Describe the worst user created content you've ever played.

[Giantsgiants]

By now, most of us have played at least some user created content. Some content is good, while others are not so good. What was the worst user created race or deathmatch you've ever played?

[EarthboundMysfit]

Jumps, jumps, jumps?....

 

Or Jump and Die.

 

Of course R* would verify some 10-year olds' custom slop.

[GTASuspectOnFoot]

Jumps, jumps, jumps?....

 

Or Jump and Die.

 

Of course R* would verify some 10-year olds' custom slop.

Beat me to it.

Edited January 21, 2014 by GTASuspectOnFoot

[Tehguy123]

Saving Ryan's privates.

 

Anyone who isn't in a tank will be spawnkilled by them. Should have given us RPGs or Heavy Snipers.

[marco-polo]

If Jumps is the worst you've played, you haven't played enough custom creations...

 

Having to jump up a ramp that sent you over the side 4-5 times (at best, maybe 10+) before you actually hit it and land on a parking space before hitting a wall, reversing and then going over a jump, falling then just a street race would probably be the worst designed creation.

[Yogogamer]

Prison Thugz or Saving Ryan's Privates

Both are equally terribad.

Edited January 21, 2014 by Yogogamer

[wolfp212]

Was a race for motorcycles with a lot of large ramps. But this was when the glitch that you could not jump large ramps on a bike without it knocking you off. No way around the ramps, and ramps every 50 feet or so. You had to drive at a snails pace in order to live, this race followed a highway, and was 5 miles long. My god, what a nightmare.

[EarthboundMysfit]

If Jumps is the worst you've played, you haven't played enough custom creations...

 

Having to jump up a ramp that sent you over the side 4-5 times (at best, maybe 10+) before you actually hit it and land on a parking spaceship before hitting a wall, reversing and then going over a jump, falling then just a street race would probably be the worst designed creation.

That sounds rough.

 

But yeah, you're right. Haven't played a whole lot of CC outside of the R* verified ones, and mostly because I've been too busy playing my own creations, as I am sure they are up to my standards.

 

Can't be bothered to play stuff that gives me a God foresaken headache, ala jumps.

[Ninjambie]

Just play quick job death match. That sh*t is packed with awful user created content.

[marco-polo]

That sounds rough.

 

Yeah, the "spaceship" definitely made it difficult

[rampage08]

Jumps, jumps, jumps?....

 

Or Jump and Die.

 

Of course R* would verify some 10-year olds' custom slop.

[StewNorth]

A deathmatch aptly named "dont run now".

 

Vespucci Beach, forced to be unarmed, with a tank badly hidden behind some blue fences and only gas canisters available as weapons. Host was also the content creator, obviously lol.

[jdwarfer]

Jumps, jumps, jumps?....

 

Or Jump and Die.

 

Of course R* would verify some 10-year olds' custom slop.

 

 

Those are awful but I think I tried worst.

When I feel like everything is wrong. Checkpoints placement, rythm of the track, using supercars on a land suited for off-road. All that in the same track. Nightmare.

 

Oh yeah I remember well a track build by a guy that absolutely wanted to win everytime. So he placed traps everywhere on his very long track. The traps were supposed to let him have big advance on the other players.

The problem for him was that I was in first place. And I won easily. But that was insane. There were ramps behind metal fences, and wagon that you had to pass through, and other silly things...

WTF. He had to pass through it as well ! Even in first place, so he should be slowered like us too ! And he was not so young. He sounded like a teenager, like 17 or something. Because yeah, I spoke to him. He left the track before the end. Rage quit. So I wanted to have an explanation. It was the worst track I ever seen. I wanted to know who did it.

He invited players again. So I joined for the second time. I asked him why his track is so wrong. and he told me that he did it to win everytime. And he left because I was too fast and good driver for him. Yeah he told me that exactly. I was quite suprised of his tone and I didn't know what to say after. Then I left the lobby.

 

I think that ramps and such should be shown on the tracks lines, in the lobby. We only see checkpoints. We can land on a silly track that looked good... I hate that.

[SUPERHEAVYDOODY]

Two from this evening, don't remember the names. First started at that dead mans drop ramp. Check point at the ramp. Then all the way at the bottom. After five tries I gave up. Next one started promising. On the freeway in our supers. Then into the tunnels. GREAT place for supers.

[WinterEdit]

Any Deathmatch.

 

Description: Someone threw up a bunch of combat vehicles somewhere and let that be like that.

[SCS_Skreamies]

Saving Ryan's Privates. It sucks.

 

Other than that, all the LTS/Deathmatch/Capture games suck.

[Zorvaine]

Deathmatch at a random location with no weapons, forced to melee only. Of course it was too obvious...

 

Needless to say, there was a tank hidden somewhere, and the guy who made the DM quickly ran to it and started griefing everyone yelling into his mic... That's not the scary part though.

 

The person who made the map was the one in the tank of course but he was also about... 12 years old.

 

He was screaming into his mic, emotions were mixed with anger and sadness like he was insanely angry and crying screaming as if he was being physically tortured while playing. He kept yelling ''DIE!!!! DIE!!!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR FAMILIES NYAAAAHHHH!!!! f*ckING DIEEEEEEEE!!!!''

 

Like.... After he yelled this with all of his voice you could hear him weeping and then he caught his breath back and kept screaming again.

 

It was seriously disturbing.

Edited January 21, 2014 by Zorvaine

[GTA Based God]

I've only played a few of the R* verified ones (if I see one I back out), and maybe one user created -- they seem to just be melee. God they are awful. Prison Thugz or whatever crappy name it has is terribad; run for the prison bus and then run everyone over and go 29-1. =/

[watchclock]

 

 

Jumps, jumps, jumps?....

 

Or Jump and Die.

 

Of course R* would verify some 10-year olds' custom slop.

 

Those are awful but I think I tried worst.

When I feel like everything is wrong. Checkpoints placement, rythm of the track, using supercars on a land suited for off-road. All that in the same track. Nightmare.

 

Oh yeah I remember well a track build by a guy that absolutely wanted to win everytime. So he placed traps everywhere on his very long track. The traps were supposed to let him have big advance on the other players.

The problem for him was that I was in first place. And I won easily. But that was insane. There were ramps behind metal fences, and wagon that you had to pass through, and other silly things...

WTF. He had to pass through it as well ! Even in first place, so he should be slowered like us too ! And he was not so young. He sounded like a teenager, like 17 or something. Because yeah, I spoke to him. He left the track before the end. Rage quit. So I wanted to have an explanation. It was the worst track I ever seen. I wanted to know who did it.

He invited players again. So I joined for the second time. I asked him why his track is so wrong. and he told me that he did it to win everytime. And he left because I was too fast and good driver for him. Yeah he told me that exactly. I was quite suprised of his tone and I didn't know what to say after. Then I left the lobby.

 

I think that ramps and such should be shown on the tracks lines, in the lobby. We only see checkpoints. We can land on a silly track that looked good... I hate that.

Good idea

[jdwarfer]

Deathmatch at a random location with no weapons, forced to melee only.

 

Needless to say, there was a tank hidden somewhere, and the guy who made the DM quickly ran to it and started griefing everyone yelling into his mic... That's not the scary part though.

 

The person who made the map was the one in the tank. He was also about... 12 years old.

 

He was screaming into his mic, emotions were mixed with anger and sadness like he was insanely angry and crying screaming as if he was being physically tortured while playing. He kept yelling ''DIE!!!! DIE!!!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR FAMILIES NYAAAAHHHH!!!! f*ckING DIEEEEEEEE!!!!''

 

Like.... After he yelled this with all of his voice you could hear him weeping and then he caught his breath back and kept screaming again.

 

It was seriously disturbing.

 

You call that disturbing ?

I've worst. That was a young boy, or girl (around 11 I'm not sure), yelling "oh dad, no, I don't want to s*ck your c*ck now, leave me alone"... and he or she did also weird noises to illustrate the words...

 

O_O WTF

Edited January 21, 2014 by jdwarfer

[SecludedMemory]

Saving Ryan's Privates was either designed by a tank/jet/buzzard troll or a griefing victim as a means of enacting revenge. In either case, it's a piece of sh*t that wasn't very well thought out.

[Biohazard Abyss]

Tri-state Deathmatch. It was the first created deathmatch I ever played, and host had hid a tank on the map.

[Misanthrope Z]

 

Jumps, jumps, jumps?....

 

Or Jump and Die.

 

Of course R* would verify some 10-year olds' custom slop.

 

[StewNorth]

Saving Ryan's Privates was either designed by a tank/jet/buzzard troll or a griefing victim as a means of enacting revenge. In either case, it's a piece of sh*t that wasn't very well thought out.

It's pretty easy though. Just hop in tank, hide and wait for both cannon fodder on each team to blow each other up til you are the only tank about with full health left. Enjoy winning.

 

First time I played I got into the buzzard and tried sniping them out but Im not good enough at it yet to make it a game winner. Really it's just a tank map. The jets will generally crash, the buzzards will not get that many kills and the players onfoot are hiding while chucking lol-grenades at tanks hopelessly.

 

I admit giving everyone military arsenal sounds kinda fun, but the execution is terrible.

Edited January 21, 2014 by StewNorth

[Milesinho]

Almost got locked into a prison thugz fight with the timer set to 60 mins and no target score. Just noticed in time and was able to quit out. I presume that if you quit once the game starts you get bad sport points. Anyway, WTF was the host thinking? Probably just trying to piss people off. WOuldn't be surprised if he started the game, but down his controller and went to do something else, feeling some sort of weird satisfactions that only complete knob heads can feel.

[Masochron]

Jumps Jumps Jumps isn't bad IMO. It's quick, and very easy after the first play through.

 

Jump and Die is just stupid. At least ramp placement in Jumps Jumps Jumps isn't completely retarded.

 

 

[Misanthrope Z]

Jumps Jumps Jumps isn't bad IMO.

 

but i guarantee it gets old

[beanzinapot]

LS FORUM. F*cking Criminal Records on top of the Maze Bank Arena. Such a stupid race.

[Jaggs]

Jump or die. Whoever made that deserves a rusty nail in his eye. In what universe is it a good idea to make a race in which you jump into a swamp, full of rocks and other crap?

[jamieleng]

 

Deathmatch at a random location with no weapons, forced to melee only.

 

Needless to say, there was a tank hidden somewhere, and the guy who made the DM quickly ran to it and started griefing everyone yelling into his mic... That's not the scary part though.

 

The person who made the map was the one in the tank. He was also about... 12 years old.

 

He was screaming into his mic, emotions were mixed with anger and sadness like he was insanely angry and crying screaming as if he was being physically tortured while playing. He kept yelling ''DIE!!!! DIE!!!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR FAMILIES NYAAAAHHHH!!!! f*ckING DIEEEEEEEE!!!!''

 

Like.... After he yelled this with all of his voice you could hear him weeping and then he caught his breath back and kept screaming again.

 

It was seriously disturbing.

 

You call that disturbing ?

I've worst. That was a young boy, or girl (around 11 I'm not sure), yelling "oh dad, no, I don't want to s*ck your c*ck now, leave me alone"... and he or she did also weird noises to illustrate the words...

 

O_O WTF

 

When I first started playing online, I was surprised at how many females were playing the game. Then I realized it was 12 year old boys whose voice had yet to break & my boner subsided.