t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I live a life of reckless driving. I'm a one man argument for increasing insurance rates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiaJay21 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 (edited) I was an accomplice to a friend who robbed a store once. And by that, I mean I was nine and had a large rucksack that she decided was ideal to hide candy in. Yeah, I'm that kind of person ... Edited January 31, 2014 by RiaJay21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I cucked Alex Jones Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I borrowed about ten books from the library before I moved... and I have no intention of returning them. Better watch the f*ck out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 I may or may not have commited some crimes in the past, and if I did they might have been carrying out over $10,000 worth of electronics from a big name super store and using eBay to fence the products. If I ever did. Mr. Scratch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 I've killed people, smuggled people, sold people.... DeafMetal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOW'S ANNIE? Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 I've killed people, smuggled people, sold people....Face it man, here on GTAForums, things won't be different. DeafMetal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunWrath Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 (edited) I have a feeling 99.9999999999999% in this topic haven't committed the first crime. Edited February 1, 2014 by GunWrath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornedturtle Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 I have a feeling 99.9999999999999% in this topic haven't committed the first crime.it's only a crime if you get caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epoxi Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 for those curious... my bust involved 2 ounces of cocaine 800xtc pills a lb of weed steroid pills and a 9mm. Wow, that's some marketing diversity right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 I've killed people, smuggled people, sold people.... See? CJ quotes were really deep and touching. That's why SA was better than IV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedBull FM Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 (edited) I got stopped by the police because I had the same kind of car what the suspect was getting away in. I got questioned by the side of the road and they let me off. Would you think all police cars would have a fitted number plate reading system? Edit: No I've never been in trouble with the police before. Edited February 1, 2014 by RedBull FM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Arrt Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 I used to steal sh*t from Kmart that didn't have tags, then I tried stealing some Alegra D for my allergies, and the alarm went off, so I walked over to the counter and ditched it before they could search me. I also sold weed my freshman year, but I didn't make much profit, so I quit. I make a sh*tty drug dealer tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-FiGuy Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 I used to do lots of stupid stuff. This kid dropped his smoke at school once and did not realize it so I sold it back to him for 5 dollars. Then there was this nerdy kid in my class who told on me for looking up bad stuff on school computers so I kicked his ass. Then I punched a retarded kid in the face and he got a bloody nose. Now I try not to do stupid stuff like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Django Fett Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 (edited) I play video games isn't that bad enough!! Edited February 3, 2014 by LilMcJohn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossed Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 I've done many criminal things. Beginning as fun, leading into greed and want then later for plain old survival. Hopefully I don't have the need for these practices but sometimes you got to do what you got to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rented Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 I actually wouldn't be able to steal anything, just to think of that I haven't worked for it and I toke it from some one who deserves it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog94 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 The more I think about my future and how uncertain it is, the more I think about what a life of crime would actually be like. Of course I'd probably never turn to one, but the future looks so grim for me, that I wonder if it would actually be beneficial... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivpanzer Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I've killed many cockroaches and rats in my kitchen sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossed Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Look at it like this. Your homeless temporarily and need things. Cut a few corners. Steal a tent sleeping bag a bite to eat etc. How you got there was not by choice or bad descisions. f*ck them corporate whores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Spaz Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I'm proud to say that i'm a law-abiding citizen and will stay like that for years to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Brown Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Look at it like this. Your homeless temporarily and need things. Cut a few corners. Steal a tent sleeping bag a bite to eat etc. How you got there was not by choice or bad descisions. f*ck them corporate whores. Can you expand on this? How did the situation come about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Look at it like this. Your homeless temporarily and need things. Cut a few corners. Steal a tent sleeping bag a bite to eat etc. How you got there was not by choice or bad descisions. f*ck them corporate whores. Can you expand on this? How did the situation come about? I believe he's making a theoretical situation to point out that maybe committing crime under certain circumstances might not be so morally reprehensible. Frank Brown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucid121 Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Killed a man back in the day. Forgot which one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WBaker Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 I've stolen glances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtamann123 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 (edited) Really the most criminal thing I have done is a sh*tload of shoplifting when I was younger. And smoking marijuana I guess. I want to cook meth but I dont even have the slightest clue on the recipe or where to get a large amount of Sudafed. Edited February 10, 2014 by gtamann123 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacymist Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 I've stolen glances. Oh you... WBaker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOW'S ANNIE? Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 I once stole a pencil in school and I feel terrible about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrComegetsum00 Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 During elementary school, when the teacher told us to put our heads down.... I kept my head up.... I know, epic right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woggleman Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Never got deep into the life but I have hung around with hardened criminals and at times aided them. That is all I will say just in case anybody is reading. I grew up in poverty and many people saw crime as the only way out but I never wanted to prison. I learned how to make some smart legal investments and made very good money at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graven Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I did a Supermarket robbery at the age of 4. Stole candy bar. It was not funny so I switched to the legal side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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