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EttoreEnzo

S**t My Mechanic Does

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EttoreEnzo

I don't know if they did this on purpose or not but it's still hilarious.

 

On different occasions when calling him and after he's dropped off my car hes taken a picture of it, tried to jack the car after I got in it, and tried to fight me when getting in the car.

 

Any funny stories with this dude?

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RussianCommie

I don't know if they did this on purpose or not but it's still hilarious.

 

On different occasions when calling him and after he's dropped off my car hes taken a picture of it, tried to jack the car after I got in it, and tried to fight me when getting in the car.

 

Any funny stories with this dude?

Bringing your car and driving it away from you while you're running after him trying to get him to stop.

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Darkclox

He always leaves the f*cking channel X

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Average white guy

He always leaves Radio X playing and for some reason he disappears after dropping of my car.

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Bourjois

Don't blame him, he's struggeling with borderline.

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Ravey Davey

The last few times I've called him, he's basically driven my car past me and off down the road. A couple of times I sniped him out of it, one time I left him to see what he did and he drove all the way round the block before coming back to me. I guess the game couldn't quite work out where I was.

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Kampioen

One time I called him to deliver my vehicle, he said someone was using it. So I look at the map, I'm in the city and I see the car driving all the way up north in Blaine County. I figured someone must have taken my car so I drive over there to take him out. I shoot him, drag him out of my car, to my surprise it's my f*cking mechanic. This piece of sh*t is joyriding in my car and when I tell him to deliver it he tells me he can't.

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djmatao

 

I don't know if they did this on purpose or not but it's still hilarious.

 

On different occasions when calling him and after he's dropped off my car hes taken a picture of it, tried to jack the car after I got in it, and tried to fight me when getting in the car.

 

Any funny stories with this dude?

Bringing your car and driving it away from you while you're running after him trying to get him to stop.

 

 

I hate this!

 

or he will make me work to obtain the car after he drops off. Leaving it behind fences that cant be jumped for example

 

Hes also driven it into the river out near the military base.

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Black & White

He always leaves the f*cking channel X

 

What's wrong with real music? :dontgetit:

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Xcali1985

Drives it on the freeway under the bridge your on and continues at full speed down the freeway. UGH!

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DevilDaRebel

 

 

I don't know if they did this on purpose or not but it's still hilarious.

 

On different occasions when calling him and after he's dropped off my car hes taken a picture of it, tried to jack the car after I got in it, and tried to fight me when getting in the car.

 

Any funny stories with this dude?

Bringing your car and driving it away from you while you're running after him trying to get him to stop.

 

 

I hate this!

 

or he will make me work to obtain the car after he drops off. Leaving it behind fences that cant be jumped for example

 

Hes also driven it into the river out near the military base.

 

 

Did that to me exactly like that except he actually managed to get it out of the river, then i took out my pistol and he disappeared when i tried to shoot him... That slippery bastard.

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Homemade Dynamite

 

He always leaves the f*cking channel X

 

What's wrong with real music? :dontgetit:

 

You're joking right?

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Black & White

 

 

He always leaves the f*cking channel X

 

What's wrong with real music? :dontgetit:

 

You're joking right?

 

 

Comparing channel X to these untalented pop bullsh*t artists. I would go with channel X.

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DevilDaRebel

 

 

 

He always leaves the f*cking channel X

 

What's wrong with real music? :dontgetit:

 

You're joking right?

 

 

Comparing channel X to these untalented pop bullsh*t artists. I would go with channel X.

 

 

Stop derailing for the love of god.

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Jack Reacher

The guy snuck up on me and knocked me out cold, tied me to the back of my car and dragged me along the highway until there was nothing left but rope.

 

Same time tomorrow I suppose...

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Jlogano22

Mine ran over pedestrians then flipped and trashed my car the other day.....

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K-ROSE

He hit a ramp and jumped my Akuma into the ocean and then had the balls to say "That scratch was already there, right?"

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smokingndriving

Mine uses one voice normally and then if you upset him, he uses one of a number of other NPC voices - it's like he's possessed by a redneck or any number of other characters. Never brings the car right to me. He's started to drive away more and more lately. He'll get back in the car and start driving down the street.

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PerceusSOZ

One time he was delivering my Bifta, and my friend in a tank scared him, so I had to chase him all over LS to get it back. You can imagine what he got as punishment, of course.

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dewtech

All of the above really, annoying he tends to stop one block away from me all the time, just what I need when making a quick getaway

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GRANITE_GUNS

Wish we could pick our mechanic from some kind of in-game site or when we buy our apartments, it gripes me when my friends will call up their cars just to have the same guy drop it off with the same weird comments, and all the cars tuned to THE SAME F*CKIN STATION....CHANNEL X.

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dewtech

One thing that made me laugh, between cops and mechanics, there must be no unemployment in Los Santos! :lol:

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Homemade Dynamite

 

 

 

He always leaves the f*cking channel X

 

What's wrong with real music? :dontgetit:

 

You're joking right?

 

 

Comparing channel X to these untalented pop bullsh*t artists. I would go with channel X.

 

I can't even understand what they're saying. It's just a bunch of screaming and yelling.

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dewtech

Channel X isn't terrible, it's not the best either. LS Rock Radio has that.

 

And Rebel for the Convoy theme

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cpsclessx

When he delivers your car on the wrong side of the highway, you have to cross it and then get flattened by other cars while he decides to go all the way to you and rams it on everything he sees. Or when you are on the second level and he goes down the bridge.

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ThatGr

"hey that scratch was there before, right?"

 

NO

Mechanic you cheeky c*nt, that scratch was NOT there before. You had ONE JOB, Mechanic, bring me my goddamned car. Not only did it take me 3 calls to get to you Mechanic, but when you came, you had the f*cking cheek to tell me that you scratched it and blamed it on me, the billionaire with full driving skill. f*ck you Mechanic.

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PerceusSOZ

 

 

 

 

He always leaves the f*cking channel X

 

What's wrong with real music? :dontgetit:

 

You're joking right?

 

Comparing channel X to these untalented pop bullsh*t artists. I would go with channel X.

 

I can't even understand what they're saying. It's just a bunch of screaming and yelling.there are 3 rock radio stations on GTAV. Channel X plays a genre from the late 1990s/early 2000s, which was a hefty time for the screamo genre. Los Santos Rock Radio plays classic rock, generating from around the 1960s. Vinewood Boulevard Radio plays more modern rock, almost anything post-2006.

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Muse182

 

I don't know if they did this on purpose or not but it's still hilarious.

 

On different occasions when calling him and after he's dropped off my car hes taken a picture of it, tried to jack the car after I got in it, and tried to fight me when getting in the car.

 

Any funny stories with this dude?

Bringing your car and driving it away from you while you're running after him trying to get him to stop.

 

 

Ugh I can't stand it when he just drives past me and keeps going. When I catch up to him, he must have the most brutal death I can give. A headshot just won't suffice.

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JOEsAGGRESSIVE

 

He always leaves the f*cking channel X

 

What's wrong with real music? :dontgetit:

 

nothing "real" about it. Its a f*cking emo station hahaha. Real music indeed

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WBaker

My mechanic has a habit of dying a lot soon after getting out of my car.

 

 

That scratch was NOT there before and you didn't need to drive around the block with me chasing after you on foot.

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