Kracus Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) A lot of people that play this game are just geeks that enjoy the sandbox aspect of the game, or just like games, in fact there's probably millions of reasons people play GTA but I'm curious as to how many of you have actually lived a life where you depended on criminal activities to put food on your table? I don't need or want explicit details as to your criminal past or your criminal present but just a general idea if you feel like it. Today I'm a law abiding individual, I have a family and kids and a job and I've worked for everything I own. However once upon a time I wasn't such a nice fellow. I felt like the world wasn't so nice to me so I made a choice to not be nice back. I was very poor and everywhere around me all I saw were people taking advantage of my hard work for their personal gain, it made me really mad so I did some things I knew were illegal to earn money to be able to live the life I wanted to live back then which included a lot of partying and all the things that come with that scene. I like many of my friends eventually got busted. I was more fortunate than my friends however because I'd covered my ass a bit better than they did so I wasn't ever charged with anything and only had to spend a weekend in jail. I ultimately lost a 2003 Tiburon because it however but otherwise I was able to dust my hands of it and I never looked back. Anyone else have a similar story or are all your lives being spent living on the right side of the law? Edit: for those curious... my bust involved 2 ounces of cocaine 800xtc pills a lb of weed steroid pills and a 9mm. Edited January 23, 2014 by Kracus Papi Chulo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ugotsmoked Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I could tell you but then I would have to kill you. Sunrise Driver, Papi Chulo, Finn 7 five 11 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kracus Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 I'll take that as a no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayDM420 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I sold weed in highschool. Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kracus Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 Yes it does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ugotsmoked Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I use to skin midgets alive and make shoes and handbags from their skin does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muirenn Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) I like to "borrow" things and gather information on people. But if I tell you more than that, I'm legally obligated to end your existence. Edited January 23, 2014 by Muirenn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostee Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I sold weed in highschool. Does that count? ditto, this is about as far from the straight and narrow as i think ive gotten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyDeacan Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 and a 9mm. Nicked by the small penis police , harsh Clem Fandango, DMC14 and Governator 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannybohy Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) I have never done anything wrong or illegal ever Edited January 23, 2014 by dannybohy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. BROver Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Well, I once stole red underwear from the supermarket. But no, seriously, why will people talk about the illegal things they did on these forums? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kracus Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 I like to "borrow" things and gather information on people. But if I tell you more than that, I'm legally obligated to end your existence. You work for the NSA don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ugotsmoked Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Dont steal my lines...I to this day will go to local monasteries, pick a nun, wine and dine her until she falls in love with me and then dump her telling her she is a terrible lover and has turned me gay does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewNorth Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 dannybohy, Soran Is On, epoxi and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshot 420th Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I'm pleading the 5th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitsuj Rasta Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 This guy is actually asking people to snitch on themselves. Interesting. Finn 7 five 11 and Flachbau 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zwenkwiel Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 this thread is silly anyway I'm a law abiding citizen who has never commited any crime whatsoever f*cking amateurs, Always deny everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-Freak-Vi Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) I've stolen some some cookies with friends at a kids house back when I was 8. It was well planned since we didn't get caught. Guess you'd call it a heist Edited January 23, 2014 by Gta-freak-VI Sugar Free Nos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shootinalloveryourface Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Been placed in handcuffs a few times, and arrested once. Spent the day in a cell until all 3 charges were dropped. The food was f*cking horrible, and I was disappointed by the whole 1 phone call thing. Turns out you can't even speak on the phone just pass a message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Is On Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Is that manhunt from the 90's still going on for that guy torching hooker corpses. 'Cause I know nothing about that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ugotsmoked Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Those pigs cant find me. As we speak I am skinning a midget alive while making love to a nun...Luckily for me this is turning her on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slippery slope Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 No comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kracus Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 Well, I once stole red underwear from the supermarket. But no, seriously, why will people talk about the illegal things they did on these forums? Well in my case it's done and over with. If I want to talk about it there's nothing the law can really do about it that they haven't already tried to do. In my youth I set fire to a couple of cars, spent 5 hrs in a cell for possession of a knife smashed up an entire work-site full of pick-ups,Diggers and portable cabins. Busted for running over cars on foot and on my BMX do these count ? none of it was for financial gain,I was young and hanging with the wronguns and it was just fun. Nothing much else to do back then, it was before xbox and the internet! As interesting as that is it's not quite the same thing. I did stupid things as a kid but this was different. I wasn't doing it simply to do something stupid, I was doing it because I would have been destroyed financially if I hadn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGDBC1 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Assault and battery with intent to murder a police officer. The guy shot at me, he had it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KornbreadMaf1a Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I'm a multiple time felon who has beat more cases then I was convicted of. I'm pretty much a law abiding citizen now but back in my younger years that wasn't the case. I know how heavy 200k in cash is inside a backpack and have been inside semi trailer trucks full of weed. Ive sold prescription pills for three dollars a piece and still made over six figures per deal. Been shot at, robbed at gun point, had people break into my house, had police steal and plant evidence on me, and have met some Mexicans that would dig up your grandma and kill her again if you ever crossed them. This isn't me bragging either just being honest. I will tell you that even though crime pays extremely well it's not worth it in the long run. Jail sucks and being labeled a convicted felon is even worst. I do find it funny when people talk tough on Xbox because I know the life and can tell you first hand real gangsters don't talk then do and they sure as sh*t don't talk a big game on Xbox. slippery slope and Papi Chulo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tritium Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I play GTA as training for my real life. Gotta get down the right tactics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeammateHelper Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) I'm a law abiding citizen. Spotless record. EDIT: I don't have any plans of doing crime, nor do I grief people in the game. Spotless record, everywhere. I just realized I'm apparently a geek for liking the sandbox option of the game. Cool. Edited January 23, 2014 by TeammateAssist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malibu454 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I didn't inhale!! punishthem420, Smith John and S5L3T0 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondageKitty Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Probably forgotten to return 40$ worth of pencils, markers and pens in my life span. Had a fund raising sale for my class once. Had to sell 100$ worth in ornaments. I never payed mine. Used it to buy Halo Reach Collectors edition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bus Rider 1 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Born in a country that legalizes weapons to be fired in a wedding as a sign of "congratulations". I had poor aim which resulted in me accidentally shooting someone (he lived though). Cops and paramedics came as a result. Plus we didn't have the license to use the AK-47s yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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