Foulcrumb Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 (edited) The online portion of the game fails to save quite often. Finished up play last night only to logon the next to find my last deposit was not in the bank but on my character. Thankfully I was there just in time to be ganked and lose a good chunk of it. Also the damn settings DO NOT SAVE, nor do the points of interest on the map. I like the good behavior incentives. ADD: Lester is a douche-bag! Ask him to locate a vehicle for me and he sends me to a damn Quad ATV. Cops still go full retard at two stars. Edited March 4, 2014 by Foulcrumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeThaL AsSeT Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 The thing that annoys me the most is the sh*tty match making this game isnt built for ppl that like to play by themselve or those that have no friends, its im impossible to join a lobby with other player in it they need to fix that, In gta iv i loved racing but in gta v i cant even do that cuz every time i try to join any lobby of any game type there are never any players in them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbly Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Simeon. Martin. Lester. Gerald. Dom. STOP CALLING ME. ten-a-penny, doesthislookunsure, CrusherTroi and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Lynx 23 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 What I cannot decide was a glitch or hacking, last night players were visible in garages and could also shoot each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrusherTroi Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Simeon. Martin. Lester. Gerald. Dom. STOP CALLING ME. I know!! I died once because they called me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenWorld23 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) Not being able to pick locks on vehicles larger than sedans or sports cars and only being able to lockpic car doors as franklin. The others or at least Michael are professional thieves so they should at least be given the option of picking a car for like how franklin does. Another problem I have is they go on and on about adding features and other crap for online and NEVER bother to go back and fix the problems in SP. Problems go unnoticed for a very long time like the aircraft/boat saving. When you buy an aircraft/boat that is permanently in the list in the hangar, helipad & and marina but when you steel an aircraft/boat you can't select between purchased and saved aircraft/boats without loosing the aircraft/boat you stole and tried to save. Edited March 4, 2014 by OpenWorld23 jeanrjm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Björn Járnsíða Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Just 69 main missions for such a large game.Really Rockstar? freedomworks96 and Gta5Girl84 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidehummer Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 The DRIVING. This is a core mechanic and in many ways it's worse than even SA. namor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doesthislookunsure Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 (edited) Tanks in Online. (i regret nothing) Floaty handling. Unrealistic physical damage to cars, I hit a metal railing at a high speed, yet my car only suffered a small dent. The fact that you need an IPhone for training Chop, customizing your license plate... Can't drive trains, I found it being easy to get from one island to another in GTA SA. Classic GTA style cheat activation, it was alot easier and less of a hassle to put a code into your phone to use for later. Dynamic music isn't a serperate option, and no option to keep the radio on a specific station. I like listening to the dynamic music, but it gets annoying having to change volume because radio music is alot more louder than background music. No friendly fire option for Online, passive mode doesn't help when your vehicle explodes or getting ran over. Some small detail is ignored, the red lights for train passings don't work, car steering wheels still don't turn, brake lights for vehicles that the player is driving still don't work... Damage system for the player. Unfortunately, falling off a bike and landing in dirt does more damage than jumping off a 30 foot building and landing headfirst into concrete. The Annihilator isn't in Singleplayer, nor does it go as fast as it originally did. Missions seem tedious in Online. Go here, kill this guy, steal his van, bring it back, here's 1000. Lobbies automatically invite the same people that left the previous game, it makes me feel like an annoying creep. Security Guards are counted as cops. -Cops on foot only appear on the map when you drive near them. -1 star wanted level takes too long to lose. - If a squad of cops despawns from going to far, another gets dispatched to where the player currently is. Police helicopters constantly de/respawn and chase your helicopter even when the police are searching No female cops (except for ones that spawn at police stations) NPC's go full douchebag when the player walks by, I was just walking along near a train station and someone called the police for no reason at all. (And yes, I died) Some random events, I accidentally bumped into a gang van and got annihilated moments later. No crouching, good luck attempting to hide from cops ...crop dusters don't spray dust That's all I could find Edited March 5, 2014 by doesthislookunsure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voggs Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 (edited) Insect noises on bushes and trees in rural areas. God, I want to roam those areas in peace, nobody needs a stupid insect noise on their ears while trying to enjoy a game. Even at the Golf Club they put those annoying insect sounds, I mean really? I almost slapped myself once because I thought it was a real fly near me. Edited March 5, 2014 by Voggens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doesthislookunsure Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 5- The map is great, but as mentionned many times, doesn't feel big. San Andreas feels like 10 times bigger even if the map is smaller. Probably because the original San Andreas didn't have a gigantic lifeless desert covering the map. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeVelocar Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 (edited) Whoever put bicycles in the game doesn't know anything about them. "Adjustable seat and padded grips" You say. Killer feature. Hell, they couldn't even be bothered to look up what a bike looks like. Cinelli must have wet themselves laughing when rockstar sent a picture of the fixter in and said "Make this real". Edited March 5, 2014 by LeVelocar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sie_air_uh Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Random situations that pop up was playing as Michael and some woman was yelling for help so I followed her up some stairs then her friend jumped up and pulled out guns on me.Next thing I know I'm told to give them the money so I quickly pull out my pistol and pistol whip the guy in the back of the head then shoot the woman in the face. It was very satisfying to see her die revenge is a 2 way street lady Random situations that pop up was playing as Michael and some woman was yelling for help so I followed her up some stairs then her friend jumped up and pulled out guns on me.Next thing I know I'm told to give them the money so I quickly pull out my pistol and pistol whip the guy in the back of the head then shoot the woman in the face. It was very satisfying to see her die revenge is a 2 way street lady does anyone know exactly what is supposed to happen in this random event? Ive done it multiple times, i either end up killing everyone or dying. is there anything that is supposed to happen? i feel like i do it wrong everytime! riotmanful 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMadS Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 (edited) Ridiculous deaths - plants and sticking out objects that are blocking you to aim properly while in cover - an inch too high wall or a damn pole right next to the edge of your cover etc. Taking cover to the wrong damn side of where you intended in a crucial situation even if you were aiming to the right spot. Non existence of laying down and firing from there. Most annoying combination when coming out from cover suddenly holstering your gun and punch (W.T.F.) in a very heated situation - this is absolutely ridiculous and can be easily activated by accident. Hitting by an AI car/ shot by cop when you have targets right in front of you asking to get murdered. No ability to fix the fov on your scope... just a few that popped into my mind suddenly Edited March 5, 2014 by Rwande Gta5Girl84 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gta5Girl84 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 The f**king cops of course.. F*CK COPS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Gypsy Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 The matchmaking online annoys me the most, no one joins, after maybe 10 minutes 1 or 2 people will join and wait for 10 seconds at most before giving up and quitting. GTA literally has the worst matchmaking out of any game I've played in recent times. (PS3) I'm in numerous crews and even when i was in the IGN or GTA Forums crew the match making was just as useless, i have many GTA friends in my friends list, and still nothing.. Closing then starting up again makes no difference, full free mode lobbies make no difference, its just f*cking useless. The only way to get a populated game is to play the most generic over played games imaginable. Gta5Girl84 and 98 in 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choco Taco Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 I hate switching to Trevor when he's drunk and having to wait for the wobbly screen effect to stop. Switching when he has a wanted level is also annoying. Gta5Girl84 and Algonquin Assassin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sargonarhes Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 What annoys me are online missions that are impossible without the right equipment. Like the High Priority mission Lester the molester gives you. Without a helicopter I can not see any other way to complete that one. There are other missions that if you don't have the right gear, you just are not going to be able to complete them. So prepare for a lot of fails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoxiousBacon Posted March 8, 2014 Author Share Posted March 8, 2014 Ok so what do I do, my garage won't open Gta5Girl84 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthvader438 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 When you drive off a cliff, and your car doesn't start because of too much damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detective Phelps Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 The f**king cops of course.. F*CK COPS! SWAT team on the way to your house right now. ten-a-penny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellroyd Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 When players get tanks online. I'm tired of calling mors mutual because some dick blew me up as I drove around the corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polish_Trucker Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Every time Michael says 'The big one!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detective Phelps Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Every time Michael says 'The big one!' "We did it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gta5Girl84 Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 (edited) I wish Franklin had more to do. Michael bugs me at times he can be such a miserable ass The JB 700 being un available. Too many unenterable buildings..grrrrrr! Oh yeah I nearly forgot this.... ..... So many f**king trolls online. Too many!!!!!! Edited March 9, 2014 by Gta5Girl84 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcticvisions Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Lester. Holy f*ck he's irritating. Especially online when I accidentally answer his call, "I know I'm creepy and weird..." like yeah you're an annoying sh*t too stfu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sargonarhes Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Seeing the message crate drop inbound and getting to just outside the green area and waiting, and waiting and waiting. Wasted a whole 20 minutes for a crate drop that never came. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niobium Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 That pedestrian who keeps yelling "F*CK ME IN THE ASS" Hmmm nice bike and Marty892 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voggs Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Every time Michael says 'The big one!' "We did it!" "F*ckin' A!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 That pedestrian who keeps yelling "F*CK ME IN THE ASS" Or the guy who says "f*ck off". Niobium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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