owner of the bank. That way instead of robbing the bank you could rob the customers. universetwisters, TaviColen123, al_balmer and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1LV3R_W0LF Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Ok then now that you experienced the virtual cool life of a bank robber, I recommend you to give a tour in a few prisons and ask to take a look at the interaction between detainees, in particular to the aquatic activities in the showers ... you'll return to the reality fast and you'll forget it. Good thing that you're not watching movies or playing games related with gay porn... who knows what would you like to be, being so easily influenced. Sakurai Aoi, rob243, Andreas and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacymist Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 You will either get shot to death by the police or spend the rest of your life being passed around by inmates during shower time. Just because you can pull off some heists in a video game does not mean you would have the same success in the real world. You're probably just trolling anyway, at least I hope so. Ciaran 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGF_ Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 csb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shattered-minds Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Well, the next failed bank robbery we see on the news we will have a good idea who it was. Nameless Foot Soldier, rob243 and buzzbass 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matajuegos01 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 just watch out about dye bombs, threaten the person who is giving you the money that if he/she sneaks a dye bomb inside the money wads you'll kill him/her. and yeah it's actually easy just be careful to not get greedy and return to robbing banks, they'll put more effort in catching you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Goldcard Posted January 24, 2014 Author Share Posted January 24, 2014 I wont fail. Im taking my time studying, Bank robbing is an art, not just going in with a gun and a ski mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yonatan755 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 HESOYAM Sakurai Aoi and SonofYankton 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NebulaHD Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 News: GTA blamed for mysterious bank robbery buzzbass and SwingingSpidey 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLOOD Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Ever since I started playing V. I keep dreaming of being a bank robber, I actually want to be one. Its the thrill of doing it, the action. I dont know but I want to be one. Everytime I go to a bank, I scope the place out, I've been looking at blueprints, how to unlock safes, how safes work, security alarms, and Im thinking of taking some hacking computer classes. Hell I have made 3 applications in a few banks in my city just so I can get to know it better inside out. Anyone else feel this way? Lol Pls dont GTA already got too much Controvesy since it Origins in 1997. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerukal Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Blame GTA and not the blatant heist simulator that is turning our children into ruthless thieves, Payday 2. The horror! buzzbass 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98 in 1 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 (edited) You'd probably end up doing this. Edited January 24, 2014 by Ermac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staten Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 (edited) Watch out, OP, there aren't as many checkpoints in real-life heists. Edited January 24, 2014 by Staten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacymist Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 I wont fail. Im taking my time studying, Bank robbing is an art, not just going in with a gun and a ski mask. The diagram doesn't lie. Geralt of Rivia, KING2dor, Andreas and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob243 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 I don't think anyone has gotten anyway with a bank robbery in the last decade , the technology we have now , would trakc them down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raavi Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 (edited) I read the OP like this: Ever since I started playing V. I keep dreaming of going to prison, I actually want to be an inmate. Its the thrill of doing it, the action, the anal violation. I dont know but I want to be one. Everytime I drive past my local jail, I scope the place out, I've been looking at anal tattoos, how to make toilet wine, how I can digest food without tasting it, how much male reproductive organ I can take and Im thinking of getting some colonoscopies done, you know just to widen the fun hole. Hell I have made a few prison pen palls. Anyone else feel this way? Edited January 24, 2014 by Raavi theNGclan, Osho, Frank Brown and 9 others 12 – overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blakeney Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 (edited) Nope. Easiest way to make money would to become the owner of the bank. That way instead of robbing the bank you could rob the customers. It isn't as easy to own a bank as it is to rob one?! I don't think anyone has gotten anyway with a bank robbery in the last decade , the technology we have now , would trakc them down Are you for real? They don't have bank robbery's on the news (ie you wont hear of them) unless ppl get killed ect.. Banks are getting robbed daily... I wont fail. Im taking my time studying, Bank robbing is an art, not just going in with a gun and a ski mask. The diagram doesn't lie. He might not live in USA lol? That's the only place in the world as far as I know, where people turn gay for some reason once they hit prison....? Here in Uk, bumming one another really is NOT what prisoners do! Really don't get that about USA... the whole prison/bumming thing.... very suspect lol. Edited January 24, 2014 by blakeney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canucks Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 (edited) I wont fail. Im taking my time studying, Bank robbing is an art, not just going in with a gun and a ski mask.hahahahahahahahaga Edit:i don't like your odds on this Edited January 24, 2014 by Canucks SwingingSpidey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iFight Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 (edited) Lame, just continue to play gta or play payday the heist Edited January 24, 2014 by iFight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qfs Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 ***NSA*** why aren't you doing your job. Raavi, Canucks, Sakurai Aoi and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eutyphro Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 (edited) Go work at Goldman Sachs. You can steal from the American citizen and it's legal. The government will do everything they can to keep you as corrupt and disfunctional as possible and Barack Obama will be your buddy. It's pure awesomeness. Edited January 24, 2014 by gtaxpert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canucks Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Get the Ncaa brackets perfect..Warren buffet will pay a billion dollars if you do!!legit.. The rich c*nt is offering up a billion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Goldcard Posted January 24, 2014 Author Share Posted January 24, 2014 Come on guys, havent you ever watched a movie?? We go inside, wave our guns around, and leave very rich men. Maggot899 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geralt of Rivia Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Just follow the bank robbery procedure of 30 Minutes or Less and you'll be fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Goldcard Posted January 24, 2014 Author Share Posted January 24, 2014 Get the Ncaa brackets perfect..Warren buffet will pay a billion dollars if you do!!legit.. The rich c*nt is offering up a billion How about we steal from that rich f*ck, hes got more money than a bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggot899 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Come on guys, havent you ever watched a movie?? We go inside, wave our guns around, and leave very rich men. Thank you for that VC reference...it made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theNGclan Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 There aren't any respawn points in real life, dude. Don't even get me started on the AI man. It's too intense for beginners. You might wanna reconsider this. Raavi, Andreas, Sakurai Aoi and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nameless Foot Soldier Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Just remember that GTA IV tries to show how hard it is to be a successful criminal in our modern age. None of that whole GTA V, we get away from most things without consequences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Goldcard Posted January 24, 2014 Author Share Posted January 24, 2014 Just remember that GTA IV tries to show how hard it is to be a successful criminal in our modern age. None of that whole GTA V, we get away from most things without consequences. No. That just tells me its harder to become a sucessful criminal in New York City than it is to become one in L.A. Also cars have more suspension in NYC for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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