Hi, this is your mechanic here, I hate you !

[Mart1001]

I can never understand why so many of you have all these problems with your mechanic. I never have a problem with him except on two occassions that I can remember when he said 'sorry I can't get your car to you right now' and on both of these occassions I expected this because 1, I was standing in the swamp and 2, I was in the airport. I've never once shot, punched or kicked my mechanic why the f*ck would I, he's part of my team.

 

Why don't some of you change your sour ways and approach, here's a few simple lines that might help you:-

 

1...don't move from your original location once you've arranged for the poor bastard to bring you a car.

2...don't enter a mission while you're doing 100 miles per f*cking hour up the freeway.

3...don't leave your car in the middle of the road...pull the thing to the side where it's safe and can be collected.

4...don't look down the road for your mechanic. Nothing is happening when you're not looking down the road and your mechanic can deliver you car easily but as soon as you look, the game has to start rendering every detail including every npc you can see and your mechanic has to start following the rules of the road and instead of warping over the bridge, through the cars, over the grass, through the building and under the truck, he now has to drive over the bridge, weave and negotiate the traffic, drive round the grass, around the building and overtake the truck.

5...don't shoot the poor bastard in the face, don't punch him, don't even shove him out of the way in your bid to burn rubber before he's clear and don't ever ask him to bring your car into a warzone.

6...don't have multiple cars out, if you've left your entity up north then, ask him to bring your entity and not your adder.

7...don't phone your mechanic when you're stuck in the marshes after a failed attempt to win a jet. Don't phone your mechanic if you're on the beach. Don't phone your mechanic if you're on top of the Maze tower.

8...don't expect him to bring glitched cars, he may do so but, don't be surprised if he has a lil difficulty there. Dont' be surprised to have problems with any aspect of your game if you've done things you shouldn't have(game wise), the glitchier you nake your game, the glitchier it will run.

9...don't expect him to have no problem if the last time you saw your car, it resembled a wedge of cheese.

10..don't forget, he has a life too and for 50 quid a day, I'd run you the f*ck over if you so much as looked at me the wrong way.

 

[SetOnFire]

The mechanic is retarded. Don't try to cover for him OP.

 

It's a nice gesture of you, but the guy has sh*t for brains.

Edited December 15, 2013 by SetOnFire

[A Maned Wolf]

The mechanic is retarded. Don't try to cover for him OP.

 

It's a nice gesture of you, but the guy has sh*t for brains.

[GunWrath]

Amen to this post.

[YoungMivy]

I kill my mechanic everytime he scratches my car, If he doesn't like it then he can quit and I'll hire someone else

[grand theft spaghetti]

yet he shows up in north yankton but cant find his way around los santos.

[K-ROSE]

He always has time to turn my f-ing radio to Channel X.