This isn't just any Albany Cavalcade.

[Omnifarious]

So there's this black guy right? And he's all like, ni**er this, and nigga that, and f*ck all y'all niggas in this lobby! So I walked up to him, and said: "Hey, how's it going?" He then shot me in the dick, and everyone died. -The End

[Jolly Swagman]

I'm bookmarking this

I like all the sad little details OP has included. Stuff like OP's love for anime and putting an anime logo on the car and how the OP says "we think of each other as best friends" so you can tell he has already tried to make his move (over the internet) and was shot down.

Edited January 13, 2014 by Jolly SWAGman

[Balikye]

So there's this black guy right? And he's all like, ni**er this, and nigga that, and f*ck all y'all niggas in this lobby! So I walked up to him, and said: "Hey, how's it going?" He then shot me in the dick, and everyone died. -The End

Hahaha, omg yes. Post of the year right here. Where did that even come from?!

[RussianCommie]

I like all the sad little details OP has included. Stuff like OP's love for anime and putting an anime logo on the car and how the OP says "we think of each other as best friends" so you can tell he has already tried to make his move (over the internet) and was been shot down.

 

 

Poor OP

 

[EyeMacHunt]

please do not lock this mods. This can only get better.

[Mr. Rocko]

 

 

I like all the sad little details OP has included. Stuff like OP's love for anime and putting an anime logo on the car and how the OP says "we think of each other as best friends" so you can tell he has already tried to make his move (over the internet) and was been shot down.

 

Poor OP

 

Jesus, that gif. Good lord

[Accendo]

So much beta, such little time.

[MantisFang]

so you're saying it's an SUV?

[tymaster50]

Didn't read except for a few posts but LOL

 

OP how do you not get with a gamer/anime chick? They are like the easiest ones to start a relationship with, did you get friendzoned?

[TeammateHelper]

Maybe he's too much of a doormat.

[TeammateHelper]

Plus dude your Calvacade is nothing to my Serrano.

Edited January 13, 2014 by TeammateAssist

[Digitalbulletz]

Bro in all reality I hate to be the one too tell you but she's probably a dude

[Jolly Swagman]

I'm just waiting for the girl from ign or wherever to come in. It will be all like:

"God damn it. I have already told you, I don't know you. We are not best friends. Now you're making threads in GTAforums about me too? This needs to end. Please stop sending me weird pictures of cars you have dedicated to me and please stop sending those creepy shirtless photos. The mods are aware of the situation".

Edited January 13, 2014 by Jolly SWAGman

[mbhitman]

This thread? I don't even know. Op is retarded.

[MAJORMANN]

[marco-polo]

Wow, no "virgin" posts?

[Digitalbulletz]

Lol this is too funny op is trolling us for sure

[mbhitman]

Wow, no "virgin" posts?

Op has never seen a vagina

[Joe89NUFC]

imo cavalcade with LEDs is much better

[xxRichter]

And this is why ol' dude made that hoax about NORTH YANKTON.

People has no respect for the OP

[luisniko]

You better meet her first before you fall in love with her.

[Malibu454]

You should give her a chrome Adder.

Chicks get all nekid over that sh!t man....

[smokingndriving]

The OP told a nice little weird story, but I gotta say, some of the responses are hilarious.

[Sir Michael]

Lol, what she looks like in real life...



EDIT: I think I'm done here. Lawl

Edited January 13, 2014 by SirMichaelRocks23

[marco-polo]

Anyone have an idea of what "she" looks like?

 

EDIT: ^ Damn!

Edited January 13, 2014 by marco-polo

[theNGclan]

If this is real, then good going OP. That's actually really sweet of you to do. Keep up the good work

 

EDIT: @xxRichter, I see what you did there.

Edited January 13, 2014 by theNGclan

[scrublord]

i cri evrytiem

[Coin]

That's sweet OP.

 

Ignore the haters.

[Corrupt King]

Heartbreaking indeed

[tymaster50]

You guys notice OP hasn't posted ITT again? 90% of the time that is a sign it is a troll topic.