Luddite Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 On the first day of GTA, Rockstar gave to me... Trevor Mike and Brad escaping terribly. On the second day of GTA...etc etc next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lol232 Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 On the second day of Franklin repo's a car with Lamar, they later repo a bike but Lamar give it to their boss, Simeon later. Then he has to repo an SUV and sh*t start to get intense when Michael notices Franklin repoing it, gets in the car, later jumps out and tells Franklin to drive to his workplace, then he has to crash through a window, and Michael kicks Simeon's ass. Luddite 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
high91 Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 (edited) on the third day of christmas rockstar gave to me, vehicles that disapear frequentlyyyyyyyyyyy EDIT: I forgot to mention, thank you for this thread. It will be funny Edited December 25, 2013 by high91 Luddite 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luddite Posted December 25, 2013 Author Share Posted December 25, 2013 I'm not sure if you get the idea. but fine. On the the second day of GTA Rockstar gave to me: On the second day of Franklin repo's a car with Lamar, they later repo a bike but Lamar give it to their boss, Simeon later. Then he has to repo an SUV and sh*t start to get intense when Michael notices Franklin repoing it, gets in the car, later jumps out and tells Franklin to drive to his workplace, then he has to crash through a window, and Michael kicks Simeon's ass. and Mike Brad and Trev escaping terribly. I was more thinking along the lines of...: .... 4 3 2 repo'd cars and...etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raavi Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 (edited) Why not? On the third day of christmas, Rockstar Gave to me 3 chrome-y adders Edited December 25, 2013 by Raavi Luddite 1 – overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polish_Trucker Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 (edited) On the forth day of Christmas, Rockstar gave me, four sh*tty DLC's that no one else appreci-y-ates. Edited December 25, 2013 by Polish_Trucker UltraGizmo64 and Luddite 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luddite Posted December 25, 2013 Author Share Posted December 25, 2013 Five(5) freaking staaarrrrsss. sicksick6ix 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
high91 Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 on the fifth day of christmas R* didnt give to me, single player dlc Luddite 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evad3rs Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 On the 6th day of Christmas R* give to me a free ride with a prostitute Luddite 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homemade Dynamite Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 (edited) On the 7th day of Christmas R* gave to me, seven modders a modding. Edited December 25, 2013 by NightSpectre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mambonutz Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 On the 8th day of Christmas R* gave to us, 8 tanks a blasting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Goldcard Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 On the 9th day of Christmas, a modder gave to me 9 BILLION DOLLARS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aronius_M Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 On the 10th day of Christmas, GTA gave to us, 10 Buzzards clashing!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDredMan Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 On the 11th day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me. A multimillion dollar bounty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showstopper 26 Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 On the 12th day of Christmas Rockstar gave to me a game that they misled and lied to us for years about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrIbby Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 On the first day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me overyhped marketing. On the second day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me terrible story. One the third day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me atrocious physics. On the fourth day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me overpriced beach bum DLC. On the fifth day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me police acting like Robocops. On the sixth day of Christmas, Cockstar gave to me god awful music. On the seventh day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me a boring map. On the eighth day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me forgettable characters. On the ninth day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me a demo version of the game. On the tenth day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me boring peds. On the eleventh day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me no pc version of GTA V. On the twelfth Christmas, Rockstar gave to me a day one patch On the thirteenth day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me online only updates. On the fourteenth day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me cut content disguised as DLC. On the fifteenth day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me no ability to keep the car engine running. On the sixteenth day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me no online heists. On the seventeenth day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me a late content creator. On the eighteenth day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me pointless special abilities On the nineteenth day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me no real antagonist. On the twentieth day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me bad customisation. On the twenty-first day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me terrible graphics On the twenty-second day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me pointless cameos. On the twenty-third day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me dumbed down game. On the twentyfourth day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me an untested game. On the twenty-fifth day of Christmas, Rockstar gave to me a pirated version of GTA V on PC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
high91 Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 @MrIbby: The last one is funny cuz it rhymes dude and will eventually be the case either way lol..........and a partridge in a pear tree....no thats my adhd kicking in UltraGizmo64 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
high91 Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 ...and a monkey in a banana tree just could not resist ....we should do 100 Days of GTA/R* so we can hear more funny-ness ....anyone?.... On the 13th day of christmas, R* gave to me...police with pin point accuraacyyyyy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
high91 Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Knew it would be a failure, but its better than COMPLAINT threads. Ah well...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raavi Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Christmas is over, see you next year fellows! On the last day of Christmas Raavi gave me to me, one giant lock. Luddite 1 – overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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