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69 and 2000


Dr. John
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Yeah, right bros. I finally reached the milestone of 69 likes. It's such a wonderful day. I am soon going to get my 2000 posts aswell but I couldn't miss this one.

 

Yup, for all those members who have some helth problems, doc is here with is few doctips:

-Take regular baths in Waddy's hot tub. More info, PM me.
-Avoid making any hate post on GTA IV. Big Daddy's watching.
-Don't stalk female members. The result of this action could be forever trouble with your wife.
-Make sure to reply to theadmiral everytime she asks a question to you. ALWAYS!
-Don't go chatter about how moderators are here. You will be cooked in Kristy's super kitchen. You can also order a free sandwitch there.
-Make sure you listen to your authorities...and to me.

 

You can always look into those tips in my profile as well too. ;)

 

Now, for my respect list:

 

Waddy - I want to go with him in a bath tub.

 

Girish - Could be the most helpful member of all time.

 

AceKingston - He is good person but things have been negative for him these days. The fact that he became a drama queen in the "Welcome New Moderators" was not good either.

 

SonOfLIberty - Haha, Niko! My cousin! Let's go bowling!

 

Raavi - Has to take care of sh*t ton of spam in GTA V Section everyday. Keep it up!

 

Vlynor - Oh, we have the ambassador himself. *salutes*

 

Panz - She is great person to debate with.

 

GunWrath - I guess one never comes sober after meeting this guy.

 

Otter - Yay! He's my Otterman! Let's all go to Erection Land.

 

GTAKid667 - Helpful member around here.

 

Andreas - ANother helpful and knowledgeble member.

 

finn4life - Yeah, I would like to use your old name. Is a good guy and helped me a lot.

 

universetwisters - This guy could become a comedian.

 

uNi - Thanks for completing my request.

 

Kalvin - Oh, he's a sad person. I would call him the Sad Larry of GTAF. But, a nice folk for his age.

 

Kristy - She's the beuty. Great job keeping this site working.

 

Prometheus - Can't forget him and our time in GTA IV forums. It was short but were good days.

 

DYOM Community - I like the folks there. It's peaceful too. Thansk to Dutchy and Patrick for such a great mod. I respect you both.

 

Staff - Huh, those everyday porn spammers are dealt by these folks. Hard workers but not robots. Respect them for keeping this place up. :^:

 

Anybody else whom I forgot. ;)

 

So yeah, for today I would give free medical check-ups for anyone. Anybody up for the mad doctor?

 

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Uh oh, you did it now. You've spelled her name wrong... HURRY, EDIT!

 

Thanks for the sobering words and congrats on 69 likes.. imagine 69 licks though.

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TheGodDamnMaster

Congraturations.

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Congratulations. We may have had our disagreements but you're still a cool guy. Thanks for the respect as well.

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Kristy - She's the beuty. Great job keeping this site working.

 

Would you prefer your coffin to be solid wood or chipboard veneer?

 

Congratulations!

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Grats on 69 likes and almost 2k posts. :)

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I am sorry folks but my EDIT button has dissapeared... She saw it! :panic:

 

Thanks everyone. I hope to have a nice time again with you guys.

 

EDIT: I did it. Oh, but it looks wrong somehow.

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Congrats, and thanks for the respect!

 

Sleep with one eye open, though. Kirsty will haunt your dreams.

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You are a swell lad. Congratulations on your milestone.

 

O and watch out for the Kirsty..

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– overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise

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universetwisters

universetwisters - This guy could become a comedian.

 

I'm touched, amigo.

 

Here, have a slightly-used rectal thermometer I found in my ex girlfriend's trash while I was rummaging through it. Use it wisely, and congrats on your milestone! :beerhat:

 

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An achievement worth its own topic.

 

Congratulations anyway. I like how you progressed from being a noob DYOM mission designer to what you are now.

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universetwisters

I like how you progressed from being a noob DYOM mission designer to what you are now.

Wait a sec, he made DYOMs?

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Kirsty..

You have to be careful too. ;)

 

@universetwisters: Haha, thanks for the gift. I hope you were not looking for broken condoms in the trash. :p

@SF: Thanks man. Nice to see you folks becoming more active. I will soon come back to DYOM section with some new ideas and missions. :D

 

EDIT: Yes, I used to make a few DYOM missions. But now, I have been inactive.

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universetwisters - This guy could become a comedian.

 

I'm touched, amigo.

 

Here, have a slightly-used rectal thermometer I found in my ex girlfriend's trash while I was rummaging through it. Use it wisely, and congrats on your milestone! :beerhat:

 

Was that the Nazi's or the other one?

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universetwisters

@universetwisters: Haha, thanks for the gift. I hope you were not looking for broken condoms in the trash. :p

If I found broken condoms in her trash, I'd bust in there and hit whoever's been f*cking her for the past two years with a Dr. Pepper bottle so I can get her back.

 

@Vlynor - The nazi one.

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Why is your avatar so familiar, isn't it from Max Payne 2? But doesn't matter, conglaturations!

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Why is your avatar so familiar, isn't it from Max Payne 2? But doesn't matter, conglaturations!

Yes, you are right. That's the mad doctor from the show "Address Unknown". Thanks to Graven for that. :D

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Your respect list is incomplete. :monocle:

 

Either way, congratulations.

Here, have a Moomin cup.

 

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That's you and me in the design. :pp

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*tosses muffin from complementary AMF muffin basket of rejection* You earned it.

 

gratz

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Your respect list is incomplete. :monocle:

Oh yes, I completely forgot about... my injection. It has been always in my side. Can't forget those days when I took 10 litres of blood from a ginger guy.

 

Thanks for the cup, man. :D

 

@Ermac.: You best give those muffins to Kalvin, he will feel really sad happy. ;)

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Algonquin Assassin

The best evil fake doctor on GTAF. Congrats Dude.

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Thanks SoL.

 

And yes, I finally reached my 2,000th post. Thanks to everyone who was in my side and helped me. :)

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Why is your avatar so familiar, isn't it from Max Payne 2? But doesn't matter, conglaturations!

Yes, you are right. That's the mad doctor from the show "Address Unknown". Thanks to Graven for that. :D

 

First I wanted to say "Dick Justice" but then I remembered that was an in-game parody of Max.

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The best evil fake doctor on GTAF. Congrats Dude.

That's a real achievement dude, congratulations!

 

 

Now I just gotta find where is the other one...

 

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Detective Phelps

Congratulations! :)

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