Came across a weird hAx0r today...

[Tritium]

ORIGINAL POST: "So I was doing sat com for Trevor and of course we spawned out at sea, no problemo, I'll just kill myself, so when I spawn a billion miles away, I RPG all their cars for lulz since I was broke and actively trying to get into BS.

 

 

Now I go to the airport to pick them up in a heli and by then they're both in stunt planes so I continue on...

 

When I arrive, the plane stops in mid air, starts flashling, and "lands" right next to the trailer.

 

By then I'm like: "..............."

 

So I blow up the trailer after everyone's dead and leave."

 

 

INB4 "kewl storey"

 

 

REVISED POST:

 

So I went into a random mission, Satellite Communication for Trevor.

 

The dipsh1t host played the age old prank of starting a mission in the water, and in this case, it was about half of the whole city area (West to East) of LS.

 

So, not wanting to swim for an hour, I drowned myself and respawned wayyy far away from where they did, however I spawned at their cars, so not knowing how to see which car belunged to the host, I RPG'd the pile, also hoping it'd put some BS points on me.

 

Then I picked up a heli to go get them but by the time I arrived, they were at LSIA, in stunt planes headed to the trailer.

 

I arrived at the trailer first and witnessed a spectacle normally only seen on the telly and GTA 4, a plane, stopping in mid air, and landing vertically...

 

So once the "magic YoloSwag genie" died off after trying to kill me, I blew up the trailer.

Edited January 19, 2014 by Tritium

[LeAristocrat]

Huh? I'm confused.

[THEMANatwar]

Sounds Pathetic.

[EnclaveSGT]

OP can't inb4. Cool story.

[StillGotDoe]

So... Tell me again.. What happened??

[WinterEdit]

This tale is of sub-zero temperatures, brother.

Edited January 19, 2014 by WinterEdit

[Tritium]

So... Tell me again.. What happened??

He GTA4'd a plane in a mission.

[EnclaveSGT]

Riveting tale, chap!

 

Enthralling fable, lad!

[Furry_Monkey]

Do they speak English in What?

[Two gun]

Wtf did the OP have a stroke while posting?

[marco-polo]

Is that 4 or 5 threads for the day?

[wanes]

Ok

[Technetic]

[StillGotDoe]

Yeh that sounds well good that.. Well done to him! Sorry I cant stop and get more involved in this gripping story, I'm now going to log off and stare at my blank screen instead.

Edited January 19, 2014 by StillGotDoe

[theadmiral]

What is a hAx0r?

[HeavyFuq]

wot

[Tritium]

U 'avin a giggle ther m8's?

Edited January 19, 2014 by Tritium

[SUPERHEAVYDOODY]

[livejoker]

 

I RPG all their cars

 

By then I'm like: "..............."

 

So I blow up the trailer

Edited January 19, 2014 by livejoker

[Tritium]

 

 

 

I RPG all their cars

 

By then I'm like: "..............."

 

So I blow up the trailer

I had no way of telling which car belunged to the host so I blew up all our cars.

[PerceusSOZ]

Ok

[MantisFang]

-END SCENE-

[SmokeDat]

Give this man a f*cking cookie.

 

...and then tell him to gtfo.

[GourangaMaster]

You're a dick. If you want to be in BS so bad then conduct your infantile antics in FR instead of ruining missions. dick.

Edited January 19, 2014 by GourangaMaster

[Tritium]

Actually that post by MF makes me remember something.

 

I could've chequed the dorrhs to see if the car wuz locked...

 

Stupid I.

[iainspad]

Does a story great sense make not what cool?

Edited January 19, 2014 by iainspad

[Tritium]

You're a dick. If you want to be in BS so bad then conduct your infantile antics in FR instead of ruining missions. dick.

 

You're a dick, Dickson.

I'm not the dick who spawned us a billion fishs lengths out at sea, don't be such a dick, Dickson.

 

 

Dick.

[Soran Is On]

Don't try and post a thread in the time it takes to load back to free mode. Your post will come out as gibberish. Remember your cool story bro and post it after you shut the console off. And 'have a great day!'

[Tritium]

Come on people I didn't do that much, I can't be THAT incapable of posting something comprehensible by a 9 year old can I?

[livejoker]

Come on people I didn't do that much, I can't be THAT incapable of posting something comprehensible by a 9 year old can I?

Well by your logic only 9 year olds could understand your post and so far everyone in this thread doesn't understand your post. Therefore you're 9 years old.