Over The Wall Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 "If a woman was president, we would nuke a country every 28 days" --- :-p Laughed mao when I first heard this Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzy_gopher Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 "It's Lazlow on V-ROCK!" It's just funny the way the announcer sez it! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-591842 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 "I'll cry when I'm done killing...." Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-591844 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzy_gopher Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Oh, yeah, the knife after dark ad: "well hello there danny! I didn't no it waz hockey season!" (Brief moment of silence) "Hey, can I borrow a knife!" Haha, that gets me every time! and... Rated R for Retarded Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-591865 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Woman on VCPR- "The degenatron? What a crock of $HIT!!!" Butch on Kchat- "Amy, don't fall prey to the patriarchy's evil fashion scheme!!!" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-591894 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzy_gopher Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 On Flash FM: Announcer: Crazy people like to flash! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-591897 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModusVirt Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 "There's blood and pubic hair all over..." Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-592001 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister_bojangles Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Maurice Chavez: "You're not a big shot...you're not even a medium shot! You're an azzhole!" Walking pedestrian: "Watch out, I got the death grip!" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-592070 Share on other sites More sharing options...
menace2sobriety Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 "Degenatron! I'll never go to school again!" "Fight the mysterious red sqaure the amazing green cirlcle"(or sumthin like that) and i was listening to the fbi radio feedback thingy in the fbi rancher: "There arent enough arrests going on. Just arrest anyone u see" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-592092 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 "I like it HUGE and flashy!!! Hmm, was that flash flashy, or flashy flash, flashy flashy? I'm confused.." Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-592102 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakerei Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Forget about the DJs, what about "That Perfect Beat" . . . . "Soul! . . . Sonic! . . . Force!" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-592416 Share on other sites More sharing options...
akajiggaman Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 "Rated R for Retarded" Can't remember the name of the movie but the ad's hilarious ! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-592799 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATP Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Thor on KCHAT: "Silence, wench!" "then you drag the carcass back to camp and celebrate by eating its ARSE!" Maurice Chauvez on VCPR: "I give you John F Hickory <JFH> How y'all doin'? <MC> Indeed." Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-621978 Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 'They've got your wife!' 'But, I'm not married!' 'You are now... To America!' I love that quote in conjunction with: 'Rated PG, may contain Patriotic Garbage.' Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-622027 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vibes Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Best quotes: "Now with salavex, I can eat a whole box of crackers! or lick my life partner's stamp collection all night! It's like having a salavation army in my mouth, now I can suck a lollypop for as long as I want" and on VCPR: J: Here's a $10 donation from Fran in little havana. Wow, you think she could have given more than that! M: Yes, mean b*tch, I hope she dies an agonising death Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-622119 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxW Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 I cant remember what station, or the full quote, but me and my friend had a good laugh the first time we heard it...it's something like this... "the underarm, one of the great mysteries of the world...why is it hairy, why do men have nipples, all we know is that is smells bad. Well, now you can use pit bomb, it's like napalm for your skin, Agent orange for your sweat glands" ...lol. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-622130 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple9 Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 on VROCK "...do it the true american way! Dad's lock up your daughters!! shoot your sons!!", "Dad!" *bang* lol that's a killer Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-622161 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunter2112 Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 VCPR "Don't push me you shiny-suited prick!" and the ever popular "Hey lift this Hairspray!" Whack! both to the motivational speaker guy Maurice Chavez (not chaves or chaveese) is the best Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-622192 Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkelpeat Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 VROCK- Mad southern guy- you better put on something hard or ill come up to that darn radio station myself and shove yer head so far down your neck you'll be crappin hair balls till christmas! i cant remember the exact quote or station but i was playing yesterday and there was a southern guy who was speaking about keeping old people out of florida and go die somewhere else. southern guy-"Now all you old folks need to get out of florida and die somwhere else! why not kansas? Lazlow- Now now where you born in Florida? southern guy- Of course not!, everyone knows that no one has been born in florida since 1985! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-622897 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACA Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Jonathan freeloader: "We now return you to maurice chavez, the a$$hole!" Michelle: "Your correct, he is an a$$hole!" I always LMAO every time I hear that! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-623090 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mystery oyster? Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 "I'm jumping up and down!!" -the nudist on VCPR Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-623316 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tehhunter Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 "You Want to Pick On Pressing Issues now?Eh?Whatcho Thinking Ass-Hole?" Maurice Chavez, on VCPR After Throwing a Paperweight at guest. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-624415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half-Life Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Degenatron ad Man:-Are u tired of dad. Kid:-Dad, know one wants too hear ur stupid vietnam stories. vcpr Jonathon freeloader:-over to u morice in the studo(wispers)usless, talentless azzh0le Mechelle:-ur correct he is an azzh0le. k-chat Amy:-its amy, o my god u fogotten my name Jess torant:-ye,ye,ye what ever Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/67550-favorite-radio-quote/#findComment-624568 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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