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Who's ready for Christmas Noobs!?

NachoTheBeast

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Shootinalloveryourface

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There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.

I will be parked outside, in my tank.

 

What clothes store is it? I wanna give them the tank welcome

 

It's the Binco's South of the city my friend.

 

 

There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.

I will be parked outside, in my tank.

You dirty bastard lolol

Haha. No sorry, muahahaha

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Brazilian Mermaid

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New player joins his first freeroam lobby.... Player recieves 1billion dollars. Imagine his reaction. Lol

 

This would be his reaction:

 

2vuaijk.gif

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Miscer

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There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.

 

I will be parked outside, in my tank.

i like this idea

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HeroicFails

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There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.

 

I will be parked outside, in my tank.

Your a genius, also, might do that, maybe even block the door while a few of them are in there. its christmas right now, and when i got online ive found a few, so i might just go and do the trap now > : D

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Shootinalloveryourface

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There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.

I will be parked outside, in my tank.

 

i like this idea

 

 

There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.

I will be parked outside, in my tank.

 

Your a genius, also, might do that, maybe even block the door while a few of them are in there. its christmas right now, and when i got online ive found a few, so i might just go and do the trap now > : D

 

Thanks :) about to jump on for a couple of hours, these eager noobs should be gearing up about now. May the killings commence.

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NachoTheBeast

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Lol xD The cloud servers are gonna explode for the next couple of hours. XD And so are the noobs >:D lol

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hallobree

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my problem is that the current matchmaking doesn't allow me to get lobbies with christmas noobs as I am level 150... Any opinions on this?

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Shootinalloveryourface

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my problem is that the current matchmaking doesn't allow me to get lobbies with christmas noobs as I am level 150... Any opinions on this?

You could create a second character but you'd have to glitch some RP to buy another tank. Though stealing a Buzzard wouldn't be too difficulty but the killings would be less relentless.

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Stephen

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Christmas noob gets gifted 1 bill in free roam, goes to his second or 3rd race which is hacked, and becomes instant level 100 plus.

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SetOnFire

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The greatest thing about noobs is their naivety. Just in 1 hour, I farmed 5 "trust no one" kills by offering them a free car under the false pretence of Christmas spirit :p

 

The tattoo shall be mine soon ...mwahahahaha !

 

 

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need_prison_bus

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Im sure you're fun at parties.

 

Christmas noobs?

 

too busy laughing at the glitch kiddies

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Con9mm

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I'm here to eat Xmas cookies and Kill.....and I'm all out of Xmas cookies.

 

Noobs...stay away from strangers. I don't forgive and I don't give anyone the benefit of the doubt ever since I believed some guy on a mic that he came in peace and asked me not to kill them and guess what? I fell for it!!

So noobs beware I'm not forgiving.

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am30

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A level 3 player challenged me (level 51) to a one on one death match. Not a good idea seeing as I had just picked up a crate containing a mini-gun. He didn't last very long.

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Mr Monoply

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Except 1bil has no real value at the moment what can a Lv1 do with it? other than sports & super cars he can't mod

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hallobree

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cant find these goddamn noob sessions. Is the K/D ratio for both charakters the samewhen I create a second charakter or is it splitted?

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Purple_Eclipse

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There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.

 

I will be parked outside, in my tank.

A tank? Lame...

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S-M-O-K-E

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Trolled some noobs for about an hour earlier. Was good fun. I intend on welcoming more later with free, rigged to blow cars.

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djmatao

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New player joins his first freeroam lobby.... Player recieves 1billion dollars. Imagine his reaction. Lol

 

This would be his reaction:

 

2vuaijk.gif

 

 

After months of lurking on this forum, I came across this post which made me join just so I can say

 

Best Comment ive seen in a long time!

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OOM 313

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I watch the kill feed. If I notice people f*cking with a newbie, I swoop down with a chopper and resque them. Then I ask if they want a maxed out car to keep/sell.

 

Feels good to help people.

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GoodGreen

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I went searching for noobs and found god mode glitchers. I must can only play with other cheaters because I have not found a noob all Christmas/ winter break.

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Joe89NUFC

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already slaughtered quite a number of players under rank 10 since the 25th. easy kills, they just cant compete with a minigun

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Zwenkwiel

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the noobs were fun

especially when I was playing santa's little helper

got some really cool reactions

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Shootinalloveryourface

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There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.

I will be parked outside, in my tank.

 

A tank? Lame...'Twas a great day.

 

http://rsg.ms/1c80TXL

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OOM 313

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I run my own griefer/hacker extermination service. For you newbies being harrased by someone with an inferiority complex, help is only a text message away!

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We Are Ninja

We Are Ninja

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Except 1bil has no real value at the moment what can a Lv1 do with it? other than sports & super cars he can't mod

^ This.

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SkunkonToast

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Am I the only one who would help them? More players must be good for this game. I enjoy playing so by that logic the more people to play with makes it all the better.

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