10 Signs That Your Crew Is Ready For Heists

[marco-polo]

Bank Heist:

 

1. Go to bank

2. Kill some security guards

3. Hack cage door

4. Collect duffles

5. Escape Police

6. JP: 15, RP: 500, $:3000

 

While you're driving there - "The cash was destroyed - Mission Failed"

[BondageKitty]

It's sad how the threads that try to be constructive get flooded by stupidity and the ones that are from the start get so much attention.

[rob602pa]

I don't want to be ready. In the sense they can show me something new. Looking for a challenge, getting bored...

[Gutslab]

It seems people are expecting a lot from the heists. I feel they're most likely going to be like any other mission except with more enemies to kill and a bit more cash.

[o0eVe0o]

I feel like heists are a swing an a miss for me atm all my friends and crew pretty much have moved on from gta now and i have over 2mill legit + the cash hand out rockstar gave us, i have cars, house i dont really have anything that i want to buy anymore :\

 

I do missions alot i can normally solo most of the hard ones too, the game becomes boring after abit when everything is too easy

I kinda thought online would be bigger then it was and faster to implement new features then its currently taking, maybe rockstar have seen the hacker overload as too much and have slowed resources to it to work on the next gta.

Its just the way i feel that gta online being the first time they have tried it is pretty much a bug filled failure.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

This reminds me of a guy who was making threads asking random people to come and practice doing Heist with him

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Also I have to wonder since at least 98% of players already have billions who are going to really bother with heist?

 

That was one of the main reason people wanted them is for quick money but since most of us already have billions is it really worth it?

 

Could be fun but how many times are you going to do it?

 

Once? maybe twice?

[Rented]

Why the f*ck would you use code names???

[zainzombie]

No one I know is as excited for heists as they were once. Same is the case with me. I have been in crews.. they all stopped playing GTA V.

 

I will like to play it whenever they decide to release heists, but I am not planning anything for it. I will just go with the flow and see how it ends up. My prediction is, they will be really easy with very low payouts.

Edited January 12, 2014 by zainzombie

[G_Masta_Phunk]

[Mr. Rocko]

Shut up, OP...shut up.

[Black & White]

 

 

Sorry guys but I fail to see what the hype is, its just a game! Yeah I do love playing this game but people am talking about about how they are going to prepar for heists and if there crews are ready... Wtf?

 

Some people want to have the best crews out there. The strongest and full of the most loyal. Some crews are extremely organized and will plan out each heist so everyone knows their duty and that not everything is chaos and a free for all.

 

 

Let me help those crews. You are in what we call a video game. You are a person playing one. There is no loyalty. No strength. The second someone forgets to pay their internet bill or their system crashes they will need to go back to work to pay for their "hobby" and you'll be out a weekend warrior. Nobody in this world should ever be measured by their ability to shoot a pixel gun or make it online or have a high level. They have 5 slots for characters and 5 crews and if they want to play Charlie today and Ben tomorrow and each has a different Crew, then so be it. It's a darn game!

 

In reality I could call 12 friends right now, put together a Crew of 5 with a generic logo of a beer and take your crew to church and back. If it was a death match and you got a single kill I would be amazed. The only difference between us and them is that we know that our ability isn't real and our strength is imaginary and we're just a bunch of friends messing around and having a blast. We developed in our spare time joking and laughing around.

 

So are we ready for Heists? I'm going to fall asleep doing them and regardless of whether they are hard or not I'm going to have fun. Even if half the group is just messing around. Oh, and if my Crew is too busy to play with me, no big deal I'll go and find another Crew that I can have fun with for the afternoon.

 

 

Is that so? I've experienced loyalty. I know it. If someone's console crashes or it cannot work, they will inform the leader by another social network.. either Facebook or the Rockstar social club. If someone's console breaks and they have to work for a large amount of time then how does that make them disloyal? It's understandable and the most logical acceptance. That is why the crew of which I am in, Hellhounds MC, requires everyone has a social club account. If you don't have loyal members, you need to improve them. In my crew, it's a straight kick-out if someone isn't loyal. Also - I know people whom work their ass off and yet they can still appear on GTA V. How do you explain that? It isn't impossible. If people aren't willing to show and continue to make excuses or just can't show in general then it's fair to not let that person into the club. Why would you even accept someone who comes online for an hour and probably isn't even that active in-game? If someone else is part of another crew then they are disloyal. The person's allegiance is meant to be in one crew. Say if a meeting was planned out on Sunday and another crew wanted you to play with them.. then your loyal to one crew wouldn't be good. That's pretty much backstabbing and two-timing. I don't appreciate that. If I can be loyal within one crew, why should someone else not be? That doesn't even make any f*cking sense. I like serious crews. Not f*ck-up crews which last for a couple of days whom kill each other non-stop. But what you are saying is valid. Your friends are your friends. I'm speaking in behalf of the serious crews. The crews that have a ranking command and a moral code of honor such as rules and annual meetings.

[LeFox]

It's sad how the threads that try to be constructive get flooded by stupidity and the ones that are from the start get so much attention.

yea... It is also sad how people think. The lowest amount of money in the single player heists were at least 200 grand.. Why would they lower it for Online? Everything in Online is higher priced than singleplayer, besides the Z-Type.

[SCS_Skreamies]

Nobody is ready, seeing as nobody knows what we're up against.

[Neo Arcadia]

 

It's sad how the threads that try to be constructive get flooded by stupidity and the ones that are from the start get so much attention.

yea... It is also sad how people think. The lowest amount of money in the single player heists were at least 200 grand.. Why would they lower it for Online? Everything in Online is higher priced than singleplayer, besides the Z-Type.

 

 

Gotta encourage people to buy those cash cards.

 

200 grand? Someone found online heist data that listed a payout of 80,000 before being split amongst players.

[mbhitman]

I think you think you're prepared, but let me tell you how it WILL go down. (all speculation based on current game play).

 

1.) Everyone will have a mic, but because the one dude from Norway is lagging nobody will be able to hear each other. Not to mention some noob will invade who wants to do everything faster than everyone else and will get himself killed 8 times while your guys yell and he has no mic. Everyone rage quits. True story.

 

2.) One guy will be level 60. Everyone else will be maximum 20th level. They won't leave unless you boot them.

 

3.) You'll buy outfits which will glitch out 2 minutes into the Heist either causing you to fail or have 5 star wanted level for 3 in game days.

 

4.) Your well oiled team will go in fully prepared. The lobby will randomly select what each player is doing, so the sniper will end up the driver, the gunner will be the coffee getter, and your leader will somehow spawn on the other team without any ability to switch sides. The original driver will lag out leaving you to walk to the bank or take a taxi because no one will have enough to call a Merryweather chopper.

 

5.) You'll save up all the cash, buy the cars you need complete with logos and the next patch will render them unusable and remove them from your garage where you'll have to start all over.

 

6.) When you actually do get a game dialed in a guy with god mode will swoop in, do everyone's jobs with rocket shooting tax cab and escape leaving you at the door. Money will still get split up evenly and it'll count as a success. You'll all come on GTA Forums and yell about how awesome your crew is and everyone else sucks.

 

The End.

This is great. Kudos!