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I am an a***ole

fish61324

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I'm going to keep a long story short....

 

I joined a free roam and saw somebody in a simeon car, so I get in a maverick and went after him (I didn't have time to get a buzzard). I then noticed there was another player already waiting down by where you have to drop the car off.

 

I assume that other player is waiting to kill the player in the car. Anyway, the guy in the car is trying to avoid me... for I'd say about 30 minutes or so. He finally decides to go down to the garage (I don't think he noticed the other guy already there waiting), when he got there the other guy started shooting the car... the guy in the car got out and started shooting back.... I got out of my helicopter, blew up the car and flew off. Why? Because I'm an a***ole HAHAHA.

 

It's what makes GTAO fun!! You don't like it? Play in an invite only session hahahaha... bye

 

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I recommend you listen to a Dennis Leary CD. Once you do you'll be an asshole and proud of it.

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Average white guy

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Wow, so you were compensating for your small dick?

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CarimboHanky

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wow that was so badass...

 

gonna try doing that, thanks for the excelent idea!

 

 

SACASM

 

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DP Man

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Good job bro! I've been personally hunting down players that get Simeon's cars and blowing them up for a good laugh.

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Misanthrope Z

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why is it that every GTA "war story" i read always has some huge build up for something that happens like, thousands of times a day online

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why is it that every GTA "war story" i read always has some huge build up for something that happens like, thousands of times a day online

 

Because they all think that they're hot sh*t and bad asses from being "assholes" to people and think they are the first ones to do every single way mentioned on this Forum day in and day out?

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Misanthrope Z

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why is it that every GTA "war story" i read always has some huge build up for something that happens like, thousands of times a day online

 

Because they all think that they're hot sh*t and bad asses from being "assholes" to people and think they are the first ones to do every single way mentioned on this Forum day in and day out?

 

sounds about right

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UnicornAssassin

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I recommend you listen to a Dennis Leary CD. Once you do you'll be an asshole and proud of it.

 

 

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces...

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anticlimatic

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One time I saw a guy trying to get a HPV to the docks, so I flew in with my cargobob chopper-- picked him up, and delivered him there so he could get paid without interference.

 

 

....god I'm such a pussy compared to you. :cry:

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KornbreadMaf1a

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So let me get this straight. You wasted 30 minutes to blow up one car and then thought it was such a noteworthy accomplishment that it deserved its own forum post?

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WinterEdit

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OP, I heard you could buy a life from eBay for only $24.95. It's got a 50% discount, so you can easily buy it.

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luisniko

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God.. I pity your parents for having a kid like you who wasted 30 minutes that will never come back just to blow up a car and then post it in forum?

 

Goddammit.. Is your dick impotent until you can't spend your 30 minutes to download porn and jerk off at least?

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Dave Rizza

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OP, I heard you could buy a life from eBay for only $24.95. It's got a 50% discount, so you can easily buy it.

Op would no doubt still have to glitch that ammount of cash.

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Sometimes, when homeless people ask for change, i give them 2 nickels and tell them to rub it together

 

Do I win?

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