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tymaster50

have any NPC lines made you laugh?

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îlîlîlîlîlî

They made the peds normal in this game, kinda disappointing but oh well.

 

Not dialogue, but when I'm wreaking havoc on the streets and then someone screams like,

ahhhhh, AHHHHHHHHHH". so damn funny. Most memorable scream in GTA game to date.

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tymaster50

the redneck lines in survival have to be the funniest lines in any game.

 

"You lookin for sh*t? Cause you just stepped in it"

and "Ahh you're dead!"

"Chester got shot!"

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Lock n' Stock

f*ck me in the ass

That's like the GTA V equivalent of "cheesy vaginas!"

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davav

I was standing in front of a car as Trevor and the driver shouted "hurry up, i must get home. My bitch is horny!"

 

That made me laugh so hard xD.

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AlienWillHeMonsta

Mendoza is always getting shot in every gang.

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Hidden Zombie

Listen to women on their cell phones gossiping about their friends. Good backstabbing fun.

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TheJasonGallant

I don't have any lines, but I like hearing conversations the peds have when they talk to their mobile phone. Usually, they say pretty funny things.

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TabooV2

Honestly? No. The peds in GTA V are very forgettable.

Said no one ever..

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TaazR

Idk the only one I found funny was when I punched some guy and some bitch across the street started running and yelled "HELP! RAPIST!!"

Oh, and when I got hit by a car, and driver stops and says "Is it wrong how turned on I am right now?"

 

But apart from that, the peds in V are sh*tty and nowhere near as funny and random as in IV.

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Snake Without a Tongue

 

Honestly? No. The peds in GTA V are very forgettable.

Said no one ever..

 

 

Except that guy and me. Their conversations are too real. Not to mention when you get close to them they stop talking. The classy hookers sometimes have funny cell phone conversations, but nothing quotable.

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carmelo3

Nothing will ever top "MY MOTHERS MY SISTER!"

 

Pure genius, greatest GTA NPC comment of all time.

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Cutter De Blanc

The quote in my signature. Some creepy homeless lady said that to Trevor. It was just absurd! :lol:

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TheGTAone

 

f*ck me in the ass

That's like the GTA V equivalent of "cheesy vaginas!"

 

Sorry about then.

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Bonnano

I don't know if it's just my hispanic decency, but Puta madre or any quote containing puta ain't funny at all.

 

For me the funniest is when Wade asks Trevor about the "Syrup accident". The pedestrian lines that are the most funny are the hippies on the beach chatting about lettuce as a marijuana substitute.

Edited by Bonnano

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Grand Cannon

"Imma send that bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces."

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Atteez

Not really a quote, but when I'm being shot at by the Merryweather / Marines, I would hear one of them shout: "GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGHHH" in a really deep voice. It sorta sounds like the Hulk was called to kill you.

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Lock n' Stock

Nothing will ever top "MY MOTHERS MY SISTER!"

 

Pure genius, greatest GTA NPC comment of all time.

"What? She's my cousin?"

"I swear, I thought you was my second cousin!"

"Hell no!"

"I'll drill your ass!

Edited by xXGst0395Xx

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Zodape

"Show is over, asshoooole!"

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The4orTy67

The NPC lines are so boring. Nothing compared to IV.

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TaviColen123
SonOfLiberty, on 01 Jan 2014 - 08:14 AM, said:

Honestly? No. The peds in GTA V are very forgettable.

You only say that because of your blatant bias for GTA IV, it's funny how you make fun of people constantly for liking San Andreas and pointing its flaws , which it does have a lot but then turn a blind eye to GTA IV criticism .

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OGLuke

Say it to my ass. thats all i ever hear, dumb pedos

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Murder Merlot

Not funny but disconcerting, I've heard some borderline racist things said to my character by NPCs within the game.

Edited by Murder Merlot

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GTA-Freak-iX

"Inbred moron" - merryweather (online)

"f*ck me in the ass" always makes me laugh

" this bitch can suck a dick, but her breath stink like sh*t!"

" yesterday I just saw a chick who was dressed exactly like me, can you believe that?" It made me chuckle(don't know why) a bit since some peds have clones who look alike

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Drunken Cowboy

"DEATH EMBRACE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!"

- Merryweather

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poppacap10

Damn, there was a funny ass one that a Ballas member said while shooting at me. I can't remember it

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WRATH_OF_POWER

I remember hearing:

"I got the baby powder for your chafing!"

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tymaster50

Some security guard at weazel plaza said something racist to a black character moments after he shot him dead

He said "probably was on welfare"

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Jenia

Kamikaze Attack!

I think it's 'attempt' not attack. Don't mind it if I'm wrong.

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HARDSTYLE83

woman on the phone:

 

"your better not be screwing around..."

"im gonna smeel your dick when i get home.."

 

EPIC

Edited by HARDSTYLE83

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Luuk'

When signing up for a triathlon:

 

'I have trained a lot for this, while ignoring my kids.'

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