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tymaster50

have any NPC lines made you laugh?

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Pfister Comet

No. Not really.

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Sweettooth187

I was out in the desert and ran by a couple people standing around. The woman said, "I like turtles." then the guy says something like, "Somehow I don't think you're the first person to say that." Not the funniest thing in the world but I think it's neat that they threw that in there. Kinda makes me wonder if that kid still catches sh*t for saying that.

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Soda and Soap

Still can't beat the NPC commentary from GTA IV. CHEESY VAGINAS!!!

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James K

"You are a dick without a dick!"

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Shane_Dbns

Paparazzo the sextape- (after sex) guy: are you sure you won't get pregnant? Miranda Cowen:No, I always jump up and down afterwards.

 

I lol'd hard at this cos one of my real life female friends always used to say that she jumped up and down after.

Edited by Lil Jacob 27

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woggleman

I don't get what is so funny about cheesy vaginas. There were funnier lines in IV. Listening to women on their cellphones is some of the funniest stuff.

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Mr Oraange

DID YOU KNOW THAT DIET SODA IS ACTUALLY WORSE FOR YOU THAN REGULAR SODA?

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Erickbotas

"You're a f*cking pendejo" Such a classy combination of the best from both languages,ah such art (8

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SilverRST

"I put my dick in a teddybear and I love it"

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Luuk'

When somebody passes you in the triathlon:

 

Son of a b*tch!

 

Asshole!

 

Motherf*cker!

 

 

When you pass someone in an off road race:

 

Have fun!

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Eks

A line on one of the radio commercials made me laugh, if that counts.

 

"I smoke electric cigarettes so I can look like an even bigger dick. The tip lights up blue!"

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Camsterguy

It's always that Mexican guy I can never see but always hear.

 

YOUERE A DICK WITHOUT A DICK

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Zodape

Eat my ass.

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GTAboob

"Inbreed d*ckwad!"

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Steven Stevie Stephonsen

The Cops while i was getting away from them the helicopter pilot said and I quote "would you PLEASE stop your car?!" I died laughing they were so desperate they were begging me to give up.

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bensons

A ped infront of me was talking on his phone about going on a road trip, he complained saying:

 

"But I only have a Weenie, it's too small."

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NicoandLuis

police officers from lcpd may say

"I´m so bad I kick my own ass!"

"I´m gon´ to hit you so fast, the blackout comes before the hit!"

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Jenia

Random ped: "I gotta take a shower, because I smell like a dirty piece of sh*t!" Made me laugh a lot lol :lol:

Edited by Jenia

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PedoneRosso

Not a pedestrian's line, but said to one by Michael after hitting him with the car:

"Oh, I'm sorry!"

(because of HOW it's said)

 

And most of the prostitutes' phone conversations, too.

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ChrisMathers3501

Can't think of any NON player character lines, but...

 

"We are going on a journey. A journey of scooters!"

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lizardman563

Not an NPC line, but i always laugh when Michael runs someone over and says "Hey, sorry about that" then a few seconds later adds "not really.."

 

I also lol when an LSPD officer shouts "I KILL FOR A LIVING" or whatever the line is.

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tomuk3

"Niiiiiiigggggaaaahh"

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Luddite

Walkin through town hitting the right D-pad to comment to hookers as I pass when a cab drives by and the D-pad results in a taxi-whistle.

 

Ho says, "You got money for a date if you got money for a cab."

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cc27

Usually in the Vinewood/Rockford Hills area there are a few gay bars and if you almost hit one with a car or they witness you doing anything violent a man in a very flamboyant voice will go

"OhHohOhoHoHo F********************K"

I've been chased by the cops a few times and they called me a f*ggot

And there's one redneck in survival who always shouts "sh*tdick"

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killahmatic

There are some funny ones, but none stand out yet the way that 'cheesy vagina' did in IV.

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Niobium

pretty much every NPC line is unfunny.

 

there is a guy saying "F*CK ME IN THE ASS". he says that EVERY SINGLE F*CKING TIME.

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The Odyssey

Still can't beat the NPC commentary from GTA IV. CHEESY VAGINAS!!!

"No drama for yo mamma" :lol:

Edited by The Odyssey

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GTAmazing

f*ck ME IN THE ASS

Edited by GTAmazing

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saintsrow

Guy walking by in cell phone conversation, "I was gettin' head at 100 miles per hour. Whaddaya think I was doin'??"

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Effects

A cop saying "Your mother shouldve swallowed you" my favorite line in any GTA so far lol

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