Gnocchi Flip Flops Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Rockstar makes driving 2x easier but then makes flying helicopters 10x harder. Stopped cars behave like they weigh 10 tons. Adamantium bushes Solid small props that won't break even if you crash at them at 200mph. GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH Almost everything about the cops' AI. Enemy AI can head shot you even (read specially) if you're 200mph inside a vehicle. Regular cars are like Saint's Row: The third's cars with full armor. So much stuff All of these!!! The cars and the enemy AI ones annoy me the most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Username_already_taken Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 This helicopter issue is a f*cking nightmare, since there are NONE I went to a base jump site, sniped the pilot and the f*cking doors wont open, as soon as I approached the doors I got the f*cking police on me too despite everything being fine and dandy before this. This game is f*cking laughable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Lynx 23 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 That out of the 887 players and counting I've killed...I have no idea how many were NSA people spying on us. GTA Online characters created by Federal Agents? KILL THEM! Blingy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Username_already_taken Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Completely random f*cking stupid events that happen sometimes. Like when I was on a slow ass bike in the middle of nowhere trying to get back to a base jumping spot when I come across a van bouncing with people having sex in it, next thing some guy's unexpectidly getting out shooting me, I'm trying to get off the stupid bike to shoot the f*cker back but as we know the f*cking idiots are far too slow and his inhuman speed and precision shooting killed me, what sh*t is this? It's f*cking boring, now I gotta pay 5k and go all the way back, it's just completely pointless and inconvenient! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blingy Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 No Nissan Skyline GT-R. That aside, the game is perfect. There's an R35? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REXX Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 No Nissan Skyline GT-R. That aside, the game is perfect. There's an R35? Yes, there is. It's the Annis Elegy RH8 and can only be obtained after linking your GTA V up to Rockstar if I can remember rightly. It also the vehicle which has the most modifications. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tiger~ Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I wouldn't say it annoys me but I think there is a lack of humour in this game. It seems to try too hard to take itself seriously. GTA SA was full of what the British call nob gags! (The ice cream vans, the hot dog vans, the giant cock). At times it was like school yard humour but I miss it this time round! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tycek Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Thank God it was taken away. Whole SA was filled with 69 jokes and the game felt like some teenage wet dream. Oh, look a giant dick, 69 lol, etc. ~Tiger~ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tiger~ Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Actually, one thing that really annoys me is the radio is always on in the vehicles, you get in and get deafened! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Lynx 23 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 People sabotaging missions. A short while ago I signed up for the Chemical Extraction mission. And if everyone playing didn't get killed by Merryweather, then this one person ran them over and killed them, including me. The least I could do was delete him from my XBL friends. Also report him for griefing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
84Skyhawk Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 I agree with the mission, I completed the game 2 times in 2 weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfairlane Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Online, when respawning and this light-blue angel-character appears and starts talking I just shut down the game and do something else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im_stoned Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 (edited) I wouldn't say it annoys me but I think there is a lack of humour in this game. It seems to try too hard to take itself seriously. GTA SA was full of what the British call nob gags! (The ice cream vans, the hot dog vans, the giant cock). At times it was like school yard humour but I miss it this time round! Thank God it was taken away. Whole SA was filled with 69 jokes and the game felt like some teenage wet dream. Oh, look a giant dick, 69 lol, etc. Thank god they got rid of that nonsense I agree. It was so childish and cringe worthy everything number related had to be 69 it was f*cking stupid. Edited February 3, 2014 by im_stoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Lynx 23 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 I would say the time there was a line of vehicles waiting to use the LS Customs that's near Vinewood. But while waiting in the parking lot, the person ahead of me in a Sandking had a bounty, so suddenly someone in a Cheetah came flying through, tossed a sticky bomb at him, claimed the bounty, and kept on driving at full speed. That also made the truck roll out of the way and (sweet!) shortened the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Username_already_taken Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 The totally useless "News helicopter" or whatever the f*ck it is in triathlons, I accidentally pressed the f*cking stupid button that toggles to it and typically it's on a different angle and immediately Franklin swims in a different f*cking way, I gave up and just wanted to restart it but of course there's no way to abort so as I type this I'm bored to f*cking tears waiting for it to end so I can. sh*te. at f*cking last, had to swim miles away to shore and run 54938979358907 miles since all cars vanished of the face of the planet. And only THEN it decides to fail me with a restart option. f*cking stupid game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tycek Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Triathlons are boring anyway, but the last one is absolutely awful. 28 minutes of hitting one button? Great idea R*. I would rather take some additional mission. Choco Taco 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbly Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) I'm not minding too much about the 5-minute invincibility limit, but it's an awkward code: obviously you're in a hurry to re-enter it, making you clumsy and if you don't do it just right, the STUPID PHONE comes up.AAAHHHHH!!! ... oh ya, and no boats I can spawn to escape sharks when I'm too far away from shore, for above said reason. Edited February 5, 2014 by Kimbly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasa Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 not being able to walk around without a shirt untill after the storyline, very stupid no hydraulics not being able to get fat/skinny/muscled putting clothes on your character and when switching back and forth the clothes have changed again loosing Franklins house in the ghetto, the mansion area is so boring no recruiting to shoot up rival gangs with your homies no random shootings between gangs not having multiple savehouses being assigned a car and not being able to get rid of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Django Fett Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Cash cards, Online, and Tanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadyslady Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 There's quite a lot. GTA implemented lots of things from mp3, rdr and gta 4 but not in a good way. The damage system sucks. Like shootin a fleeing guy. No bullet holes like in rdr, and the guy stands up like it ain't no thing. Same for beating someone up. In gta 4 you could beat someone up and leave him in different states. You could instantly kill him. Also beat him to the ground but the perdon still was alive. You could also beat him until he flees with obvious taken damage. Cops are ridiculous. Gunfights in rdr and gta 4 were fine. But gta v tries to be some max payne hybrid and terribly fails at being fun. The spaening of cloned cars is worse than ever. No crouching. Max Payne, GTA 4 and Eflc? RDR all have it. Why not v? Stealth attacks in v are more than redundant. The melee fighting is a joke. Everyone has the same sh*tty moves and fight you one at a time. The balance between fun and realism this time is really bad. There's plenty more. Gta v is definitely good looking. But overhyped, and less fun than mp 3, gta 4 and red dead redemption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorajet Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Not having enough save slots Trolls and Cheaters Game load time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick James Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I agree about the game load time...but just get a beer GTA V is definitely better than GTA IV, but the melee fighting leaves a bit to be desired. That I haven't left the house for 3 months .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im_stoned Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 I finished the storyline Sure I can keep playing if I want too but it feels kinda empty now the stories complete. I hate when I reach this point in games it's so emotional I don't want it to end I want to keep playing but at the same thing I know it's time to give the game a break for awhile and play something else. My playthrow lasted 70 + hours so the fact I want to keep playing it says a lot about how great this game is. I don't know what to play now I wish I could play V again but I know that will be over kill and it will hurt the replay ability long term. I think i'll finish far cry 3 I put about the same amount of time in it but never finished it for some reason........... But killing people via stealth sounds appealing right now so I think that's my next destination I will miss los santos a lot though. It took me a long time to warm up to the game but im glad I stuck it out and gave it a chance it really grew on me the more I played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Username_already_taken Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 The way you can't just DO something without some PATHETIC sh*t happening. Like when I was in the middle of nowhere as usual my car was sh*t slow due to lego cars being damaged so easily. Stupid map was showing this long ass route through secluded part and two dick heads driving along side me going on about license, as usual they simply shoot me for no f*cking reason with there pin point accuracy before I could stop. Why?? Why put this in I just can't understand why. This is seriously boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoxiousBacon Posted February 22, 2014 Author Share Posted February 22, 2014 Don't you just hate it when you walk up to a random group of people then they call you a creep and they walk away in fear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1709 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Online when in the airport and the planes disappear when you are next to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarFyer Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Not enough variety in the property jobs. It's either someone has robbed the place, chase them and get the money back or I'm needed to make a delivery. Wobbly helicopter controls Can't mod certain vehicles Some vehicles are ridiculously hard to get, Police Riot for example( in sp) and if you're lucky enough to get one you can't store it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibertyKing Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 - Los Santos is a tiny bit too small, - Cops in general, - F*cking mountain lions, - Border patrol, - The Ballas, - Smoke on the Water always need more weed, - Days are too short (applies to all GTA games), - The sky is too dark, - The Lost MC, - East Los FM, Radio X and some songs on other stations, - Not enough suburbs, - Not enough urban areas east of the L.S River, - Too much laws, - Helicopter camera, - More features Online than single player, - Not enough clothes, - Not enough haircuts, - No accessories in SP, - Not enough animals, - No buyable houses, - Trevor not able to buy a hangar, - Most of the story, - Online in general. This is what annoys me in GTA V. The game is great but it can get annoying sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXP Bonecrusher Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 EVERYTHING. JK -Cops, too hard.(Both) -AI Drivers SUCK(Both) -Adder being worthless due to little kids.(GTA Online) -No Kick the host button when a little annoying level 5 kid becomes host.(GTA Online) -Entity becoming worthless because of little kids.(GTA Online) -Putting a bounty on someone just for them to leave(GTA Online) -$1000 Bounty, seriously I dont go after someone unless they have a $9000 bounty or more.(GTA Online) -Helping people in GTA Online just to pop you.(GTA Online) -Same Interiors for every type of house(GTA Online) -People waiting outside the garage so when you exit. BOOM(GTA Online) -Angry drivers who hits you on the back of your car and you spin out and get in last place.(GTA Online) -Expensive Car customization (GTA Online) -No Safehouses to buy(GTA 5) -Helicopter handles like sh*t(Both) -Cant get an item because my rank is not high enough.(GTA Online) -No Restaurants(Both) -No Seaplane(Both) -Very little interiors(Both) -GTA Online feels like a grind full of little kids.(GTA Online) -If your a girl gamer, they invite you in. If your a boy gamer, your f*cked (Works to my advantage but writing this for the majority) (GTA Online) -Tank=No Insurance(GTA Online) -How people quit GTA Online but not join.(GTA Online) -Franklin's Story is crap.(GTA 5) -Michael's story is sad and crap(GTA 5) -Trevor's Story is scary and crap(GTA 5 ) -Cant drive trains.(Both) -No Tampa(Both) -No Congoscenti(Both) -No Blista(Both) -How you cant save sports cars in GTAO because there "too fancy" and already have a "tracker"(GTA Online) -Rockstar(Both) I can think of tons of more annoying things but I think I made my point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTAVKing2013 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 This helicopter issue is a f*cking nightmare, since there are NONE I went to a base jump site, sniped the pilot and the f*cking doors wont open, as soon as I approached the doors I got the f*cking police on me too despite everything being fine and dandy before this. This game is f*cking laughable. i don't know if anyone else has told you this yet, but you didn't have to kill the pilot. Just hold triangle on PS3, or whatever the top circular button on the 360 is (i have a PS3, not 360 lol) to throw the pilot out of the plane and get in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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