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Do you have a GTA Online Boyfriend/Girlfriend

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Average white guy

Why hasn't this thread been locked yet?

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tymaster50

Why hasn't this thread been locked yet?

Because God does not will it.

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CEVFRIO

my cars are my girlfriends

 

just for your sake OP would you like it if I said I'm a hardcore RPer and my male and female characters are married?

 

not that it's true hohoho

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gear999

Uhh... do... do high end cars count?

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TheInternetGangster

What's the point? All that bitch is gonna do is nag at you for nine f*cking months, then leave you when she has the baby. Then the Child Support Agency is gonna take all your virtual dollars for the next 16 years. Just cave that gold digging whores head in with the baseball bat. Save you a lot of hassle in the long run.

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cwo-reynolds

What's the point? All that bitch is gonna do is nag at you for nine f*cking months, then leave you when she has the baby. Then the Child Support Agency is gonna take all your virtual dollars for the next 16 years. Just cave that gold digging whores head in with the baseball bat. Save you a lot of hassle in the long run.

Awesome

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GoodGreen

Heres all my girls:

 

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Shes My Main girl no one can have her but me!!

 

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Shes also my babys momma

 

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She transport coke in to Liberty City for me (we dont have sex yet) but she wants me!

 

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She is my old broad.. We still hang out at times.. She has a thing for gifted money and high bounties

 

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My neighbor at Weaseal Plaza... She loves orgys with me and girl above.

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My Lawyer, shes married so I dont ask to f*ck, shes a mean bitch...

 

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These are my party girls we drink booze and smoke high grade weed on the weekends.

 

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My accountant.. She hides all the gifted money from rockstar so I will not be banned or put in cheaters pool. Current status: Single

 

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Finally this is my Blaine County woman...She allows me to hide all my drugs in her Blaine Co apt. She has a thing for GTA Fourm members. She also allows me to crash at her house when Im on the run from the cops.. Shes not a good looker but damm she sure is a loyal friend.

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SUPERHEAVYDOODY

I have a Battlefield Bad Company 2 sweetie. We fuq some stuff up. The pictures she sends from Germany to the USA ain't bad either.

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TheSheikhOfTweak

I have several girlfriends in game, one in each apartment complex. I couldn't care less what gender they are in real life. It just looks better to drive around in my comet with a good looking lady on the passenger side.

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DevilDaRebel

Depends.. Do f*cking car by the exhaust count?

 

I do that all the time to my R35.

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gn1992

Oh my I met a girl today in free aim lobby.

 

She has a mic and her voice is so sexy. She is also very nice and interesting.

 

I added her and I pretend to get naked pics from her. Or with her underwear.

 

I think she is 18-22 yrs old.

 

Her name is Mia.

 

ALL the guys were after her. Trying to kill her and saying some nasty sh*t I never heard of, not even in porn movies. I spawnkilled them with my tank and she thanked me. I'll demand the rl pics asap.

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gear999

Oh my I met a girl today in free aim lobby.

 

She has a mic and her voice is so sexy. She is also very nice and interesting.

 

I added her and I pretend to get naked pics from her. Or with her underwear.

 

I think she is 18-22 yrs old.

 

Her name is Mia.

 

ALL the guys were after her. Trying to kill her and saying some nasty sh*t I never heard of, not even in porn movies. I spawnkilled them with my tank and she thanked me. I'll demand the rl pics asap.

Turns out to be a guy with voicechanger or soundboard.

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gn1992

 

Oh my I met a girl today in free aim lobby.

 

She has a mic and her voice is so sexy. She is also very nice and interesting.

 

I added her and I pretend to get naked pics from her. Or with her underwear.

 

I think she is 18-22 yrs old.

 

Her name is Mia.

 

ALL the guys were after her. Trying to kill her and saying some nasty sh*t I never heard of, not even in porn movies. I spawnkilled them with my tank and she thanked me. I'll demand the rl pics asap.

Turns out to be a guy with voicechanger or soundboard.

No f*cking chance bro.

 

She was laughing sometimes and her laugh was soooo beautiful. No way it would be a man.

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gear999

 

 

Oh my I met a girl today in free aim lobby.

 

She has a mic and her voice is so sexy. She is also very nice and interesting.

 

I added her and I pretend to get naked pics from her. Or with her underwear.

 

I think she is 18-22 yrs old.

 

Her name is Mia.

 

ALL the guys were after her. Trying to kill her and saying some nasty sh*t I never heard of, not even in porn movies. I spawnkilled them with my tank and she thanked me. I'll demand the rl pics asap.

Turns out to be a guy with voicechanger or soundboard.
No f*cking chance bro.

 

She was laughing sometimes and her laugh was soooo beautiful. No way it would be a man.

Then I'm just gonna hope its a nice girl for your happiness.

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Biohazard Abyss

 

Oh my I met a girl today in free aim lobby.

 

She has a mic and her voice is so sexy. She is also very nice and interesting.

 

I added her and I pretend to get naked pics from her. Or with her underwear.

 

I think she is 18-22 yrs old.

 

Her name is Mia.

 

ALL the guys were after her. Trying to kill her and saying some nasty sh*t I never heard of, not even in porn movies. I spawnkilled them with my tank and she thanked me. I'll demand the rl pics asap.

Turns out to be a guy with voicechanger or soundboard.

 

 

I thought he was joking, lmao I was waiting for the punchline at the end.

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UnicornAssassin

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Am I the only one that thinks this looks like she has a butt on her chest?

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SHarm

Oh my I met a girl today in free aim lobby.

 

She has a mic and her voice is so sexy. She is also very nice and interesting.

 

I added her and I pretend to get naked pics from her. Or with her underwear.

 

I think she is 18-22 yrs old.

 

Her name is Mia.

 

ALL the guys were after her. Trying to kill her and saying some nasty sh*t I never heard of, not even in porn movies. I spawnkilled them with my tank and she thanked me. I'll demand the rl pics asap.

Mad because my ex girlfriend irl is called Mia :O

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gn1992

 

Oh my I met a girl today in free aim lobby.

 

She has a mic and her voice is so sexy. She is also very nice and interesting.

 

I added her and I pretend to get naked pics from her. Or with her underwear.

 

I think she is 18-22 yrs old.

 

Her name is Mia.

 

ALL the guys were after her. Trying to kill her and saying some nasty sh*t I never heard of, not even in porn movies. I spawnkilled them with my tank and she thanked me. I'll demand the rl pics asap.

Mad because my ex girlfriend irl is called Mia :O

Lol

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AlienTwo

Oh my I met a girl today in free aim lobby.

 

She has a mic and her voice is so sexy. She is also very nice and interesting.

 

I added her and I pretend to get naked pics from her. Or with her underwear.

 

I think she is 18-22 yrs old.

 

Her name is Mia.

 

ALL the guys were after her. Trying to kill her and saying some nasty sh*t I never heard of, not even in porn movies. I spawnkilled them with my tank and she thanked me. I'll demand the rl pics asap.

Yup, stay classy.

 

Below is the pic she is going to send, I know cause I'm from el futuro.

 

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s1ckmad3

 

Why hasn't this thread been locked yet?

Because God does not will it.

 

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Kampioen

what the hell

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kvic

Now I know I'm getting old.

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SHarm

:lol:

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Jazzy the Dutchess

Changue your med. Someone has to say it... All female avatars are guys. So you are gay in some way... And there's a ill guy playing with your feelings. XD

Feel free to love your way.

Not true. There are actually plenty of us female gamers out there that aren't lying about our gender.I always play on mic anyway, and they can usually tell I'm a girl.

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sportbikepilot369

I don't even know where to begin. Sad, creepy...

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AlienTwo

 

Changue your med. Someone has to say it... All female avatars are guys. So you are gay in some way... And there's a ill guy playing with your feelings. XD

Feel free to love your way.

Not true. There are actually plenty of us female gamers out there that aren't lying about our gender.I always play on mic anyway, and they can usually tell I'm a girl.

 

Lies.

 

No woman would ever play a video game, it's not true. My mom told me this and she doesn't lie... except about Santa, the Easter Bunny, Heaven, Hell, my face freezing like that, broccoli, smoking, Jesus, cooties, the tooth fairy, the Germans cutting off my thumb if I don't stop sucking it...

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Hoosierdaddy76

No and I have to ask my wife for permission, before I can go into the Vanilla Unicorn.

This is funny because it's true. My most conspicuous stat is 0 (zero) private dances. I play in an office adjacent to our family room where my wife and kids hang out. I use a headset, so the profanity isn't an issue, but naked chicks most definitely would be.

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AlienTwo

 

No and I have to ask my wife for permission, before I can go into the Vanilla Unicorn.

This is funny because it's true. My most conspicuous stat is 0 (zero) private dances. I play in an office adjacent to our family room where my wife and kids hang out. I use a headset, so the profanity isn't an issue, but naked chicks most definitely would be.

 

What a society we live in... where the thing that all healthy humans will experience (sex) is the thing to be careful of, but the thing most healthy humans will never experience (violence/murder) is "ok" for consumption.

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Hoosierdaddy76

 

 

No and I have to ask my wife for permission, before I can go into the Vanilla Unicorn.

This is funny because it's true. My most conspicuous stat is 0 (zero) private dances. I play in an office adjacent to our family room where my wife and kids hang out. I use a headset, so the profanity isn't an issue, but naked chicks most definitely would be.

 

What a society we live in... where the thing that all healthy humans will experience (sex) is the thing to be careful of, but the thing most healthy humans will never experience (violence/murder) is "ok" for consumption.

 

I know, right? Think it has to do with suspending disbelief that we'd ever actually participate in violent behavior, whereas sexual behavior is an inevitability. Also probably wouldn't be as bad watching a naked woman pose for a sculpture as it is watching her dance around for dollar bills.

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theshadowfax

ITT: hormones

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