People who use tanks are talented.

[Beach Bum Bandit]

We just got bored of owning people with guns and now just want to blow them sky high. The truth is, tank users are more skilled.

 

The reason people bitch about tanks is because they get owned by people like me and then make up some fantasy story of how they sniped about 100 tanks a session. The truth is, you got your ass handed to you.

 

I've never ever been sniped whilst in a tank. I've never been mugged whilst in a tank, and I've never been picked up by a cargobob in a tank. Buzzards are my bitch.

 

Now go cry in the corner you little bitches, whining about a tank owning you in a virtual world.

 

 

[So Awesome]

I've told my pet turtle about this and he's now scared of you bro

Edited December 26, 2013 by beastjeffrey

[mochakaboom]

k thx bye

[Peter Smith]

Big man you are! I cower in fear!

Edited December 26, 2013 by Peter Smith

[Beach Bum Bandit]

Big man you are! I cower in fear!

 

You will be scared when my tank humiliates you.

[anybodykilla]

for real I had this guy running away from me and I was on foot,

I kept messaging him "you are in a tank dumbass why you running"

 

Big man you are! I cower in fear!

 

You will be scared when my tank humiliates you.

 

using a tank is a humiliation in itself,

you might as well get a sex change

[muhmuhhuh]

I bet you dont even have a tank.

[Beach Bum Bandit]

for real I had this guy running away from me and I was on foot,

I kept messaging him "you are in a tank dumbass why you running"

I would run you over.

 

And then spawn kill you like the little bitch you are.

[Con9mm]

Get out of the tank pussy. Skill?

Skill while being protected in 10 tons of armor?

You are f*cking delusional.

[Odesza]

Never been spawn killed by a tank, never will.

 

Will continue smashing kids in TDM without their tanks and blowing up tanks whenever I see them in FR tho.

[MantisFang]

2 tons of armor may take skill to pilot

but this is a video game

 

in this game tanks are for insecure children

or those that seek to put them to bed

isn't it past your bedtime OP?

Edited December 26, 2013 by MantisFang

[Beach Bum Bandit]

Get out of the tank pussy. Skill?

Skill while being protected in 10 tons of armor?

You are f*cking delusional.

 

Like I said, bored of owning chumps with the gun. I want their PV's destroyed.

[gear999]

Were you the person who greeted me this morning in front of my garage with 4 stars on you with their tank? It was at Eclipse Towers.

[vitus]

It's hard not to have a tank by now with all the lsc glitches money, gifted money and buy vehicle at any level glitch

[Beach Bum Bandit]

Never been spawn killed by a tank, never will.

 

Will continue smashing kids in TDM without their tanks and blowing up tanks whenever I see them in FR tho.

 

You've never met me and you don't want to. I'd make you sell this game after the amount of ownage I'd give to you.

[Odesza]

 

Never been spawn killed by a tank, never will.

 

Will continue smashing kids in TDM without their tanks and blowing up tanks whenever I see them in FR tho.

 

You've never met me and you don't want to. I'd make you sell this game after the amount of ownage I'd give to you.

 

I would treat you the same way I treat every tank I run into, by that I mean blowing you up from higher ground and then killing you 2-3 more times when you spawn because it's hilarious.

Edited December 26, 2013 by Odesza

[Beach Bum Bandit]

 

 

Never been spawn killed by a tank, never will.

 

Will continue smashing kids in TDM without their tanks and blowing up tanks whenever I see them in FR tho.

 

You've never met me and you don't want to. I'd make you sell this game after the amount of ownage I'd give to you.

 

I would treat you the same way I treat every tank I run into, by that I mean blowing you up from higher ground and then killing you 2-3 more times when you spawn because it's hilarious.

 

 

 

 

My tank would be on the opposite roof waiting to greet you.

[MantisFang]

if you were that good you wouldn't feel the need to pretend on the internet

is this therapy for your infuriating losses?

[anybodykilla]

 

for real I had this guy running away from me and I was on foot,

I kept messaging him "you are in a tank dumbass why you running"

I would run you over.

 

And then spawn kill you like the little bitch you are.

 

little bitch? says the guy who goes passive after I blow up his tank on foot,

yeah tank drivers are talented, I never seen anyone switch to passive so fast,

just stay in your tank with your teddy bear,

under the cover from the monsters

[Furry_Monkey]

Yeah, the tank drivers I just came across were really skilled indeed! I was shocked how skilled they were.

 

There was a group of 4 or 5 of them, and there I was, minding my own business flying from building to building and sniping them out of their tanks. I counted 17 kills in total, without 1 death, and they were all on mics really shouting at each other. I couldn't understand most of what they said as it was a language I don't speak, but I did hear the words "furry" and "monkey" shouted a lot.

 

That's when they owned me with their skill. It *was* pure skill the way they fixed the problem. They kicked me from the session.

 

I was owned. Those tank drivers owned me. Pwned by mad skillz.

[MantisFang]

that

 

 

for real I had this guy running away from me and I was on foot,

I kept messaging him "you are in a tank dumbass why you running"

 

little bitch? says the guy who goes passive after I blow up his tank on foot,

 

yeah tank drivers are talented, I never seen anyone switch to passive so fast,

just stay in your tank with your teddy bear,

under the cover from the monsters

 

Edited December 26, 2013 by MantisFang

[gear999]

I once owned a modder kid in his tank. Here is the story that I posted in another topic:

 

Today is the noble day that I trolled a level 22 twat that had a tank.

That kid was blowing everyone up (including me) for no reason. I voted to kick him and realized he was level 22. He didn't get kicked but his tank eventually blew up. So I got my Entity, hid my blip on the radar, and went to his location. He was driving an Entity too but, he was on his way to his tank. I shot his car. He arrived at the tank before I could kill him but he made a big mistake. He didn't immediately get in the tank, instead, he tried to shoot me with his assault rifle. I managed to kill him from my car with my handy micro SMG. I got in his tank then spawnkilled him. I'm no tank griefer or a little kid, I just wanted revenge for what he did to the players and his money hacking and also doing the buy a tank at any rank glitch. Boy it was fun.

[muhmuhhuh]

 

Never been spawn killed by a tank, never will.

 

Will continue smashing kids in TDM without their tanks and blowing up tanks whenever I see them in FR tho.

 

You've never met me and you don't want to.

 

I get the feeling that sentiment applies to many, many people...

[GTA Forums User99521]

We just got bored of owning people with guns and now just want to blow them sky high. The truth is, tank users are more skilled.

 

The reason people bitch about tanks is because they get owned by people like me and then make up some fantasy story of how they sniped about 100 tanks a session. The truth is, you got your ass handed to you.

 

I've never ever been sniped whilst in a tank. I've never been mugged whilst in a tank, and I've never been picked up by a cargobob in a tank. Buzzards are my bitch.

 

Now go cry in the corner you little bitches, whining about a tank owning you in a virtual world.

 

 

I'm still laughing at this.I hope your joking.If not please go f*ck yourself.

[Beach Bum Bandit]

if you were that good you wouldn't feel the need to pretend on the internet

is this therapy for your infuriating losses?

My therapy is crushing you chumps.

Yeah, the tank drivers I just came across were really skilled indeed! I was shocked how skilled they were.

 

There was a group of 4 or 5 of them, and there I was, minding my own business flying from building to building and sniping them out of their tanks. I counted 17 kills in total, without 1 death, and they were all on mics really shouting at each other. I couldn't understand most of what they said as it was a language I don't speak, but I did hear the words "furry" and "monkey" shouted a lot.

 

That's when they owned me with their skill. It *was* pure skill the way they fixed the problem. They kicked me from the session.

 

I was owned. Those tank drivers owned me. Pwned by mad skillz.

 

Meet someone like me with skill, with or without a tank you'll be crying. I never been sniped in a tank.

[SIDtheWHISTLE]

Sounds like OP just found his first pube and thinks he's a big boy

[Mpirerocks]

Bottom line it's more fun f$&king sh!t up in a tank.. Excuse my language.

[GTA Forums User99521]

 

 

if you were that good you wouldn't feel the need to pretend on the internet

is this therapy for your infuriating losses?

My therapy is crushing you chumps.Could you jump of a bridge?Please?

[Beach Bum Bandit]

 

We just got bored of owning people with guns and now just want to blow them sky high. The truth is, tank users are more skilled.

 

The reason people bitch about tanks is because they get owned by people like me and then make up some fantasy story of how they sniped about 100 tanks a session. The truth is, you got your ass handed to you.

 

I've never ever been sniped whilst in a tank. I've never been mugged whilst in a tank, and I've never been picked up by a cargobob in a tank. Buzzards are my bitch.

 

Now go cry in the corner you little bitches, whining about a tank owning you in a virtual world.

 

 

I'm still laughing at this.I hope your joking.If not please go f*ck yourself.

 

 

You read like one of my victims. One of many, depressed and sad at the beating.

[Furry_Monkey]

Meet someone like me with skill, with or without a tank you'll be crying. I never been sniped in a tank.

 

 

PS3 or Xbox? I'll meet you whenever you like, either open session or invite only. Up to you