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universetwisters

What do you want your funeral to be?

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universetwisters

I've been thinking about my funeral, and I was thinking on what it would be like. I then decided that I want my funeral to be held at a Costco. I then decided that I would have a "New Kids"- themed funeral, meaning that nobody would be admitted unless they had facial hair or tracksuits. Finally, I would want to have this played as my body is lowered to the ground.

 

 

 

That being said, what do you want your funeral to be like?

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Trinette

This song would represent the loss of me. :ph34r::ph34r:

 

 

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Frank Brown

I don't want a funeral, I want to be paraded around like in Weekend at Bernie's.

 

...all joking aside, toss me into a furnace if it's cheaper than a funeral.

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hornedturtle

Just leave me. The rats will eventually eat me

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theNGclan

I want my body to fly into the funeral home and then land at the beginning of the isle, then I was my body to dance violently down the isle (limply might I add). I plan to have a playlist to play at my funeral. Consisting of...

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q39dAOcSjm0

 

 

 

 

Edited by theNGclan

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Crazyeighties

Wtf is with all of the morbid threads?

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TheFoxRiverFugitive

I don't know if I want to have a funeral, they're very expensive and I wouldn't want to burden my loved ones. It's not really relevant anyway because my consciousness will be gone for eternity and I won't be able to see the event.

 

“I would request that my body in death be buried not cremated, so that the energy content contained within it gets returned to the earth, so that flora and fauna can dine upon it, just as I have dined upon flora and fauna during my lifetime”- Neil Degrasse Tyson

Edited by whatsstrength

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Node

I want to be cremated.

 

I don't want to rot on this planet.

Edited by ChopTheDog.

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Tacymist

I hate them, so I don't want a funeral. I just want my family to dump me in the ground and move on with their lives as quickly as possible.

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Audiophile

I've been thinking a lot about this lately.

 

I think maybe I would like to be cremated....have my ashes spread somewhere nice. Maybe the ocean. Or maybe just have my family keep the ashes.

 

I know I'll be dead but I just don't like the thought of my body rotting in a box under the ground.

 

This is very morbid to think about....just....being gone, your being just completely gone. Never to do anything or talk to anyone ever again. To never be awake again and feel the air on your skin.

 

It's giving me feels.

 

I was at a funeral a few months ago and the individual requested that this be played at their funeral:

 

Edited by Audiophile

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Th3MaN1

In a graveyard. The rest, I don't care.

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WinterEdit

I'll bury myself alive while listening to music. I don't know what kind of music. That way I already have had a funeral and no one has to worry about funeral scheduling. ;)

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TheFoxRiverFugitive

I'll bury myself alive while listening to music.

That would be a nice way to go, except for the buried alive thing. I'd like to off myself when I'm really old (probably from purposely swallowing a sh*tload of prescription meds) and listen to some soothing music as I close my eyes and slowly die. I know that's dark, but I'd really rather kill myself than end up going senile and drooling all over myself.

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RoadRunner71

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GunWrath

Just bury me beneath a big oak tree with some personal belongings. Xbox, Can of tobacco, case of beer and some food.

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RoadRunner71

Just bury me beneath a big oak tree with some personal belongings. Xbox, Can of tobacco, case of beer and some food.

Won't you order your slaves to be sacrified and buried with you?

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GunWrath

I have no slaves.. I'm a man OF the people.

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Typhus

I am rather enthusiastic about the idea of cryogenics, and would ideally like to be frozen, so as to defrost in the future and replace my organic body for a superior mechanical construct. Unfortunately, the cost of actually keeping my body frozen is astronomical, so I'll be rotting in the ground with all of you :/

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Der Norden

Freeze my body after I die. Defreeze me when you have the technology to bring me back to life, but not before the year 2300. But what then? I'm not sure if I want to live twice, I just want to see the future.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

God some of you people are so damn depressing. And I would not want to be cremated, no way in hell. I'd just like to be buried.

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hornedturtle

Freeze my body after I die. Defreeze me when you have the technology to bring me back to life, but not before the year 2300. But what then? I'm not sure if I want to live twice, I just want to see the future.

but...you won't be seing the future...you'll be seing the present.

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Ciaran

I want to be buried in a twix casket

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Black & White

Preferably be buried in a Golden coffin. Have a hearse go through the whole of the Mother Road of America (Route 66) and back up to Arizona. I want to be dressed in my American Forces MC jacket and with shorts, maybe some sun glasses too. I want buffet served after my burial, with cakes, food and drinks. Tons of alcohol aswell.

 

Leaving earth in style.

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RoadRunner71

Preferably be buried in a Golden coffin. Have a hearse go through the whole of the Mother Road of America (Route 66) and back up to Arizona. I want to be dressed in my American Forces MC jacket and with shorts, maybe some sun glasses too. I want buffet served after my burial, with cakes, food and drinks. Tons of alcohol aswell.

 

Leaving earth in style.

Haha, I like that idea of the Route 66. Maybe your body could get a bit stinky, though.

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Dealux

I am rather enthusiastic about the idea of cryogenics, and would ideally like to be frozen, so as to defrost in the future and replace my organic body for a superior mechanical construct. Unfortunately, the cost of actually keeping my body frozen is astronomical, so I'll be rotting in the ground with all of you :/

I'm pretty sure you would get irrecuperable brain damage before you would be fully frozen, so that's not very useful (unless there's some way to freeze people really fast).

 

Cremation is what I would go with too. Funerals are expensive and useless when you think about it. I would also like to donate my body (parts) for research\donations if I die young, but I don't know yet how to sign up for that.

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Mr. Scratch

Dying, what's that? I just regenerate when I'm near the end of a life cycle.

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Mr Rabbit

Dying, what's that? I just regenerate when I'm near the end of a life cycle.

You've got new kidneys!

 

For me just catapult me into th ocean.

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EphemeralStar

Yeah, I want to be cremated and have my ashes be spread into the ocean so I can become fishy food! XD

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Mr. Scratch

 

Dying, what's that? I just regenerate when I'm near the end of a life cycle.

You've got new kidneys!

 

For me just catapult me into th ocean.

 

Yeah, but I don't like their color.

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