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tymaster50

have any NPC lines made you laugh?

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Officer Ronson

To me the lines in GTA IV were pretty forgetable and some of them were forced.

 

OT:

 

- POLICE MOTHERf*ckER, PULL OVER RIGHT NOW. Unfortunately I was being pursued and out of nowhere a cop car rammed me saying this very line, I died, both of laughter and in the game.

 

- f*ck you bitch ass!

 

- You have the right to shut the f*ck up!

 

Some of those make me chuckle or slightly laugh everytime I hear 'em.

 

 

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Mightymomo22

One Women said Ding Dong for no reason.

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Algonquin Assassin

 

SonOfLiberty, on 01 Jan 2014 - 08:14 AM, said:

 

Honestly? No. The peds in GTA V are very forgettable.

 

You only say that because of your blatant bias for GTA IV, it's funny how you make fun of people constantly for liking San Andreas and pointing its flaws , which it does have a lot but then turn a blind eye to GTA IV criticism .Whilst the is from 4 weeks ago butthurt much? No it's not because I'm towards GTA IV. The peds genuinely don't say anything funny IMO.

 

The unique peds are alright, but I wouldn't really call them funny though.

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~Tiger~

This awesome exchange was at the airport:

 

 

Franklin: "How you dooin?"

 

Female NPC: "Oh I'm f*cking great. My husband's f*cking a younger woman. I'm f*cking ecstatic. I'm as happy as my f*cking face!"

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DaveGrimes96

one of the funniest things I've heard from a NPC ,' I'm saving up for the collectors edition '

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RoadRunner71

''PUTA MADRE!'' - The Cab driver is really memorable.

GTA IV whores said it as well.

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RyanBurnsRed

None really, but some of the stuff the radio DJs say are pretty funny like, "You ain't just a bitch. You a bitch ass nigga!"

 

That gets me every time. I feel like the NPCs and cops are too serious in V. The dialog from some of the NPCs in IV are hilarious though. Especially the Puerto Ricans in Bohan.

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John Marston

I was walking down the pavement then some car accident happened amongst npcs and I heard a female npc scream - 'Jesus take the wheel'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited by John Marston

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PkUnzipper

Every other pissed off hillbilly I've met in survival.

 

Wot da fuq is a "sheeet dik"?

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iiGh0STt

SCOOOOOOOOOOOTTER BUDDIES!

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iiGh0STt

 

 

SonOfLiberty, on 01 Jan 2014 - 08:14 AM, said:

 

Honestly? No. The peds in GTA V are very forgettable.

You only say that because of your blatant bias for GTA IV, it's funny how you make fun of people constantly for liking San Andreas and pointing its flaws , which it does have a lot but then turn a blind eye to GTA IV criticism .
Whilst the is from 4 weeks ago butthurt much? No it's not because I'm towards GTA IV. The peds genuinely don't say anything funny IMO.

 

The unique peds are alright, but I wouldn't really call them funny though.

 

peds do suck. but i still find even the dumb things they say to be a little off centered and I chuckle a bit or I find myself repeating them no matter how annoying whatever they said truly is. usually really loudly so everyone knows I am playing gta too....

 

how many people IRL have you ran into that when minding your own business walking by they say something so funny that makes you sh*t yourself? probably not many.... GTA V nailed it, making everyone look like a douche or so much more worried about their iFruits. which sucks, because its a game and I want to shart a bit from giggles.

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OGLuke

this makes me think of phillip seymore hoffman from along came polly in the scene where he sharts himself, he was truely a funny actor.

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iiGh0STt

this makes me think of phillip seymore hoffman from along came polly in the scene where he sharts himself, he was truely a funny actor.

i was truly disturbed to the point of laughter at that. exactly what i was going for!

 

I had no idea he passed away. I was just going to edit my comment and mention how good of a role i thought he played in "Charlie Wilson's War"

 

now I dedicate my shart comment in his memory. but seriously... that sucks.

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Fluffy Sock

I love when some old ladies slowly scream "shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiitttt" when you do something illegal near them.

 

"Come to my barbecue tomorrow" when you enter someone else's garden with people in.

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ROCKSTAR MANIC

Some are really good and memorable. Others just classics.... :lol:

 

Random Mexican: *f*ck me in the Ass!!!*

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Mightymomo22

This isn't a Npc quote but. I like replaying Reuniting the Family whenever I'm in a really good mood. Anyway Michael picked up Tracey at the tattoo show & where heading to the Money hungry Therapists house. I bumped into a car. And the Dialoge changed. Michael &Tracey where messing with Jimmy .

Something about Jimmy ratting on someone . It's was really funny. It's the little things that make it a Awesome game. My score 8/10.

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JeffTT

In my countless hours in San Andreas, I've only heard this one once.

 

"THIS IS JUST LIKE CONVERSION THERAPY!"

 

I also love the police line from VCS: "I'm gonna beat you like a woman!"

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Johnny Spaz

I only remember the "f*ck me in the ass" line. Pretty forgettable, I still remember most IV's and San Andreas lines even after years of not playing them.

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A.C.M.

sometimes you can hear in gta 5 LS streets "you're a dick without a dick"

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Cryo The Hunter

''I AM A F*CKING MARINE!'' -Headhunter npc

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FilthyLittleGod

The various reactions of people in your vehicles when you "accidentally" run down a pedestrian or 7 are usually great.

 

I'll try to keep my ears out for more post worthy lines from here on out!

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FilthyLittleGod

When Trevor meets Lamar and Franklin's Aunt at Franklin's house for the first time (when you arrive there as Franklin after the Helicopter Extraction mission), he hands Auntie a wad of bills and tells her "Darling, why don't you go get yourself something nice?"

 

It turns out he has given her...SEVEN DOLLARS.lol!

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Smash_It_Up_007
Posted (edited)

Mendoza's been hit, Mendoza's been fckin hit

I'm gonna sh*t down your neck

What if my wife replaces me at my job

Edited by Smash_It_Up_007

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MARKUS.

This ones.

 

 

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Cutter De Blanc

"You don't just turn off the eighties!"

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Heavy Duty Ziplock

"PINCHE MAMA VERGA!"

"WE ARE GOING TO HELL!"

"Sometimes when I"m driving late at night, I pretend that the other cars are spaceships." All said by the Taxi Driver

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