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What I'd be doing if I were boss of R*

KimberJane

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KimberJane

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So these nobhead hackers are ruining the game with their constant money gifting. Some of you may think the hackers are awesome but I for one do not. I've been playing legit from day one and had a nice collection of cars, a decent apartment and around $2m in the bank.

Well that was until yesterday where it seemed no matter what you did to avoid the hackers they found you and gave you multi millions, so now my balance stands at around $940m. I don't freaking want the money!!

 

So Rockstar should shut down GTA online for a few days and do the following:

 

1. Add a feature where you have to agree to receive cash from another player (been mentioned before by others).

 

Okay so that won't do any good to those of us already sitting on laundered money, so moving onto this next one...

 

2. Implement an amnesty. Any money received from hackers you have a week to hand it back to R*. To hand it back to R* it comes in the form of a charitable donation to one of many made me charities online. I'm sure R* could come up with some satirical names. To do this it's in the form of another option in the phone menu.

 

The legit players won't mind this happening I'm sure. Sure GTA ONLINE being down for a few days will annoy some but it's all for the good of the game, those unhappy and quitting then good riddence!

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ClippedWings

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All of these who say "I don't want money" should have every single of their dime taken away so they couldn't buy anything, not even a single bullet. Then I'd like to see how long would they cling to their "I don't want money" motto..

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Furry_Monkey

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All of these who say "I don't want money" should have every single of their dime taken away so they couldn't buy anything, not even a single bullet. Then I'd like to see how long would they cling to their "I don't want money" motto..

I've not seen anyone say that. Could you link to someone saying it?

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"legit", "amnesty"... go f*ck yourself. You do realize that all of these swag cars you earned the money for legitimately are not real, right? You earned nothing, you have nothing, it's a f*cking game. Congratulations for not having a life and therefore the ability to grind like a dipsh*t for all those swag cars in your garage... Or are you an even bigger idiot who pissed away real money on cash cards for something you already paid for? It's a game, a open world sand box game for sh*t sake, f*ck you for telling everyone how to enjoy it "legitimately". Your opinions ARE NOT FACTS.

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gtahighroller

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"legit", "amnesty"... go f*ck yourself. You do realize that all of these swag cars you earned the money for legitimately are not real, right? You earned nothing, you have nothing, it's a f*cking game. Congratulations for not having a life and therefore the ability to grind like a dipsh*t for all those swag cars in your garage... Or are you an even bigger idiot who pissed away real money on cash cards for something you already paid for? It's a game, a open world sand box game for sh*t sake, f*ck you for telling everyone how to enjoy it "legitimately". Your opinions ARE NOT FACTS.

 

finally someone said it. everyone whos anti glitch should take their desire to make money and use it to make real money, not gta dollars. its funny how they call glitchers angry children who cant accomplish or work for anything. but id say its childish to take excessive pride in video game accomplishments

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mister2au

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1st thing I will do is fire the guy in charge of coding

Absolute genius ... get rid of the guy who knows how the game is coded ... that'll make things work better

 

Oh but wait ... chances are half of the coders are working on the PC version anyway ... and Rockstar clearly wouldn't want that finished would they?

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Furry_Monkey

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I'd be spending my time worrying profusely about all the negative comments being made on this and other similar forums. I'd be concerned about the *fact* that my company is solely responsible for stealing from players, not only their time, but their dreams. I'd be VERY worried about the repercussions of the way our loyal customers have been treated, knowing that we may never make any money from them again.

 

Wait... Did someone say money?

 

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Lee Everett

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Wait... Did someone say money?

 

You make a good point with the picture you posted. I change my mind, if I was boss I would take a nice holiday vacation to Florida. Maybe go in a private jet.

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Dr B1G

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Basically what I'd do is sack all the devs, resign and sail off into the sunset with all the billions I've just made. Happy Days

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Lee Everett

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Basically what I'd do is sack all the devs, resign and sail off into the sunset with all the billions I've just made. Happy Days

 

Lmfao. Yeah you make a good point there.

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Goldzero

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Why can't they just create a simple f*cking code that bans every player who have given X amount of money? Problem solved.

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finally someone said it. everyone whos anti glitch should take their desire to make money and use it to make real money, not gta dollars. its funny how they call glitchers angry children who cant accomplish or work for anything. but id say its childish to take excessive pride in video game accomplishments

 

Glitching is cheating in my book. I take great pride in the fact that I don`t cheat.

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vipprimo

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Sexually harass an intern.

 

Somebody needs to hire you right now! You could possibly advance to leader of the free world or at least out of the mail room. ;)

 

I understand people who want to play this game within the confines of how it was created. I understand that you feel that those people are cheating and they are. The people they're giving the money to aren't. I'm sorry, they just aren't. R* didn't move to do anything significant and took away their credibility to fend off hackers and now they feel they can get away with it. So I hate to say this, but welcome to the new reality. If you don't like it, you don't have to play. If you do, you're going to have to deal with it the way it is.

 

Honestly, the only way Rockstar will ever move on this is if they see a steep decline in players and I tend to wonder if they would even care about that because they've already got their money for the game.

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RedDagger

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This is why you can't be the 'boss' (lol) of Rockstar. If any of the solutions to these problems were easily writable in a few paragraphs, I don't imagine they'd be problems to a billion-dollar game studio.

 

Why can't they just create a simple f*cking code that bans every player who have given X amount of money? Problem solved.

 

What is this simple f*cking code, may I ask? Also it's a bit of a knee-jerk reaction to just ban them. There's a reason someone who's managed to be the 'boss' of Rockstar hasn't done this.

 

I'd be spending my time worrying profusely about all the negative comments being made on this and other similar forums. I'd be concerned about the *fact* that my company is solely responsible for stealing from players, not only their time, but their dreams. I'd be VERY worried about the repercussions of the way our loyal customers have been treated, knowing that we may never make any money from them again.

Knowing how people react to Rockstar in general I'm having a hard time knowing if this is satire or not.

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sexboxlive

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If I were the boss of R* I would rub myself down with billions of actual dollars and do a couple lines off a strippers back before I trolled GTA forums all afternoon

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The4orTy67

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That's why you aren't boss of rockstar.

 

Shut online down for maintenance.. what a joke.

You should be boss of Rockstar motherf*cker.
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Wallywhitehurst

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"legit", "amnesty"... go f*ck yourself. You do realize that all of these swag cars you earned the money for legitimately are not real, right? You earned nothing, you have nothing, it's a f*cking game. Congratulations for not having a life and therefore the ability to grind like a dipsh*t for all those swag cars in your garage... Or are you an even bigger idiot who pissed away real money on cash cards for something you already paid for? It's a game, a open world sand box game for sh*t sake, f*ck you for telling everyone how to enjoy it "legitimately". Your opinions ARE NOT FACTS.

 

finally someone said it. everyone whos anti glitch should take their desire to make money and use it to make real money, not gta dollars. its funny how they call glitchers angry children who cant accomplish or work for anything. but id say its childish to take excessive pride in video game accomplishments

I think we're just frustrated that all of the hacking and glitching have broken the game. Rockstar intended for people to acquire things over time, you can agree or disagree with that decision but it's what rockstar intended. All of this cash glitching eliminated that type of character progression, and whatever semblance of a game was left has been adversely hit by god modes and other invincibility bugs. I understand not liking the decisions a company makes regarding design but why buy a product if you have to cheat to get what you want out of it, why not play something else that had a design more in line with what you are looking for, unless it really is just about being a dickbag.

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What I'd be doing if I were boss of R*? I'd be sitting in a hot tub filled with Cristal Champagne and Playboy Bunnies. I'd wipe my ass with real hundred dollar bills and mail them out as Christmas presents. Finally every time I would read a post about what I should do I would kick a puppy.

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Furry_Monkey

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If I were the boss of Rockstar, as a Christmas present to all the whining bitches on this forum I'd run a database query and push billions of dollars into all your accounts, and then ban the lot of you for receiving hacked monies.

 

Merry Christmas motherf*ckers. Now get off my servers so I can get some fresh meat!

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WBaker

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So Rockstar should shut down GTA online for a few days and do the following:

 

 

It took 8 patches to stop the lsc resell glitch. Gtao wouldn't be down for just a couple days.

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BarryRiley

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Jesus some people take this far too seriously. You don't want the money? Don't spend it. There, I solved your problem

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If I was boss of rockstar I would hire a bunch of fake online posters acting like they don't want free money

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