Korpi Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 (edited) I was pretty much the rowdy one back in first grade, but can't really remember anything that embrassing stuff i could've pulled or done.. Maybe calling the teacher "mom" by accident would be the "most embrassing" thing? Pretty mild, but still, can't remember anything special. Edited February 23, 2015 by Mar.K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memes Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I remember I watched a guy fap in class. I then accidentally announced that to the class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saikou Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 (edited) Oh my god... I just remembered.. Back in 7th grade, I heard stories about how one of my teachers's son was a homo (immaturity inbound), and the teacher and I used to crack jokes at eachother,but then she said something rude to me, I think she called me slow or something (I am a bit slow at times) which kinda nothered me a bit,okay I was pretty bothered by her making fun of me for that,so I announced to the entire class that her son was a homo,I said it to her face and she didn't want to believe me, eveeyine started laughing their asses off, but then I said something that came out wrong on my part, to which the tables were turned on me, suddenly I was the laughing stock, and to add to that, the teacher aid she was gonna bring her son to school the next day so we could all have a little talk... ...I skipped school the next day after seeing that she actually brought her son to school. Edited February 23, 2015 by Edwin ten-a-penny and Judicious 7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memes Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Oh my god... I just remembered.. Back in 7th grade, I heard stories about how one of my teachers's son was a homo (immaturity inbound), and the teacher and I used to crack jokes at eachother,but then she said something rude to me, I think she called me slow or something (I am a bit slow at times) which kinda nothered me a bit,okay I was pretty bothered by her making fun of me for that,so I announced to the entire class that her son was a homo,I said it to her face and she didn't want to believe me, eveeyine started laughing their asses off, but then I said something that came out wrong on my part, to which the tables were turned on me, suddenly I was the laughing stock, and to add to that, the teacher aid she was gonna bring her son to school the next day so we could all have a little talk... ...I skipped school the next day after seeing that she actually brought her son to school. Dude. ......that's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormingz Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 (edited) It's not exactly embarassing, but I do remember one stupid thing I done in school. This was secondary school, (obv went school in England) and I remember messing around with my pal in I.T (Informative technology, computers etc.) I can't exactly remember what happened that led to me punching through my computer monitor and find it "funny", the head of department tried making me and my mate pay for a new monitor, we also got an hour long lecture and the head of department tried making us pay for a new monitor, I never did pay. Thug life. Edited February 23, 2015 by Stormingz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
am30 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 ....and the teacher and I used to crack jokes at eachother.... I'm guessing this is the embarrassing part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murdick Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Probably during p.e. wasnt paying attention to where i was going and ran straight into some metal fencing. Lolol. Winded myself n everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glass Cloud Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 In like 5th grade music class I had pieces of poop fall out of my pants. No one knew it was me tho. And freshman year in highschool I was friends/has a crush on this one girl. She had on a shirt with a handprint over her boob and we were talking about it for some reason and I put my hand on it therefor touching her boob. She didn't care cause she liked me but her BF was pissed and hated me ever since then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1020 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 I was wearing mismatched sneakers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean O'God Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 I walked into class and there was some kid I didn't recognize. I asked my friend, "Who's the fat ugly guy?" in a very soft voice and apparently my voice carries really well and the teacher heard me. He gave me the coldest look I've ever been given. Like, holy f*ck man. That sh*t was real. Anyway, I understood why he gave me such a cold look when he later announced that the kid was his son, and he had brought him in to the class for Take Your Kid to Work Day. Affalterbach, Abel., N4TE and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemoyne outlaw Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 (edited) oh boy i got some great ones. now first im a microphone lover so a few of these have to to with that. in elementary school a news crew came to my school so i kind of got excited and hoped to get on the news. and this was at lunch so i was eating. then the crew came near our table i got very excited. then as luck would have it they came to me and asked what i was eating. and i said "im eating a chocolate teddy grahm" that was my dessert. then i went home that day and told my parents and we checked the afternoon news. and sure enough there was my pretty face saying that sentence. it felt awsome but looking back now i feel stupid for saying that and wished i said something more intellegent. now i was in choir in high school. and as i said mic lover so when we had an actual public singing in the auditorium. so our teacher had to pick students to announce the songs and alittle history about the songs. so i audition to be one of the speakers. and the next day i looked at the list of names she put down and mine was one. she gave me my sheet of what to say. i went home to tell my dad and we rehersed for a while. then on the night of it ironically it was red dead redemptions release night and i planned on going to midnight release which i did. so we did our songs and it was my turn to come up to the mic. i was excited so when i was signaled to start i did. it went well for the first few sentences then i dont know if it was the heat because we had to wear suits or the bright lights on me or my thoughts of how beautiful my voice echoed over the speakers but i somehow said dick instead of pick. i was very embarresed. but i just continued on and finished. after the concert my dad and step mom congragulated me followed by my friends school aid (we were in special ed) and she was one of my dads old friend and she congragulated me too. needless to say i was thouroughly embarresed. but red dead came out that night and i played the heck out of it. i forgot another funny one from elementary. they had kids do the announcments in the morning. well one day i thought it was my day so i wanted my dad to hear me do the announcements so i went to class. she called the kids up who did it and my name was not on it. so i was sad i told them my dad was there they let me tell him it was not today. i cried the whole walk there. now another one that relates to the choir one. some girl had a crush on me or something. we had choir together and everyday she came in she called me cubby. that was my nickname for her. well i never had experience with girls before hand. so i did not know what to say. i told my dad and he thought it was cute i did not. it was embarresing for me because i did not like being called it. i was always the quiet guy sitting as far away as possible from people except my few friends. and she always said it pretty loudly in front of the class. then after the singing we had you know my messing up. the day after it someone mentioned a loud guy cheering when we started and she said it was her boyfriend. immediatly after that i told her to leave me alone and she did. i did not want her boyfriend thinking we were doing something. next. my girlfriend that i had later on i hated eating in the luchroom so i ate in a small room with a printer. so my gf saw me one time and came in and had lunch together. it was cool nice and quiet and we talked. then a few weeks later one of the kids that was in her class saw us and started joking with us and crap. i told him to go away. he did but then as i said there was a printer so one of my teachers actually came in to get something he printed. i was so embarresed because i had a feeling what he was thinking. a guy and girl in a room alone.yea so he told us we shouldent be alone. but we kept doing it. and another thing throught our relationship she told her friends we were dating and guess what? alot of random kids i did not know asked about us. i just told them to leave me alone. i never told anyone except my parents. even my stupid teachers knew about it and asked. god i hated school. another story. one day in math class i was bored and since i had played alot of gta and cod. i made a pump action shotgun gesture pretending to pump a shotgun. then my teacher asked if i was ok. i said i was fine and realised i must have looked like a wierdo and psycopath. oh yea and i read alot and in the classes i hated i would read. and ofcourse the teachers were mad at me and threatned to take my book. guess what i was learning alot more than i would have did chemistry or math. and i was read the bastard by john jakes. great book about the revolutionary war. last one in chemistry i was so bad and since i was in special ed and had a learning disorder. so it was too hard for me and in some experemints i just sat in a corner crying yes crying. it was hell! and they thought i could do it bs. and not to mention this was when i was getting into the confederate states so i drew cs flags played dixie and so fourth. i rebeld always leaving class yelling crying. stupid michigan govermant laws. moral of the story? school is hell and should be banned. if you want more storys let me know ive got plenty more. sorry for such a huge post but it felt good getting this off my chest. i hope this gives you some good laughs because i did not except maybe the me being on tv that was cool. 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QuackinAColdOne Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 (edited) We had a sub back in 7th grade that we messed with a lot. Well jokingly I asked to go to the bathroom and she said No. We were laughing so hard from jokes that I farted. I played it cool by walking like I had sh*t myself and screaming "I told you I had to go", then left the room. Edited February 25, 2015 by East_On_Bimmer_St Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eurotrash Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Let's see... -I got two bullies expelled by hiding beer and cigarettes in their backpacks and then snitching. -I was arguing with my English teacher, and when she asked me "what are you, 8?" I was like "Yes ma'am, 8 inches deep in your mom". -I started a rumor that the principle was gay.. Oh, you mean embarrassing for me... yeah I'm not telling you that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 I wore mismatching socks once. One black, one White and they were rolled up to my shin and I was wearing shorts. A few kids pointed it out and I was like " yeah so what socks are f***ing socks who gives a sh*t what colour they are" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 I played it cool by walking like I had sh*t myself and screaming "I told you I had to go", then left the room. Your school and my school had a very different definition of cool, it seems. iBUCKEYE, Abel., Drunken Cowboy and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyeighties Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 I was in 6th grade and the class went on this field trip to the natural history museum an in one of the areas is this driving simulator that everyone wanted to try we'll be and this kid Ben were running through the corridor and once I turned the corner I ran face first into a wall what that wall was doing there I have no f*cking clue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S0lo Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 let's see... -from the countless times i tipped over backwards from rocking my chair, one sticks out, as i had a pencil placed between my thigh and the table, so when i keeled over i rammed the pencil in to my thigh, where it broke off. quite a bit of blood, and a painful removal at the school nurse's office followed. -i used to have this thing until i was about 10 years old, that i had to take off all my clothes when going for a sh*t (i was a weird one), and one day at boarding school another kid peeped over from the stall next to me. next thing i know is he's running up and down the house telling everyone i was jerking off in there (which might have been the better interpretation of the situation. not that i would have seen it that way then) -at around 9 years old i had this nasty ear infection, and had to take some heavy medication for it. one of my teachers know nothing better to do than to get in front of all the class and telling them not to tease me when i'm acting weird, as it were due to me being on heavy meds. the stigma was to stay with me until i changed schools 2 years later. -there used to be occasions when parents would come to school to do some crafts project with their kids, or to cook something, or just to visit. more than once i'd be the only kid to sit there alone for the whole morning because my chemically imbalanced mother just forgot to show up. while not my fault, at that age you can't help but feel embarrassed about something like that. -we were performing this Shakespeare play, i had like, 2 lines or something, basically just had to run on stage as a servant, warning my master about the arrival of someone. the stage was a bit of a podium, so when i ran out, i got my foot caught on the edge of it and just slammed full force on my face in front of the whole school and all the parents. at least i always had my bodily fluids in check. according to this thread that ain't a given. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Had really bad diarrhea one day in 5th grade. While running to the bathroom, I farted and sh*t myself in the process. But that wasn't it. I made it to the toilet but I couldn't sit down in time and I farted REALLY LOUD and a bunch of Hershey Syrup like sh*t splatted all over the toilet seat and the toilet itself, making it impossible to sit down now. sh*t was running down my legs and into my white socks and jeans. It felt really disgusting and the smell that filled that bathroom stall made me vomit on top of my diarrhea and went into the floor. Since the bathroom floor was slanted a little, the vomit touched my jeans and shoes. After 10 minutes of grieving, I felt better and manned up and tried to clean myself and bathroom stall. I cleaned myself and flushed my undies down the toilet. After washing my hands and walking out, my parents, groups of various classmates, and even the principal were standing right outside. My parents asked if I was ok and took me home. When we got home, I asked them why they were there. They said the principal called them and said that a student.....a student...... in the bathroom, with me, told him that another student (me) wasn't feeling/acting right in the bathroom. After hearing those words, my face turned cherry red and I screamed in my pillow. I was not paying attention and I went to the first toilet I saw. To make things worse, I was sobbing a little when I sh*t all over the place and that means whoever it was heard me sobbing, which made me even more embarrassed. I knew I was gonna be made fun of for the rest of the year and it was only November when this happened. Sure enough, these little f*cks called me Pooptart. Doesn't sound bad now but it made me pissed even only after hearing it once. I was called this until 7th grade when most of these dicks moved. ~Fin~ Fuzzyfomo, slapmyassandcallmejudy, 9i OTD and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9i OTD Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Got to be getting a boner in Geography, we were giving presentations about a flood or some sh*t, and it just happened right before I had to stand up. Most awkward experience of my life, as soon as I stood up, I heard giggles and it was obvious you could see it. Basically the entire class: It's a natural thing you motherf*ckers. It's horrible when there's an assembly, and you have a spontaneous boner just as a teacher announces your award and you have go on stage to get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paperbagdude Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 So I had English class back in 8th grade. My teacher has a short faux hawk, and when I spoke to a friend (quite loud) how some lesbians have considerably masculine haircuts, my friend just mentioned my teacher's name with such a tiny voice. I looked behind myself and se just looked straight into my eyes with the face of disappointment. Really sucked since she was one of my favorite teachers. String 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Oh my god... I just remembered.. Back in 7th grade, I heard stories about how one of my teachers's son was a homo (immaturity inbound), and the teacher and I used to crack jokes at eachother,but then she said something rude to me, I think she called me slow or something (I am a bit slow at times) which kinda nothered me a bit,okay I was pretty bothered by her making fun of me for that,so I announced to the entire class that her son was a homo,I said it to her face and she didn't want to believe me, eveeyine started laughing their asses off, but then I said something that came out wrong on my part, to which the tables were turned on me, suddenly I was the laughing stock, and to add to that, the teacher aid she was gonna bring her son to school the next day so we could all have a little talk... ...I skipped school the next day after seeing that she actually brought her son to school. You missed the best bit in that story! How were the tables turned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adolf_Traplord_Hitler Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 I didn't studied and keep laughing at my own roasting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krysalis Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 I was wearing mismatched sneakers. Me too lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 In 5th grade my pants fell down, and for a split second my tiny 9 year old dick was hanging out in view of everyone. ...it was a week ago. THANK YOU, TRY THE VEAL! Memes and ten-a-penny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlowe. Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 (edited) Had really bad diarrhea one day in 5th grade. While running to the bathroom, I farted and sh*t myself in the process. But that wasn't it. I made it to the toilet but I couldn't sit down in time and I farted REALLY LOUD and a bunch of Hershey Syrup like sh*t splatted all over the toilet seat and the toilet itself, making it impossible to sit down now. sh*t was running down my legs and into my white socks and jeans. It felt really disgusting and the smell that filled that bathroom stall made me vomit on top of my diarrhea and went into the floor. Since the bathroom floor was slanted a little, the vomit touched my jeans and shoes. After 10 minutes of grieving, I felt better and manned up and tried to clean myself and bathroom stall. I cleaned myself and flushed my undies down the toilet. After washing my hands and walking out, my parents, groups of various classmates, and even the principal were standing right outside. My parents asked if I was ok and took me home. When we got home, I asked them why they were there. They said the principal called them and said that a student.....a student...... in the bathroom, with me, told him that another student (me) wasn't feeling/acting right in the bathroom. After hearing those words, my face turned cherry red and I screamed in my pillow. I was not paying attention and I went to the first toilet I saw. To make things worse, I was sobbing a little when I sh*t all over the place and that means whoever it was heard me sobbing, which made me even more embarrassed. I knew I was gonna be made fun of for the rest of the year and it was only November when this happened. Sure enough, these little f*cks called me Pooptart. Doesn't sound bad now but it made me pissed even only after hearing it once. I was called this until 7th grade when most of these dicks moved. ~Fin~ In second grade, my primary school ran a sort of sleepover program. Basically, one Friday a year, all the grade two's were invited to a sleepover in the school for... whatever reason. Looking back at it, it's actually kind of weird to think about. Why would a school want kids to stay the night? Why would any kids want to spend a night in school? And why only grade two? But anyway, pretty much everyone in my class accepted. For dinner, the teachers actually walked us a few blocks across to some three-star Italian restaurant. I remember, because that was the first time I tasted spaghetti. I am just going to skip ahead to the following morning when it was time for our parents to come pick us up. My parents are late, as usual. I am almost the last kid left. Now, the reason I am quoting a pants-sh*tting story should be obvious a this point, right - inevitably, I had to sh*t. So I am waiting for my parents to pick me up, but I need to relieve myself, so I run to the boys' room, hop into the first open stall I see, holding it all in while I unbuckle my jeans and prepare for the process, however, my bowels were impatient, and I ended up soiling myself mere seconds before I could properly remove my pants and underwear. So now the inside of my pants are covered in sh*t. The rest of the day is a hazy blur. I recall my parents also greeting me as I left the toilet with a teacher in tow. It might have been I had already called for help before that, I don't remember. Lucky, my school had a strict uniform policy, so there was a quick change of fresh clothes available to me at the time, and it was fortunate none of my friends or classmates were still around to witness the debacle. You know what, that probably wasn't that ultimately traumatisingly embarrassing. But it makes me feel better to read I wasn't the only youngin' who was crapping themselves in school bathrooms. Seems to be a much more serious, worldwide epidemic, more so than I would have imagined. It is comforting in a way. Actually, the most embarrassment I can ever remember feeling, still involved a toilet. I was using a public toilet adjacent this little playground. I couldn't have been older than 10 or 11, but I am in there, the lock is fickle and won't securely stay shut. Needless to say, my worst fear in that situation came true when a mum and her three - yes, three - young daughters come barging in on me in the middle of my constitutional. "Someone's in here! Someone's in here...", I managed to get out nervously, but it was too late, they had seen everything. I fear five people were scarred emotionally that day from those events. Edited March 9, 2015 by Marlowe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaudX Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I probably don't remember it correctly, but in kindergarten I had this like white diarrhea and I didn't know what to do, so I just put a bunch of toilet paper in my underwear until my grandpa came and picked me up. I told the teachers I had a stomachache. I still don't know why it was white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken Cowboy Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I took philosophy class. You couldn't tell by the pictures of Nietzsche and Emerson on the walls that the room would be home to mouth-breathing dropouts and fedora tippers for a year. ClaudX 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavle Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 In high school, I don't go out of the classroom too much, but back in middle school, I've done a ton of embarassing stuff. -I ran down the stairs and fell. (Hurt my back) -My friend was carrying me on his back and he fell, and of course, so did I. And there is probably more, but I can't remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowfennekin Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Googling images for a project...... teacher walks by as I stumble across a porn picture that's somehow in that category...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indo_14 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Fell asleep during exam last year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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