So it finally happened to me.

[T0X1C]

So I was in freemode having a casual shootout with some c*nt who I got a mugger to pull out of a tank, when a little notification pops up in the corner of the screen informing me that Shaunydepp has given me a freaken sh*t ton of money. Ha, the inevitable has happened to me. I have joined the Unwilling Millionaires Club. Such a shame, I was literally about to buy like 1000 cash cards.

 

It seems we have a bit of a predicament here. The majority of my friends have had this happen to them and, so I must assume, most of GTAO are unwilling millionaires too! Now, considering Rockstar's complete incompetence and the apparent asininity of their coders, I don't feel that they can fight these hackers who are clearly far more intelligent. (They patch the glitch to get to North Yankton in GTAO from the prologue but forget to patch it for the other North Yankton mission? Seriously? It never occured to any of them?) Seemingly the only solution is a socio-economic solution.

 

Most of us are now rich beyond comparison (you know... if we don't compare ourselves to each other). The playing field must now be leveled! Jack up the prices! $10 000 for each can of Sprunk. $2 million for a decent suit jacket. A little hyperinflation never hurt anyone. Sure, people without cash-dollar will be pretty f*cked, but how can capitalism thrive without a little poverty?

Of course, the inflation rate will cause the modders to quickly up the value of their gifts, resulting in the cycle, repeating itself. Soon GTAO will become the videogame twin of modern day Zimbabwe, but instead of AIDS and Mugabe we'll have Gerald and temporary elf hats. That's the dream, isnt it?

 

What, you have a better idea?

 

TL:DR

I'm rich. Rockstar are f*cking retarded, far less intelligent than the hackers. They can't fix this with patches. Hyperinflation is all that can be done. GTAO becomes Zimbabwe = best case scenario. Poverty. Freedom. Gerald. Capitalism. 'Murica. Yeah.

 

I hope you don't think I'm being serious. Thanks for the incompetence, Rockstar.

Edited December 25, 2013 by T0X1C

[Furry_Monkey]

You just wanted to tell somebody, didn't you?

[hercules888]

You just wanted to tell somebody, didn't you?

 

boy you really like giving your opinion to people who really could care less...

[deanstroyer]

you did not need to start a new thread, you could of posted in a existent thread. please delete your account

[gtafanzboiz]

you did not need to start a new thread, you could of posted in a existent thread. please delete your account

[need_prison_bus]

"Soon GTAO will become the videogame twin of modern day Zimbabwe, but instead of AIDS and Mugabe we'll have Gerald and temporary elf hats." - This made me chuckle.