Ungrateful noobs, poor community.

[deanstroyer]

I will not give up on low ranked people/players and just people/players in general.

I will offer fully upgraded cars for you to sell

I will ride with you (shotgun) and just sit there endlessly watch u wreck you're car and not to feel lonely in LS

I will help you accomplish awards/trophies

I will accept missions for you to die way too much and me ending up doin' the mission on my own

I will drop a candybox p's & q's if you're hungry and in need for health

I will let you fly my buzzard and go sightseeing with rockets

 

BUT! I will not, i repeat i will NOT tolerate you sticky bomb my hardtop manana randomly and drive away, cause that's the part where i go APEsh*t and spawnf*ck you're skull with my stungun.. or rifle untill ' player left' ...

ha ha " i mean to beat you to death, and drink your blood from a boot" -jack reacher

[a3HeadedMonkey]

I have deleted actual friends from my friend list because they couldn't stop "cheap shotting" me.

 

The truth is, some people have such tiny peens, or they think that yours is so massive, the temptation to shoot you in the back & 1up you is too great.

 

You can be off adventuring with people like this in Cargobobs & Titans etc & they will still attempt to get cheap kills on you throughout.

 

S'all about the e-peen. Apparently.

[iheartlondon1969]

how to deal with noobs...

 

tell them youll give them cash and lots of it.. invite them to your apartment and get into a four door car. the more squeakers the better. drive them too the woods in the far right bottom corner of the map and kick them out of your car and drive off.

[LadySupreme]

I usually play invite only sessions with my Crew nowadays because of people who cant help themselves and feel the need to shoot me constantly even when i dont shoot back. I like to play in full open games online but its impossible when theyre full of idiots.

[Omnifarious]

how to deal with noobs...

 

tell them youll give them cash and lots of it.. invite them to your apartment and get into a four door car. the more squeakers the better. drive them too the woods in the far right bottom corner of the map and kick them out of your car and drive off.

No no, you tell them to get into your 'private' helicopter, and fly them out to the middle of the sea. The only way to get out of the ocean is by getting a boat, or getting onto a boat, and drinking yourself to death, to re-spawn at a hospital, otherwise you'll re-appear in the ocean if you kill yourself.

[2Chains4Bracelets]

I will not give up on low ranked people/players and just people/players in general.

I will offer fully upgraded cars for you to sell

I will ride with you (shotgun) and just sit there endlessly watch u wreck you're car and not to feel lonely in LS

I will help you accomplish awards/trophies

I will accept missions for you to die way too much and me ending up doin' the mission on my own

I will drop a candybox p's & q's if you're hungry and in need for health

I will let you fly my buzzard and go sightseeing with rockets

 

BUT! I will not, i repeat i will NOT tolerate you sticky bomb my hardtop manana randomly and drive away, cause that's the part where i go APEsh*t and spawnf*ck you're skull with my stungun.. or rifle untill ' player left' ...

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Edited January 13, 2014 by 2Chains4Bracelets

[strictly4myninja]

Lol nice one @ 2Chains!

[senormidget]

It doesn't look like the case with this guy since he happily took all your bounty cash but maybe some of these "noobs" don't want your handouts?

[TeammateHelper]

It doesn't look like the case with this guy since he happily took all your bounty cash but maybe some of these "noobs" don't want your handouts?

I don't know. If I ask you if you want a car, you don't specify a ride, make me drive three miles to give it to you and then shoot me.

 

I mean, just me though. If you like being a prick to people trying to be of help, whatever man. I can leave the session anyway.

[TeammateHelper]

It doesn't look like the case with this guy since he happily took all your bounty cash but maybe some of these "noobs" don't want your handouts?

I don't know. If I ask you if you want a car, you don't specify a ride, make me drive three miles to give it to you and then shoot me.

 

I mean, just me though. If you like being a prick to people trying to be of help, whatever man. I can leave the session anyway.

[rampage08]

yep, a level 12 constantly got killed by some guy with higher level. I tried helpping the low level but soon found why the high level was killing him constantly, i grief the hell out of that low level with a pistol until he left.

 

I will not give up on low ranked people/players and just people/players in general.

I will offer fully upgraded cars for you to sell

I will ride with you (shotgun) and just sit there endlessly watch u wreck you're car and not to feel lonely in LS

I will help you accomplish awards/trophies

I will accept missions for you to die way too much and me ending up doin' the mission on my own

I will drop a candybox p's & q's if you're hungry and in need for health

I will let you fly my buzzard and go sightseeing with rockets

 

BUT! I will not, i repeat i will NOT tolerate you sticky bomb my hardtop manana randomly and drive away, cause that's the part where i go APEsh*t and spawnf*ck you're skull with my stungun.. or rifle untill ' player left' ...

ha ha " i mean to beat you to death, and drink your blood from a boot" -jack reacher

 

that scene is both scary and badass.