Looking to hire a bodyguard (PS3)

[tymaster50]

2 bodyguards max and a driver. We ride around in a limo while i spread the cash.

 

We can discuss pay in a PM, its way more than a fair days pay though

[danieleitam1]

there is an bodyguard service already they cost alot of money

Edited December 26, 2013 by danieleitam1

[tymaster50]

there is an bodyguard service already they cost alot of money

i can pay more than a billion a day

[need_prison_bus]

id be keen only if you didn't pay me anything (already rich) and your put the bounties on yourself rather than just give cash so that its actually fun trying to protect you from the bounty hunters

Edited December 26, 2013 by need_prison_bus

[Mpirerocks]

That actually sounds fun. New way to use bountys.. Set them on a crew member and protect them. I like this.

[ZOMBIELOCO]

I would be glad to be your bodyguard and or driver, whichever you choose if you agree, add me on psn: ZOMBIELOCO_GAMER

[Blackous666]

id be keen only if you didn't pay me anything (already rich) and your put the bounties on yourself rather than just give cash so that its actually fun trying to protect you from the bounty hunters

this

[tymaster50]

to put a bounty on myself i would have to steal cars until someone feels like being an asshole and calling me out on my sh*t, which could take forever lol.

[need_prison_bus]

just go to vinewood hills and steal all the luxary supercars should'nt take more than 5 thefts to get a bounty

 

to put a bounty on myself i would have to steal cars until someone feels like being an asshole and calling me out on my sh*t, which could take forever lol.

[ZOMBIELOCO]

When you gonna choose the bodyguards and the driver tymaster50?

[Scuba910]

id be keen only if you didn't pay me anything (already rich) and your put the bounties on yourself rather than just give cash so that its actually fun trying to protect you from the bounty hunters

Yea I like that idea too. I'm down

Psn: vxv_suwu_vxv

[tymaster50]

Idk anyone can join lol. I have a bounty on me right now. The real surprise is that i can't die lol, so even if they get past you guys they won't get anything but a feeling of disappointment

[Low_heights]

What's your psn? Ill join you in 10 mins and we can set bounties on each other, and ill be your bodyguard and driver, I don't need the money btw

[ZOMBIELOCO]

Oh, that's a bummer. I thought it was how you described it on the initial post

[Tassimo]

Funnier to be two players, each have a tank.. hide in a corner.. set 9000k bountys on eachothers.. wait until someone comes.. then they met two tanks facing them, lol.

[tymaster50]

Oh, that's a bummer. I thought it was how you described it on the initial post

i mean anyone can can be one of the two guards if thats what you're talking about.

[masterconch87]

Funnier to be two players, each have a tank.. hide in a corner.. set 9000k bountys on eachothers.. wait until someone comes.. then they met two tanks facing them, lol.

much skill

[Tassimo]

 

Funnier to be two players, each have a tank.. hide in a corner.. set 9000k bountys on eachothers.. wait until someone comes.. then they met two tanks facing them, lol.

much skill

 

its not like im going rampage with the tanks.. i only camp with it and those who comes will die.. then they can go somewehere else.. dont follow them.. just funny to see the reaction when they see the two tanks..

[Black & White]

Well... I just recently received $591 million dollars. Anyone interested to protect me?

[Low_heights]

If any needs protecting send me a pm and ill add you and will protect, drive you around, and be your bodyguard for free

[TezST]

^same!

 

Psn lemonNloaf

[SLIMCOGNITO101]

the special operations 1st battalion mercenary force has you covered wec specialize in tac driving vip mission transport high priority vehicle trannsport contact us if interested slimcognito 101 on ps n

[tymaster50]

Jeez I made this topic as a joke lol didn't think anyone would actually seriously reply but if you're truly interested PM me and if you just need money then PM me.

[LosSantosKing]

From R*

 

"To keep the gameplay environment as fair as possible for legitimate players, we routinely do sweeps to separate out cheaters and modders, and to reverse any illegitimate transactions. These sweeps are based on in-game automated detection, examination of suspicious gameplay statistics, and also manually-reviewed evidence submitted by the Community. If you were not engaged in any willful cheating or exploiting yourself, you do not need to worry about getting caught up in our work to separate out cheaters from the rest of the population."

[DevsNzL]

Jeez I made this topic as a joke lol didn't think anyone would actually seriously reply but if you're truly interested PM me and if you just need money then PM me.

dude man i need a bodyguard, it's scary I swear I am being stalked, in here online scared i going to get killed gee's how much you charge.

From R*

 

"To keep the gameplay environment as fair as possible for legitimate players, we routinely do sweeps to separate out cheaters and modders, and to reverse any illegitimate transactions. These sweeps are based on in-game automated detection, examination of suspicious gameplay statistics, and also manually-reviewed evidence submitted by the Community. If you were not engaged in any willful cheating or exploiting yourself, you do not need to worry about getting caught up in our work to separate out cheaters from the rest of the population."

and you supposed to scare people with this random post or sumtink, i mean really what you trying to do, oh you sayign bad boys you going to be dealt with give this guy a bloody cookie.

[LosSantosKing]

@DevsNzL

 

You are a FOOL and CHEAT.

 

Do us all a favour and jump off a cliff!

Edited December 29, 2013 by LosSantosKing

[DevsNzL]

@DevsNzL

 

You are a FOOL and CHEAT.

 

Do us all a favour and jump off a cliff!

 

LMFAO ok now I know dealing with a kid , so here's a cookie and a glass of milk, should help you sleep well tonight.

 

Edited December 29, 2013 by DevsNzL

[LosSantosKing]

@DevsNzL

 

Why would i post something LEGIT from R* if i were a "kid"?

 

Think and say what you want.

Good luck when future DLC comes out (Casino, Race track, Bank heists, etc) because you won't be playing the game.

R* are going over everyones account now and are weeding out all of you so they can put this DLC in place.

Have fun not playing it

[ZOMBIELOCO]

Come on peeps, act mature

[SLIMCOGNITO101]

i am actually hoping rockstar games take away the 2 bill i have i started a new character so i would not have that money it just transferred over i think it ruin the intensive to play the game i made a request to rockstar but they never responded any ideas