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tymaster50

have any NPC lines made you laugh?

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tymaster50

Cheese stick asshole and

"You're dead puta!" make me chuckle. Some of the baller lines are funny too.

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Officer Ronson

''PUTA MADRE!'' - The Cab driver is really memorable.

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tymaster50

This line isn't neccessarily funny but i love hearing it, the old sounding NPC that goes "Wowww", usually if you steal a car near them

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BLOOD

It cool the way almost everyone have their problems to share with other NPCs or we the player when interacting with them with the Right D-Pad.and yeah the taxi guys are funny especially the Mexicans(Not trying to be offensive)btw

Happy New Year Everyone :)

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IntoGloryRide

The hillbilly in Sandy Shores..."Yewww mother f*cker!"

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cholesterol

I just love when some hispanic guy just loses his sh*t and yells:

 

SCUHMBAHHHG!!

 

It's so guttural and exaggerated, makes me laugh every time!

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Loves2Spooge90

My favourite is 'Oh well it's 4:20 somewhere in the world'

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Tupiz

Some classy woman just suddenly said: "I like turtles".

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Travís.

'Did I mess you up good, homes?'

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BackPack

So many good ones.

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grasseyeball

f*ck me in the ass

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Raavi

This never fails to put a big fat grin on my face.

 

 

 

As far as V goes.. Wel..

Edited by Raavi

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Algonquin Assassin

Honestly? No. The peds in GTA V are very forgettable.

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Ermac

PUTA MADRE

 

That's the only one I can think of.

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daliakiller

i love when they scream in panic

OH HOHOHOHO FUHUHUHUHU CK
isnt funny at all, but bring a smile to my face to hear it.

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Haze NOA

lol, yesterday one made me laugh. i was down on the beach, near one of the hippie fire drinking partys and i walk up and one of them said "What if smoking lettuce got you high, and nobody ever knew? I should try it sometime!"

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Upggrade

"Is there any place I'd rather be,

than drunk as a skunk at the Alamo sea?

I told my wife bitch I'm going out for a snack

That was ten years ago and I ain't been back.

Show me the way to Sandy Shores,

I spent all my money on meth and on whores."

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ChrisMathers3501

This one was kinda on-mission, but I like the one where you're driving the drunk home.

 

"Bah bah black sheep, have you any booze?

No sir, no sir, I'm...a sheep..."

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Andrewine

"Oh wow....Oh no....."

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Emperor Zero

f*ck ME IN THE ASS!!!

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Tacymist

Cock sthuckerrrrrrrrrr.

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CryptReaperDorian

The women in the game can be annoyingly funny.

 

I got that one random encounter woman spooked since I shot at her soon-to-be-husband's Patriot since he wouldn't get off my ass. She was like "Oh noOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!!" for ten minutes straight. The bitch's mother must have been a goat.

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Homemade Dynamite

Cocksuckeeeerrrrrrrrrr.

 

Ironic, since he's saying that in a very flamboyant gay tone.

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CryptReaperDorian

*Also in a flamboyant voice.*

 

"You shook me up!"

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Polish_Trucker

Kamikaze Attack!

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visionist

"I can't even take a full hour lunch break!"

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Lowi

gta v has the most funny peds

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Catfish Pie

And these.........

 

"sh*t dick! You hear me ? sh*t dick!"

 

"I'm still waiting to hear back from burger shot"

 

The cops whilst circling me in a chopper : "he's fenced me in!"

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SouthLand

"No, our son is now your problem not mine... *Silence* Well, you could think about that before f*cking my best friend."

 

Something I really found shocking was that I was walking near the Venice Beach Canals and I bumped into a lady accidentally and she said: "Pero sera gilipollas" (What an As*hole). The funny part is that The lady said this with a Spain's accent I would guess from Madrid which is quite shocking since people from Spain living in LA won't even sum to 100 people.

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Geometry

My favorite is, "Killing makes my dick hard!", by far. The LSPD officers say it randomly, and I just love it :lol:

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