Who's ready for Christmas Noobs!?

[NachoTheBeast]

It's that time of the year again, children. Exactly that: children. The time when all ESRB ratings go down the drain and kids begin their journeys with their first console, first game, first multiplayer, and whatnot. The time of the year when millions of noobs will log onto Gta Online for the first time. Will you scare then into thinking that online is as dangerous as its rumored, or will you help them out in their hour of need and pimp them out a car for them to sell?

 

Question: What will you do for/to the Christmas Noobs?

 

Happy Holidays guys

[Monkey Toes]

Mic off, guns out, open wallet.

[iTz-JoNeSy]

OP was abused as a child. The thing that annoys me most in this world, is paying tax to fund such a pointless human being.

[Lupin III]

Buy a chrome Adder with the gaudiest wheels possible, wire it up to an ignition bomb and abandon it with the door open.

Edited December 24, 2013 by Lupin III

[NachoTheBeast]

Easy Itz Jonesy, I never said I was gonna go crazy on em, dang. I think the only one who was abused was you, since I'm just trying to have a little fun.

[Darkclox]

Lol OP is an asshole

[gavakas]

I will put 170 bullets in their virtual heads.

[Ninjambie]

I will help them get to that first re-spawn screen where they meet that one guy from Epsilon.

[NachoTheBeast]

Lol how did I sink so low Dx

[NukedPratorian]

Pity them for getting a highly broken online game for a gift and hope they at least enjoy single player.

[Kampioen]

I'm going to pretend to be their GTA guide, then rape them.

[NachoTheBeast]

Dang now that I look back I do sound like an asshole on this post looool woops

[Lupin III]

Dang now that I look back I do sound like an asshole on this post looool woops

I still love you.

[Areyousad]

Tbf new players should get a separate server whilst they are below say level 10, or else they will quit if they are killed 24/7 by tanks etc...

 

It would only be fair i mean we all started together at level 1 why should new players have to play with tanks, and miniguns etc, this is irrelevant to the fact half of the playerbase glitched their ranks and tanks and money...

[NachoTheBeast]

Yeah, I wouldn't want them to suffer either poor guys, I mean I remember logging on the first time too, guy tank griefed me for like 20 minutes and I didn't realize I could join a new lobby so I just kept shooting it with my pistol :3

[Der Süden]

They will help me to unlock the LSPD tint for some weapons.

[God-eater]

I will help them get to that first re-spawn screen where they meet that one guy from Epsilon.

 

I forgot about that!

 

Ninjambie, your sig - gold.

[Shootinalloveryourface]

There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.

 

I will be parked outside, in my tank.

[Zondar]

Take it easy on them bros.

Remember today's crack babies grow up to be tomorrow's psycho killers!

[iVoltScopez V2]

Fully mod a car out and give it to people to sell... I want to be nice this year.

[Wallywhitehurst]

Christmas noobs are going to be able to have all the stuff you have, and with the rp glitches you won't even know they are noobs.

[JohnGazman]

I'm prepared. As they'll all probably have PS4s and Xbox Ones, it'll just be business as usual.

[Sir Michael]

Lol, let's get Rhinos and Lazers, so we can blitzkrieg those bitches. ;3

I'm amazed that I haven't seen this yet.. Lol.

[Jlogano22]

I enjoy more of the pissing someone off then getting a message that I'm a F*** POS kid Christmas noob when I'm everything but lol

[codename_duchess]

There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.

 

I will be parked outside, in my tank.

What clothes store is it? I wanna give them the tank welcome

[Jlogano22]

There is a clothes store any new GTA player must go to during the tutorial.

 

I will be parked outside, in my tank.

You dirty bastard lolol

[Reedseed12345]

Christmas Is Coming..........

Edited December 24, 2013 by Reedseed12345

[am30]

I'll help them out with missions. Let's face it, they'll be the only ones interested in missions now seeing as everyone is filthy rich.

 

Life's too short to be an a-hole to everyone.

[The4orTy67]

I will put 170 bullets in their virtual heads.

Nice one motherf*cker.

[SecludedMemory]

Unless someone without some kind of assault rifle f*cks with me first I don't f*ck with them. Why turn off new players from the game? I don't know about everyone else but I want more people to play with.