Simeons Cars and dumb People=)

[damnfukk]

It´s just soooo much Fun Camping at the Docks waiting for People who wann sell Cars then just give Lester a Call to hide from Radar, Kill the Guy and take his Car=)

 

Even much funnier now cuz People are broke and really getting pissed off!

 

Give it a try haha

 

 

P.S. thanks to everyone of those people respraying the cars and delivering it to me

 

 

greetings from austria sukkkaz

 

[RedBull FM]

Edited January 18, 2014 by RedBull FM

[Ninjambie]

You're just now doing this?

 

I bet you're that guy who sees me getting really close to Simeon's garage and just hop out of the car and leave it there for you. Only to have it blow up in your face..... literally.

[wanes]

I'll be sure to respray my tank and look for you.

[marco-polo]

You're just now doing this?

 

I've actually only started hearing about this trend in the past week, so thankfully the cars don't have me inside them when they go bang.

[damnfukk]

I'll be sure to respray my tank and look for you.

please make it chrome or pink so i can see you coming=)

[dtsmucker]

It´s just soooo much Fun Camping at the Docks waiting for People who wann sell Cars then just give Lester a Call to hide from Radar, Kill the Guy and take his Car=)

 

Even much funnier now cuz People are broke and really getting pissed off!

 

Give it a try haha

 

 

P.S. thanks to everyone of those people respraying the cars and delivering it to me

 

 

greetings from austria sukkkaz

 

 

Don't be surprised to find yourself the subject of a hunt after posting that crap.

[Sir Michael]

 

You're just now doing this?

 

I've actually only started hearing about this trend in the past week, so thankfully the cars don't have me inside them when they go bang.

 

You just heard about this..? Not to be an ass, but this has been happening long before R* got the IRS to wipe our bank accounts. Lol

 

EDIT: Actually, it's been like this since Online stopped freezing at that race.

Edited January 18, 2014 by SirMichaelRocks23

[Ninjambie]

 

You're just now doing this?

 

I've actually only started hearing about this trend in the past week, so thankfully the cars don't have me inside them when they go bang.

What OP is saying is cOLD news. The new sh*t it seems (even though I've heard of people doing it on occasion) is rigging the vehicle with ignition bombs.

[Digitalbulletz]

You're just now doing this?

 

I bet you're that guy who sees me getting really close to Simeon's garage and just hop out of the car and leave it there for you. Only to have it blow up in your face..... literally.

 

I do this all the time

[damnfukk]

 

It´s just soooo much Fun Camping at the Docks waiting for People who wann sell Cars then just give Lester a Call to hide from Radar, Kill the Guy and take his Car=)

 

Even much funnier now cuz People are broke and really getting pissed off!

 

Give it a try haha

 

 

P.S. thanks to everyone of those people respraying the cars and delivering it to me

 

 

greetings from austria sukkkaz

 

 

Don't be surprised to find yourself the subject of a hunt after posting that crap.

 

my gamertag is auzkahglt! This should help when u r looking 4 me=)

[wanes]

please make it chrome or pink so i can see you coming=)

I'll be sure you won't see me coming

[marco-polo]

You just heard about this..? Not to be an ass, but this has been happening long before the DNS glitchers existed. Lol

 

I did indeed, i don't mess around with these cars because they're usually too far away and i'm too lazy to get them. Now i know i do the right thing in staying away

[damnfukk]

@ wanes: You Won =)

[dewtech]

Hence I do these things in invite only, too many knobs in free roam

[Justin..]

What's more funny is getting an ignition bomb fitted then taking a slow drive there and letting some one take it

[damnfukk]

What's more funny is getting an ignition bomb fitted then taking a slow drive there and letting some one take it

nice idea

 

thank god there are only a few intelligent people like you out there in LS

[Muirenn]

I hate when I add an ignition bomb, or attach stickies, and I get someone who has no intention of taking the vehicle and blows it up themselves.

 

I bet they feel so damn smug, then I drop a knowledge bomb on their ass and spawn kill them till they cry.

[Ninjambie]

 

What's more funny is getting an ignition bomb fitted then taking a slow drive there and letting some one take it

nice idea

 

thank god there are only a few intelligent people like you out there in LS

 

-1 for both of you.

[Zwenkwiel]

wooh what a great discovery why didn't any1 think of this before

you're so cool and Original for thinking of something like this

[damnfukk]

wooh what a great discovery why didn't any1 think of this before

you're so cool and Original for thinking of something like this

lol

[jdwarfer]

Personaly, when I see that a player is waiting on the docks, and I won't be able to sell the car, I stop, and explode it. If I can't sell it, nobody will.

 

Otherwise i just do it in private or single player lobby... to avoid morons...

Edited January 18, 2014 by jdwarfer

[BurningChrome]

Been doing this since the first week of online.

FUN!

[twiceisnice]

Ignition bomb does the job if you see suspicious activity bythe docks, I found works nicely.

[am30]

It´s just soooo much Fun Camping at the Docks waiting for People who wann sell Cars then just give Lester a Call to hide from Radar, Kill the Guy and take his Car=)

 

Even much funnier now cuz People are broke and really getting pissed off!

 

Give it a try haha

 

 

P.S. thanks to everyone of those people respraying the cars and delivering it to me

 

 

greetings from austria sukkkaz

 

 

Noob!

 

You don't take the car, you destroy it. I've been doing this for ages. Plant a sticky bomb in front of the door, wait for them to roll up and it's bye bye player and car. Real pro's don't use Lester, we use the mini-map from a safe distance.

[BurningChrome]

Better rush.

Race to Simeon's.

"Accidentally" drop sticky bomb outside of the rollup door.

Park far enough away that they don't consider you a threat but close enough to see the door.

Wait for person to come racing down with HPV and pull into door.

"Accidentally" detonate.

Feel the warm rush of being a major a-hole!

Race off while playing La nice personaracha on horn after they respawn!

 

Wait somewhere for them to come after you and kill them repeatedly!

Gangsta, Gangsta!!!

Edited January 18, 2014 by BurningChrome

[gevans81]

Hint:

 

Don't waste money using the 'off radar' service from Lester when waiting for unsuspecting Simeon delivery, simply wait near the 'S' you won't be seen on the radar because the 'S' is so large.

[CarimboHanky]

being doing that since gtao came live...

 

i even have a teleport that leave right in front of the door.

 

when i see that they are heading to the docks i teleport, stay close to a deathmatch trigger so it wont look suspicious when my dot disappear from the radar, simply run, stand next to the door, shoot the bastard, take the car, call lester to remove wanted, sell car, get shot in the face!

 

i was doing this even when i was billionaire!

[mojito]

yea i used to do this back when everyone was broke, nothing new

[smokingndriving]

The "dumb" people are the people who go AFK and leave their character at the most crowded LSC. There are various "dumb" subcategories in GTA, but I just noticed someone doing that and that came to mind.

 

The whole thing of camping by the door is funny, I don't usually wreck the car - I let them take it, but I give them a scare.

 

The funniest thing I did by Simeon's garage is leave a car in front of the door that DIDN'T have a sticky. Low level player comes driving up with high priority vehicle and spends three or four minutes trying to assess the situation before figuring out it was a harmless prank.

Edited January 18, 2014 by smokingndriving