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Thanks a lot, Mors Mutual, you idiots!

Dilkington

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Dilkington

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Yeah, my Rapid GT was destroyed. No big deal. I'll just call up Mors Mutual Insurance and get it replaced. They'll sort it out for me with no hassle, they always do. They're professionals.

 

So I run down to their depot since it's close to my apartment. I expect nothing less than my Rapid GT neatly parked and waiting for me to drive away with a smile on my criminal face. NOPE!

 

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My Rapid GT, to the left, being propped up sideways by some other player's car. Really? Who is in charge of delivery at Mors Mutual Insurance? Is it so difficult to drive a car into a parking lot, get out and leave? The driver must have performed some kind of miraculous sharp turn hitting the curb at such a rare angle that the car lifted into the air, span, and landed perfectly on its side. In fact, he must have done that TWICE in the same exact spot.

 

If somebody can find out who this guy is and what he looks like I'll be very grateful and so will my carbine rifle.

 

(I know they spawn there magically and there is no driver who actually delivers the cars. Humour me, this isn't a serious post.)

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Yeah, my Rapid GT was destroyed. No big deal. I'll just call up Mors Mutual Insurance and get it replaced. They'll sort it out for me with no hassle, they always do. They're professionals.

 

So I run down to their depot since it's close to my apartment. I expect nothing less than my Rapid GT neatly parked and waiting for me to drive away with a smile on my criminal face. NOPE!

 

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My Rapid GT, to the left, being propped up sideways by some other player's car. Really? Who is in charge of delivery at Mors Mutual Insurance? Is it so difficult to drive a car into a parking lot, get out and leave? The driver must have performed some kind of miraculous sharp turn hitting the curb at such a rare angle that the car lifted into the air, span, and landed perfectly on its side. In fact, he must have done that TWICE in the same exact spot.

 

If somebody can find out who this guy is and what he looks like I'll be very grateful and so will my carbine rifle.

 

(I know they spawn there magically and there is no driver who actually delivers the cars. Humour me, this isn't a serious post.)

Well didn't you know your mechanic works for MMI to!?!?!?

 

Now do me a favor and show him your rifle! I'll show him my hammer and Desert eagle!

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They are highly incompetent, I called them to arrange a replacement for my Prairie and they parked it in their lot UNLOCKED and allowed some cheeky bugger to drive away in it. They just let any old clown waltz in there and drive away cars.

 

Shoddy service, I will be getting a quote from Go Compare for an alternative insurance company immediately.

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They are highly incompetent, I called them to arrange a replacement for my Prairie and they parked it in their lot UNLOCKED and allowed some cheeky bugger to drive away in it. They just let any old clown waltz in there and drive away cars.

 

Shoddy service, I will be getting a quote from Go Compare for an alternative insurance company immediately.

 

I've noticed this! They leave the key in the damn ignition and your poor vehicle has to sit there helpless. What kind of clueless company drops a car off in a parking lot and welcomes any deranged criminal that is in the area to come and steal it? Thankfully, I have remote electronic tracking so I can lock my doors from the comfort of my apartment but what about those who aren't wise enough to do so?

 

It's an outrage. I will be writing a very stern email to the Mayor of Los Santos.

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OP, I feel your pain. Terrible service and no security guard on duty.

 

I just was down there the other night and when I pulled up my car was not in the lot but the icon was there. I stood there for a minute and then my lovely car falls into the parking lot almost landing on me. Damn those thieves in their cargobobs.........

 

On a side note: it is my favorite thing to do now.....

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OP, I feel your pain. Terrible service and no security guard on duty.

 

I just was down there the other night and when I pulled up my car was not in the lot but the icon was there. I stood there for a minute and then my lovely car falls into the parking lot almost landing on me. Damn those thieves in their cargobobs.........

 

On a side note: it is my favorite thing to do now.....

I wanna try!

 

@OP, the mechanic's autistic cousin delivers the cars. Go easy on him. Just get a bulldozer and turn it back over, problem fixed! Don't hurt the little guy's feelings and just appreciate that he doesn't park it 2 miles away from MMI's lot like his cousin.

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1. call Mors Mutual

2. Pay for car.

3. Go inside garage

4. Drive out other personal vehicle

5. Go back inside

6. ???

7. Profit

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You: What the hell ....

Car: Wait, no. It's not what it seems! We were just -

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1. call Mors Mutual

2. Pay for car.

3. Go inside garage

4. Drive out other personal vehicle

5. Go back inside

6. ???

7. Profit

whoooooooosh
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Or just have another personal car out of your garage when you call Mors, so it's delivered directly to your garage.

 

The Mors depot is a bad place to leave your car. There's nasty people in the street of LS. Some of them may put sticky bombs on your lovely fresh car and then sit and watch your dot on the map to see when you pick it up. (It tells you whose car it is if you try and get in it and it's restricted.)

 

Or so I've heard.

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