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dannybohy

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How the hell do you know she was a really a girl dude? Without a photo of your username written across her boobies?!

 

Could be anyone

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As for the OP, thats nice. Keep that sentimental value, I have cars like that for me. Or cars I've given to low ranks off the street to help them out with a car.

 

Secondary colors, hmmm. Is it any faster than the Street Escalade?

 

Why does everyone in this thread go with the Black on White scheme? Just curious, i found it kinda interesting that everyone seemed to have went with that color choice.

 

Although the one you buy online is the 2002-2006 Escalade but the street version is the 2007-2013 Escalade.

 

I didn't buy mine, I stole it off the streets.

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As for the OP, thats nice. Keep that sentimental value, I have cars like that for me. Or cars I've given to low ranks off the street to help them out with a car.

 

Secondary colors, hmmm. Is it any faster than the Street Escalade?

 

Why does everyone in this thread go with the Black on White scheme? Just curious, i found it kinda interesting that everyone seemed to have went with that color choice.

 

Although the one you buy online is the 2002-2006 Escalade but the street version is the 2007-2013 Escalade.

Please stay on topic

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How the hell do you know she was a really a girl dude? Without a photo of your username written across her boobies?!

 

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Good Lord

 

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How the hell do you know she was a really a girl dude? Without a photo of your username written across her boobies?!

 

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Not going to lie, I'm hard

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ArbitraryName14

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It makes me happy to see, that despite all the petty arguing and namecalling that goes on on these forums, everyone can still band together when the moment arises.

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^ I did make me laugh again though.

 

It makes me happy to see, that despite all the petty arguing and namecalling that goes on on these forums, everyone can still band together when the moment arises.

 

Really. You must be thinking of another forum. That doesnt happen around here.... :p

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DevilDaRebel

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Haha, why was this brought back to life?? I totally forgot about this thread...

 

Stop bumping it.

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This may be my favourite thread of all time OP, just not for the reasons you think.

 

sounds like the start of an episode of Catfish.

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Don't worry dudes this thread just got a whole lot manlier

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Join some clubs, sports or go to community events. You'll meet people who have the same interests as you. Find a real girl who you can date.

 

Then invite her out to a movie you both enjoy. It the movies at 3pm ask to meet at 1pm then spend a few hours waking around shopping together, watch a movie. During the movie eat as much of her popcorn as you can do not let her eat it. This shows you're dominant. Girls love that.

 

After the movie say you're hungry and casually ask her if she wants something to eat. Of course she will be hungry as you ate all her movie snacks. Pick a takeaway restaurant a distance away with no seats or that's really busy.

 

You'll get to talk as you walk to the restaurant. If there's a long line you get to spend more time with her waiting. When it comes to being served let her step up to the counter and order first. This is shows you're a polite gentleman and allows you to check out her butt. Before she finishes ordering make sure you step in make your own order and pay.

 

As it's busy/theres no seating. You can stroll to a nearby beach/park/lake any where with seats and eat alone in private. All the walking gives you more time to bond.

 

Offer to drive her home and have a prepared playlist featuring songs with sexual innuendos in your car. Once at her place say your thirsty and invite yourself in for a drink. Alpha as f*ck.

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put down the controller and get your hands on some vagina.

this chick is most likely a fat guy in ohio.

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