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Lee Everett

Mechanic Appreciation Thread

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CHIEFSTA

I always shoot or pick a fight with my mechanic, it' never gets old. I remember trying to uppercut this guy & he f*ckin dodges that sh*t & socks me in the gut. I then hear him say "My trainer would be so proud of me". I started balling! I had a fun boxing match...

 

I also like beating their ass when they f*cking take off in my car or try getting back in my car LOL.

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Michael_Westin

I pay my mechanic with C4 to the face every time he screws up.

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Mr. Rocko

Punch him everytime.

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Yogogamer

No, No, No! The mechanic is a douche!

He either scratches my car, Tells me he can't get there, or Never comes...

I take every opportunity to seek revenge...

"Heh, Bullet was already there, right?"

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Biohazard Abyss

"Heh, Bullet was already there, right?"

 

I can't breathe :lol:

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HopelessSamurai

How am I supposed to appreciate him when he's slacking off at a campfire party?

 

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I.haigh

I always feel appreciative when he arrives in my car and then proceeds to pull me out of it and drive away. My favorite method for disposing of him is gasoline.

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The Angel King

I kill every mechanic, including my own. I am sick of watching him drive by and never coming back with my cars. The joyrides, the scratches, and trying to jack my ride gets old fast. He even took my Vacca into the "motocross" track and drove in it till I gunned him down. My friends was doing the same thing too. He was merced too. Personally, I would rather work on my own cars anyways.

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Chronolemon

Uuh uh I can't do it now boss.

 

/mechanic

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wolfp212

I try not to use him unless I have to. If I'm a long way off from my garage, I'll set it to 'spawn in apartment' then switch to single player, then back to online and I'll be at my garage. I'll only use him if I'm way out in the middle of nowhere and need a car to get back to civilization, and half the time he doesn't come. They need to fix this.

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vegito2010

Oh and why the hell when I go get into my car after hes dropped it off, if I touch him slightly he becomes a red dot and starts threatening me!!! Death to all mechanics!!!

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InfernoV

MO f*ckA SCRATCHED MA CAR! NIGGA GOTS TO TO DIE!

 

I was jason stathem was my mechanic! :(

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hesselgren

a little bit dark, but he sits on my roof, i drove around with him sitting there for a while.

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Pusher87

He stole my epic lifted jeep in the zancudo swamps when a shoot-out broke out against the military. My friend followed him for 1.5 miles before he finally crashed and left my jeep upside down in a ditch. My friend kept him around until i got there and when i come around he instantly uppercuts me like a boss. I let him go. Points for having balls.

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UchihaRingo

Listening to this while reading all of your stories got my ass rolling early in the morning.



But seriously the Mechanic is probably one of the random things I like about this game. Because he is such a f*ck up it is unreal but it does make for funny stories as this thread has proven. BTW he never brings my car BUT when I am next to my garage he does it no problem or brings it when I am in a shoot out with other players. I remember once he brought it and got lit the hell up so bad he looked like he was doing the harlem shake. (nooot the new one, the one rap brought to light as a dance craze. -.-) Good times lol

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rampage08

whenever i ask him to bring my car after i sold a Baller in the LSC by the airport, he always shows up behind the locked gate next to the LSC, i literally have to run around the building just to get my car.

 

Every.Single.Time.

 

if he were real, i'd go "Gordon Ramsey-rage" on his ass

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fofofofofofofofo

When I was at the road by Fort Zancudo, I requested my entity so that i could make the junp inside the base. The mechanic spawned UNDERWATER IN THE LAKE and just normally drove out... Well i figured since he parked it on land, it would be fine. I get in and... "Your personal vehicle has been destroyed".

 

"Knife was already there, right?"

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PlamenVT

When my mechanic misbehaves:

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...then I just do this:

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Ickabob7734

This thread is so full of win.

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iiGh0STt

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Rented

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i swear on my life he actually said '' scratch was already there, right?''

Aaaaand it's not funny because you're a glitch bitch.

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PancakePoon

I wonder if Rockstar has a counter for how many times the mechanic was killed by players

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Masochron

I normally greet him with the butt of my gun.

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wanes

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Thanks mechanic.

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Kampioen

I only kill him when he does at least one thing wrong, which means I usually kill him.

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MsWolfe

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Thanks mechanic.

 

You've reached your daily quota of likes for the day.

 

DAMN!

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SuperJude™

"The Only Good Mechanic Is..."

 

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MagicFN

My mechanic once ran me over with my Elegy.

 

So I ran over him with a shotgun shell.

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cwo-reynolds

If he delivers my car in a timely manner I let him live. If he's a moron about it he gets beat with a police baton. He's my most killed NPC character, right behind fat chicks that spawn in front of me after I've been killed. f*ck the fatties

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uhlinyaface

No, just no. He deserves to be beaten for every wrongful delivery. Or when he crashes into a tree.

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