best thing to say on the mic

[Varios Los Aztecas]

I just shout "AIDS....RAPE.....AIDS.....RAPE.....AIDS......RAPE......AIDS" over and over into the mic until the lobby clears and I have it to myself. Works 90% of the time, every time.

[iiGh0STt]

I just shout "AIDS....RAPE.....AIDS.....RAPE.....AIDS......RAPE......AIDS" over and over into the mic until the lobby clears and I have it to myself. Works 90% of the time, every time.

and i just set my mic down. i found the 10%.

[MOGGYASAURUS]

Curious to hear someone read out a bible passage

That immediately made my think of Jules' Ezekiel 25:17 speech from Pulp Fiction. Quoting (or even better playing the actual audio from the film) that before unloading a full clip into someone would be pretty funny/awesome/badass!

[Phoenix Darke]

"If you wanna be the man, you gotta beat the man! Woooo!"

 

Use this as your only response and you will have a good time.

[rampage08]

What i always wanted to do :

 

-record steven ogg's "go f*ck yourself" scream from NY Comic Con.

-somehow place the recording on the mic.

-play the recording everytime you want to shoot or bitch slap someone.

[iiGh0STt]

great... now gta is turining into COD mic spamming. cant wait to hear you random f*ckers talk sh*t at loading screens and go silent afterwards.

btw...

real killers dont talk.

[WinterEdit]

great... now gta is turining into COD mic spamming. cant wait to hear you random f*ckers talk sh*t at loading screens and go silent afterwards.

 

btw...

 

real killers dont talk.

Says he and has a tank avatar.

[marco-polo]

That immediately made my think of Jules' Ezekiel 25:17 speech from Pulp Fiction. Quoting (or even better playing the actual audio from the film) that before unloading a full clip into someone would be pretty funny/awesome/badass!

 

 

Ah man the whole thing would take the cake for sure

 

 

great... now gta is turining into COD mic spamming. cant wait to hear you random f*ckers talk sh*t at loading screens and go silent afterwards.

 

btw...

 

real killers dont talk.

 

Come on now...

Edited December 15, 2013 by marco-polo

[iiGh0STt]

 

cant wait to hear you random f*ckers talk sh*t at loading screens and go silent afterwards.

 

Come on now...

 

hey sad but true. its the basis of this entire thread. mic spamming and talking sh*t.

 

never been a fan of either...

Edited December 15, 2013 by iiGh0STt

[sene]

If I get randomly shot, I just say "f*ck off you moron", or something like that, kind of rude. Same thing on race if some bastard piss me off.

race as in vehicle race?

[marco-polo]

hey sad but true. its the basis of this entire thread. mic spamming and talking sh*t.

 

never been a fan of either...

 

 

No doubt, i'm the same...but if someone were to pull a bible verse out or something like that, i'd have to laugh at the stupidity. Before muting them...

[iiGh0STt]

 

If I get randomly shot, I just say "f*ck off you moron", or something like that, kind of rude. Same thing on race if some bastard piss me off.

race as in vehicle race?

 

really? no wonder you joined 7 hours ago....

 

hey sad but true. its the basis of this entire thread. mic spamming and talking sh*t.

 

never been a fan of either...

 

 

No doubt, i'm the same...but if someone were to pull a bible verse out or something like that, i'd have to laugh at the stupidity. Before muting them...

 

 

indeed. its hilariously random at times.

 

 

I just shout "AIDS....RAPE.....AIDS.....RAPE.....AIDS......RAPE......AIDS" over and over into the mic until the lobby clears and I have it to myself. Works 90% of the time, every time.

but this is not. i dont think he is serious, but you know there is someone out there who is.

[FasterThanYou]

Don´t have a mic, but "Ram all you want, you´re going to lose by 20 seconds anyway" would be something I would probably say a lot racing randoms who try to crash into me on the first braking zone.

[sene]

 

 

If I get randomly shot, I just say "f*ck off you moron", or something like that, kind of rude. Same thing on race if some bastard piss me off.

race as in vehicle race?

 

really? no wonder you joined 7 hours ago....

HUMOR

[biggsull]

I lold when that german kid said "eat your melted sh*t".. looks like his game was bugging out and kept crashing or something

 

Freaks out when he breaks the escape button off and loses it lol.. uses H as space

Edited December 15, 2013 by biggsull

[marco-polo]

but this is not. i dont think he is serious, but you know there is someone out there who is.

 

There's a new thing in where people do this annoying clicking sound with their mouth, wait until you hear that sh*t. And you have no option but to mute, cause you'll get the "naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, you shut up" reply otherwise.

Edited December 15, 2013 by marco-polo

[iiGh0STt]

 

 

 

If I get randomly shot, I just say "f*ck off you moron", or something like that, kind of rude. Same thing on race if some bastard piss me off.

race as in vehicle race?

 

really? no wonder you joined 7 hours ago....

HUMOR

 

if that is humor defined

 

then i will never laugh again.

 

seemed like a trollish post more than a humorous one.

[sene]

 

 

 

 

If I get randomly shot, I just say "f*ck off you moron", or something like that, kind of rude. Same thing on race if some bastard piss me off.

race as in vehicle race?

 

really? no wonder you joined 7 hours ago....

HUMOR

 

if that is humor defined

 

then i will never laugh again.

 

seemed like a trollish post more than a humorous one.

 

HUMOR

[scrublord]

"Sup, nigga."

[biggsull]

Some kid was telling everyone to shut up, calling them chodes and threatening to beat the sh*t out of them the other day.

 

He was just about crying when I got through with him... I was around the corner from the track when he started, tank camping was the obvious choice.

 

I told him thats what he gets for running his little chode mouth about beating the sh*t out of people and for telling adults to stop talking when his voice could break glass.

Edited December 15, 2013 by biggsull

[Chloroform]

I was playing in freemode and I guess the kid had to be around 10 years old. He must have been talking to someone next to him in the room ( maybe a brother or friend ) he clearly wasn't talking to anyone else is free mode. I had my headset on just waiting to see if anyone else would start talking. Then someone ( I assume it was a black kid ) started saying to the kid talking "will you shut up, clearly no one else is talking to you that is in the lobby, you're just going on and on and on about nothing, I'm on the god d*am phone will you shut up" it was so f-ing funny. I started cracking up and so did a few other people, was classic.

Edited December 15, 2013 by Chloroform

[iiGh0STt]

Some kid was telling everyone to shut up, calling them chodes and threatening to beat the sh*t out of them the other day.

 

He was just about crying when I got through with him... I was around the corner from the track when he started, tank camping was the obvious choice.

 

I told him thats what he gets for running his little chode mouth about beating the sh*t out of people and for telling adults to stop talking when his voice could break glass.

bully.

 

tank griefer.

 

 

lol. kids need that mic adjustment that ps3 has automatically applied to lower levels. i wonder the sh*t my kid will say when he starts gaming.

 

"no tv until you are 20!" just to be sure.

 

tanks are the perfect solution for these situations.

Edited December 15, 2013 by iiGh0STt

[Varios Los Aztecas]

great... now gta is turining into COD mic spamming. cant wait to hear you random f*ckers talk sh*t at loading screens and go silent afterwards.

 

btw...

 

real killers dont talk.

 

a.) This is a game, you're not really killing people

 

b.) Real killers often do talk. I could rattle off a list if you like?

[grasseyeball]

 

 

 

 

I say nothing. Silence is golden. A lot of people don't realise that there is a 5 second window after a kill/death where even if you have your chat set on crew/friends that you can hear your victim or killer.

 

I killed one guy once that let out a howling rage scream that sounded like an animal being skinned. It was f*cking hilarious.

used to backfire a rocket in a gta race,I'm familiar with the howling scream

 

They sound like the angry german kid

 

Hitler youth? This kid is probably in a metal band by now. This is why I don't use a mic lol.

[UnicornAssassin]

 

 

 

 

I say nothing. Silence is golden. A lot of people don't realise that there is a 5 second window after a kill/death where even if you have your chat set on crew/friends that you can hear your victim or killer.

I killed one guy once that let out a howling rage scream that sounded like an animal being skinned. It was f*cking hilarious.

used to backfire a rocket in a gta race,I'm familiar with the howling scream

They sound like the angry german kid

If I remember correctly that kid was part of a University of Vienna study on violent video games and children with mental disorders. I will have to ask my cousin, she was one of the doctors involved with that.

Now another Austrian cousin of mine when he gets on mike and yells at some dork. his deep tone and hard German words scare the crap out of most brats. I've heard more I'm sorry, I didn't mean to's from those little turds after he speaks. Especially because he plays a female avatar.

As for me I have my soundboard linked to my mike and all kinds of goofy things are said and I ain't saying it.

 

 

Proof? This boy is a kind of amateur comedian and as far as I know he acted in this video. He's also known as "The real Gangster" (translated).

 

 

Correct. Here's the proof (I won't embed the video because it's off-topic and it'll just clutter up this thread even more).

 

Edited December 16, 2013 by UnicornAssassin

[RowanSane]

 

 

I was racing the Grand Tour one time and was inspired to say "or, and I'm just putting it out there, we could try NOT driving like f*cktards...". Got a pretty good laugh but you probably had to be there...

I'm not abusive to other players but I do swear pretty casually. Usually at myself. My player reviews include a few 'avoid - bad language'.

 

you must be the whitest dude on the forum. pull up those socks sandal boy

Yeah, I'm pretty damn white. There's no call to go bringing sandals into it though, especially with YOUR avatar...

Would you prefer I was all "bitch ass ni**ers drive like ni**er ass bitches"? I'm pretty sure it was the sheer 'whiteness' of the comment that got the laugh tbh.

[MelloGreenJello]

"Choo Choo, I'm a bear!"

[AlienTwo]

 

went off the radar,melee killed a player with knife and said 'the lannisters send their regards' .

He messaged 'lol wtf'

Sweet

 

You should have said "Jamie Lannister sends his regards"

[robotron2000]

I play a lot of golf, so I try to keep it friendly. I feel bad for other players when the game freaks out and hurls their ball in a random direction. A "well played sir" or "damn, that's some bad luck" is a nice gesture.

[iiGh0STt]

 

great... now gta is turining into COD mic spamming. cant wait to hear you random f*ckers talk sh*t at loading screens and go silent afterwards.

 

btw...

 

real killers dont talk.

 

a.) This is a game, you're not really killing people

 

b.) Real killers often do talk. I could rattle off a list if you like?

 

no thanks. it was not meant to be taken literal or replied to. troll yourself.