Kracus Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 lol... That's not a life of crime, that's just a crime of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senormidget Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) I was a pretty bad thief as a child, I do genuinely think I could have had kleptomania as most of the things I stole had no value or were of no use to me, I was never diagnosed though. Later in life I got into drugs from about age 16-21. I almost destroyed my relationship with my girlfriend, I isolated myself from my family and friends, I nearly lost my job, I got myself into some pretty heavy debt that thankfully my parents helped me to sort out. I used to drive all the time while messed up but I am really ashamed of that and wouldn't dream of doing it again. It's been three years since I got over it all and I've never felt better. I don't touch hard drugs any more and I only smoke weed very occasionally. Me and my girlfriend have been going strong ever since (9 years together now!), I am much closer to my family, I've got a good group of friends and I've moved up in my job. I also own my own home now. I've never been arrested luckily but I do have three speeding offences. Edited January 23, 2014 by senormidget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bus Rider 1 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 lol... That's not a life of crime, that's just a crime of life. Lol I guess, but I never felt such an adrenaline rush, that I actually thought of shooting the authorities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannybohy Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) In 1972, I was in a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime I didn't commit. I promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the London underground. Today, still wanted by the government, I survive as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find me....I will tell you piss off my property before I set my Staffy on you Edited January 23, 2014 by dannybohy Furry_Monkey, Hmmm nice bike and supanaut 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerStyleLoungeAct Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Used to sell what I smoke, started getting big time until a family member screwed up my business and nearly got me arrested. I lost a lot of money both for myself and a friend who no longer speaks to me. Never let family get involved if you want to be a successful D. The major burn was finding out that the family member's partner had actually hidden most of my stuff and lied to me about what got taken meaning he still got payed on the sly, the f*ckin c*nt. Asides from that, never been caught but have done plenty of vandalism on deserving properties. My friends did not fare so well but have still avoided jail which in a few of the cases is pretty surprising. Especially the friend who broke into a safe at his job lol, not the brightest thing to do when your co-worker is a busybody cop loving freak. Only time I ever got 'busted' was after I gave up selling happy things to work legit in a shop some friends owned, the freakin pigs stung me with a 6ft 16 yr old (I'm around 5"9 5"10) buying cider. They laughed at how they had stung 6 out of 6 stores they had used him on in just that one evening then fined me £100. Doesn't seem to matter legit or criminal, I always lose lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strikeslip Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 For people like you... I have security cameras on my house, and a german shepherd dog. My neighbors' cars get tossed, but mine don't, I suppose just by having the cameras out there. I've reviewed recordings on nights where the neighbors cars were broken into, but they steer clear of my driveway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffers123 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Kracus, I am in no way saying I don't believe you, but can you please tell me how on earth you spent a weekend in jail for two oz of white and 800 pills? I'm curious Kfrad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHollick Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Every time i see this photo I'm reminded of the commercial of the little fat white kid in some commercial with that crappy car in his garage with the spinning hubcaps. hahaha Yeah most of the people who play this game are ten year old squeakers and i cant imagine what sort of criminal life they have been leading... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black & White Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 As the saying goes.. "I didn't find crime, crime found me". That's what practically happened to me. My family were racists and I was born into that. It was my nature and I adapted to racism. It was normal to me. As I grew up, I committed numerous racism attacks. Especially as the times were changing. More immigrants were arriving to America and I didn't appreciate that nor did I welcome it. Crime goes deep in my family. My other Grandfather was in a street gang. He still has tattoos of the gang symbols. As was my father. Infact, my father's uncle knew some hardcore criminals. Sadly and regrettably, I committed a stupid crime and I served a prison sentence which lasted seven years. Upon release, I totally changed my life. Crime is always interesting. I've always found the history of crime interesting. Hence why I play the GTA games. Being a criminal is nothing to be proud about. It is pathetic and stupid. Once you have committed criminals acts, you will look back on your life and regret every single minute of it and say to yourself.. "I wasted my life". JohnDoe7125539271 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERHEAVYDOODY Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Car theft-check Assault-check Drug sales-check Prostitution-check Now just a boring 43y/o bussiness owner and father of three. And if my kids pull any of the crap I pulled they will get to meet the bad old me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kfrad Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 He's either full of sh*t, or a snitch. Probably both. Kracus, I am in no way saying I don't believe you, but can you please tell me how on earth you spent a weekend in jail for two oz of white and 800 pills? I'm curious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Brown Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Seems a bit silly to me to talk about any of your illegal activities on these forums. WBaker, Kfrad and Andreas 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KornbreadMaf1a Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Kracus, I am in no way saying I don't believe you, but can you please tell me how on earth you spent a weekend in jail for two oz of white and 800 pills? I'm curiousI don't know him but I bet the answer is posted bail then since it was his first offense he was probably sentenced to probation. Most people who are charged with a crime get out of jail pretty quickly. The only times you stay in jail until trial are if you can't afford bail, are charged with a serious enough crime that bail isn't offered, or are being held on a no bail warrant put in place by your PO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnDoe7125539271 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I stabbed my dad when i was 17, luckily we haven't hard laws in Germany, so i am out of jail & living/playing GTA right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kfrad Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Fwiw. I live in Detroit. Not in the suburbs. I pay Detroit property taxes. We can do just about whatever we want here. As long as you aren't shooting cops or raping children, you can fly under the the radar easily. Iwas pretty dirty in my younger years. Now I'm 31 with three kids and a live the life saint. Thats my story and I'm sticking to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith John Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Good to see the NSA are still keeping up appearances. bash the fash m8s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog94 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I'm totally innocent, Mr. Garda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black & White Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Seems a bit silly to me to talk about any of your illegal activities on these forums. Why's that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kfrad Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Maybe if it was just the drugs and his first offense. He could argue addiction and get treatment/probation. The fact that he added the 9mm on top of all that throws up a bs/snitch flag. Kracus, I am in no way saying I don't believe you, but can you please tell me how on earth you spent a weekend in jail for two oz of white and 800 pills? I'm curious I don't know him but I bet the answer is posted bail then since it was his first offense he was probably sentenced to probation. Most people who are charged with a crime get out of jail pretty quickly. The only times you stay in jail until trial are if you can't afford bail, are charged with a serious enough crime that bail isn't offered, or are being held on a no bail warrant put in place by your PO. Long story short. Op is is a bad ass..... Who may or may not have snitched on his supplier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toke Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I started young stealing candy from the store. Moved up expensive toys then CDs. Once I started in on the drugs me and a select group of old high school were staking out secluded big houses and waiting with binoculars for hours sometimes to make sure no one was home before they went in and I waited behind as lookout to make sure no one came home and if they were then to alert my friends inside with a walkey talky. Then there was the meth. After that I found myself not caring who I stole from or how I did it I just did it in attempts that the local drug dealer would take what I had stolen in trade for more "sh*t" as we called it. Needless to say I tried to stay off the grid, slept in my car for two months then after getting kicked out of my apartment lived in a tent in the woods for another six. Rough times indeed. Of course that was well over 11 years ago. I'm a family man now, with a good wife and a great boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Brown Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Seems a bit silly to me to talk about any of your illegal activities on these forums. Why's that? Past activities? Sure. But not anything you can still be charged for. Black & White 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciaran Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I stole a few bottles of Coca Cola from the local supermarket meh not much, I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchclock Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) I was commiting crime at one point. I was getting over $150 a day on top of what I was earning legit at the time. I wasn't caught but just stopped. I didn't need the money and spent it on luxuries. It was sort of kleptomania except it was not trivial and was organised. It became very addictive, and escalated allot. It wasn't drugs, although I did once try and invest some of it with a friend in drugs. That felt too risky in the end and never happened. I became kind of obsessed with working out elaborate mechanisms to avoid exposure. It was the most fun I think I've ever had. I think I just grew up. Edited January 23, 2014 by watchclock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theadmiral Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 One time when I was driving on the freeway I merged into the exit lane about 50 meters prior to the exit lane actually starting. It was high risk and I did it to avoid traffic. I was looking over my shoulder for miles and started feeling like I was being followed so I never did it again. I AM SORRY ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE VIDEO, BUT MY WEBCAM IS ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black & White Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 One time when I was driving on the freeway I merged into the exit lane about 50 meters prior to the exit lane actually starting. It was high risk and I did it to avoid traffic. I was looking over my shoulder for miles and started feeling like I was being followed so I never did it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jc_39a Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I once stole a car of another person, I didn't have much money so ofc I don't have as nice car as he did so I pulled him out the car and I went in and drove off. This was when I was level 3 on GTA. ShadowDog94 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I came to Liberty City to live the American Dream, which wasn't what I really found... Thank you, cousin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornedturtle Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I used to rob payphones with a straw....didn't even get a 1 star wanted level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) I practice breaking and entering on a regular basis just for kicks. There's something about hiding from CCTV cams that makes me tick. I'll let you decide whether that makes me a hardened criminal. Edited January 23, 2014 by Mr Scratch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunWrath Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Any true criminal would be a fool to post their 'criminal' ways or life on a public forum. I never seen much intelligence in people making topics about such things. Tacymist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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