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gta v sucks ass


lucid121
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Whoever disagrees with this post probably had buttsecks with the Rockstar employees. This Gta v is even worse then gta advance. And let me tell you why.

Gta advance doesn't have an annoying fanbase although it doesn't have a fanbase at all, but it doesn't matter.

It isn't 2D.

And now my reasons why it sucks:

It doesn't have realistic steak. Damn it rockstar, I want to eat steak virtually or physically, I just don't care.

I hate this three protagonist characters sh*t. This proves that Rockstar loves gay threesomes.

Theres no straight people in this game.

One woman in this game has a longer d*ck then the whole cast of men.

There are no children. F*ck you Rockstar, I want to see a baby smoke tabacoo and shoot a policeman with a bottle of milk.

Rockstar are assholes for not including this in the game. Assholes that deserve to be fcked

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I laughed my ass off at this. Not because it's a funny troll, because it's an utterly pathetic troll.

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Fans are just upset that I have more balls then the features in this game.

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Whoever disagrees with this post probably had buttsecks with the Rockstar employees. This Gta v is even worse then gta adv...

Stopped with reading there.

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Glad to hear you're enjoying it, please post again soon.

You can take that comment and shove it in your ass, you know what, shove your computer while you at it I know your anus is big enough. Gta v sucks.

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Whoever disagrees with this post probably had buttsecks with the Rockstar employees. This Gta v is even worse then gta adv...

Stopped with reading there.

 

 

Yeah, obviously not going for the sympathy vote. :lol:

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Whoever disagrees with this post probably had buttsecks with the Rockstar employees. This Gta v is even worse then gta adv...

 

Stopped with reading there.Because you never got a decent education to read long paragraphs.
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Murray Bunyan

Fans are just upset that I have more balls then the features in this game.

Then that would make you a special person, right? We all have two balls, but you, you're special.

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Fans are just upset that I have more balls then the features in this game.

 

Then that would make you a special person, right? We all have two balls, but you, you're special.I know for a fact that it can fit in your mouth because you had ton of dicks in your mouth at the same time.
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Whoever disagrees with this post probably had buttsecks with the Rockstar employees. This Gta v is even worse then gta adv...

Stopped with reading there.
Because you never got a decent education to read long paragraphs.

 

Ha-ha? I feel so insulted right now.....

Let's get you a cookie for insulting people from behind a computer. :cookie:

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Whoever disagrees with this post probably had buttsecks with the Rockstar employees. This Gta v is even worse then gta adv...

 

Stopped with reading there.
Because you never got a decent education to read long paragraphs.

 

Ha-ha? I feel so insulted right now.....

Let's get you a cookie for insulting people from behind a computer. :cookie:

This is hard evidence that you don't have an education. You want to give me a cookie via internet.
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Whoever disagrees with this post probably had buttsecks with the Rockstar employees. This Gta v is even worse then gta adv...

Stopped with reading there.
Because you never got a decent education to read long paragraphs.
Ha-ha? I feel so insulted right now.....

Let's get you a cookie for insulting people from behind a computer. :cookie:

This is hard evidence that you don't have an education. You want to give me a cookie via internet.

 

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Says the 11 years old girl with the most pointless threads. :lol::lol:

Get a life, kid.

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Algonquin Assassin

Even as piss drunkk as I am this thread is sh*t yah.

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