best thing to say on the mic

[sene]

went off the radar,melee killed a player with knife and said 'the lannisters send their regards' .

He messaged 'lol wtf'

Sweet

Edited December 15, 2013 by sene

[jtet37]

IF YOU LIKE IT

THEN YOU BETTER PUT A RING ON IT

IF YOU LIKE IT

THEN YOU BETTER PUT A RING ON IT

 

PUT A RING, PUT A RING, PUT A RING ON IT.

 

 

in a monty python female voice

[SFBryan18]

I've always felt the best attitude in an online game, and in life in general, is to be humble and empathetic during competition by saying something like, "Yea, I know the game is total BS, and I was camping." It's the douchebags who think they are God's that piss me off saying sh*t like "You're getting mad at a video game", and I'm like "I'm not mad at the game, I'm mad at your douchebag attitude". In life, we have people who will see something for what it is, and then we will have people who are arrogant pieces of garbage. Seems this type of game attracts a lot of kids, but the adults with this attitude are the worst.

Edited December 15, 2013 by SFBryan18

[marco-polo]

Nothing at all.

[Nasir_Jones]

"Bye have a great time" then BOOM .50 cal bullet to the head. 20 seconds later "bye have a great time" BOOM headshot, by the 3rd time, the lobby catches on and scream and run after they hear "bye have a great time" it's pretty funny, you have to say it in a weird voice so it's funnier

http://youtu.be/s3ly9G20S6Y

Edited December 15, 2013 by XxGuapoBeanxX

[SAVILLAIN]

Hey lobby!...shut the f*ck up

[Tayman]

"Bye have a great time" then BOOM .50 cal bullet to the head. 20 seconds later "bye have a great time" BOOM headshot, by the 3rd time, the lobby catches on and scream and run after they hear "bye have a great time" it's pretty funny, you have to say it in a weird voice so it's funnier

http://youtu.be/s3ly9G20S6Y

lol

[EyeMacHunt]

I say nothing. Silence is golden. A lot of people don't realise that there is a 5 second window after a kill/death where even if you have your chat set on crew/friends that you can hear your victim or killer.

 

I killed one guy once that let out a howling rage scream that sounded like an animal being skinned. It was f*cking hilarious.

[sene]

I say nothing. Silence is golden. A lot of people don't realise that there is a 5 second window after a kill/death where even if you have your chat set on crew/friends that you can hear your victim or killer.

 

I killed one guy once that let out a howling rage scream that sounded like an animal being skinned. It was f*cking hilarious.

used to backfire a rocket in a gta race,I'm familiar with the howling scream

[EyeMacHunt]

 

I say nothing. Silence is golden. A lot of people don't realise that there is a 5 second window after a kill/death where even if you have your chat set on crew/friends that you can hear your victim or killer.

 

I killed one guy once that let out a howling rage scream that sounded like an animal being skinned. It was f*cking hilarious.

used to backfire a rocket in a gta race,I'm familiar with the howling scream

 

 

They sound like the angry german kid

 

[WBaker]

I like the classics. Hello, or does anyone have a mic? I've met a lot of good people that way.

[LoA-Phantom]

hasta la vista baby

 

ive never actually said this but since nobody else commented i figured why the hell not

[Jolly Swagman]

There were two good ones I read here the other day. Can't remember who the two posters were:-

 

- someone posted they were running across the road when a speeding truck cab came of nowhere and ran them down. They then got an in game text "Honk, honk motherf*cker"

- someone else posted they go a phone call on the in game phone for a random player. They picked up and the caller started playing audio of the phone call from the movie Taken - "I have a special skill set, I will find you, I will kill you"

Edited December 15, 2013 by Jolly SWAGman

[marco-polo]

There were two good ones I read here the other day. Can't remember who the two posters were:-

 

- someone posted they were running across the road when a speeding truck cab came of nowhere and ran them down. They then got a in game text "Honk, honk motherf*cker"

- someone else posted they go a phone call on the in game phone for a random player. They picked up and the caller started playing audio of the phone call from the movie Taken - "I have a special skill set, I will find you, I will kill you"

 

Yeah these two were pretty good i've gotta say.

[Juanfartez]

 

 

I say nothing. Silence is golden. A lot of people don't realise that there is a 5 second window after a kill/death where even if you have your chat set on crew/friends that you can hear your victim or killer.

 

I killed one guy once that let out a howling rage scream that sounded like an animal being skinned. It was f*cking hilarious.

used to backfire a rocket in a gta race,I'm familiar with the howling scream

 

 

They sound like the angry german kid

 

 

If I remember correctly that kid was part of a University of Vienna study on violent video games and children with mental disorders. I will have to ask my cousin, she was one of the doctors involved with that.

 

Now another Austrian cousin of mine when he gets on mike and yells at some dork. his deep tone and hard German words scare the crap out of most brats. I've heard more I'm sorry, I didn't mean to's from those little turds after he speaks. Especially because he plays a female avatar.

 

As for me I have my soundboard linked to my mike and all kinds of goofy things are said and I ain't saying it.

Edited December 15, 2013 by Juanfartez

[EyeMacHunt]

 

I

As for me I have my soundboard linked to my mike and all kinds of goofy things are said and I ain't saying it.

Brilliant. I'm getting the Schwarzenegger sound board hooked up next time I'm online!

[saintsrow]

 

 

As for me I have my soundboard linked to my mike and all kinds of goofy things are said and I ain't saying it.

 

I think I will wire my computer sound output into the mic, and have a small collection of choice Duken Nukem taunts cued up, ready to play.

Edited December 15, 2013 by saintsrow

[EyeMacHunt]

How do you wire your output to the mic?

[K-lub84]

There were two good ones I read here the other day. Can't remember who the two posters were:-

 

- someone posted they were running across the road when a speeding truck cab came of nowhere and ran them down. They then got an in game text "Honk, honk motherf*cker"

- someone else posted they go a phone call on the in game phone for a random player. They picked up and the caller started playing audio of the phone call from the movie Taken - "I have a special skill set, I will find you, I will kill you"

I'm going to start using the 2nd one!!! I cry laughed and I only got half way to the script of taken. W

[RowanSane]

I was racing the Grand Tour one time and was inspired to say "or, and I'm just putting it out there, we could try NOT driving like f*cktards...". Got a pretty good laugh but you probably had to be there...

I'm not abusive to other players but I do swear pretty casually. Usually at myself. My player reviews include a few 'avoid - bad language'.

[WinterEdit]

"No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in.

I am not in danger, dude. I am the danger. A guy comes with a car and gets shot and you think that of me?

No. I am the one who knocks!"

[AfterDeath]

"No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in.

I am not in danger, dude. I am the danger. A guy comes with a car and gets shot and you think that of me?

No. I am the one who knocks!"

Even better if your gamtertag/psn is Heisenberg

 

Unfortunately no Pontiac Azteks in sight to paint green and put a tracker on

[I.haigh]

Since I usually kill people after they try/kill me, I mostly say something a long the lines of, "Oh no! Did I just kill your bitch ass? I'm so f*cking sorry..."

[2020]

I was racing the Grand Tour one time and was inspired to say "or, and I'm just putting it out there, we could try NOT driving like f*cktards...". Got a pretty good laugh but you probably had to be there...

I'm not abusive to other players but I do swear pretty casually. Usually at myself. My player reviews include a few 'avoid - bad language'.

 

you must be the whitest dude on the forum. pull up those socks sandal boy

[jdwarfer]

If I get randomly shot, I just say "f*ck off you moron", or something like that, kind of rude. Same thing on race if some bastard piss me off.

[MOGGYASAURUS]

I keep forgetting to say it, but one day I will put on my best Jack Howitzer voice and bellow...

 

WELCOME TO THE LAND OF FREEDOM, BITCHES!

[Varios Los Aztecas]

 

I was racing the Grand Tour one time and was inspired to say "or, and I'm just putting it out there, we could try NOT driving like f*cktards...". Got a pretty good laugh but you probably had to be there...

I'm not abusive to other players but I do swear pretty casually. Usually at myself. My player reviews include a few 'avoid - bad language'.

 

you must be the whitest dude on the forum. pull up those socks sandal boy

 

 

Some times he stays up playing as late as 11pm.....badass

[Der Süden]

 

 

 

 

 

 

I say nothing. Silence is golden. A lot of people don't realise that there is a 5 second window after a kill/death where even if you have your chat set on crew/friends that you can hear your victim or killer.

 

I killed one guy once that let out a howling rage scream that sounded like an animal being skinned. It was f*cking hilarious.

used to backfire a rocket in a gta race,I'm familiar with the howling scream

 

They sound like the angry german kid

 

 

If I remember correctly that kid was part of a University of Vienna study on violent video games and children with mental disorders. I will have to ask my cousin, she was one of the doctors involved with that.

 

Now another Austrian cousin of mine when he gets on mike and yells at some dork. his deep tone and hard German words scare the crap out of most brats. I've heard more I'm sorry, I didn't mean to's from those little turds after he speaks. Especially because he plays a female avatar.

 

As for me I have my soundboard linked to my mike and all kinds of goofy things are said and I ain't saying it.

Proof? This boy is a kind of amateur comedian and as far as I know he acted in this video. He's also known as "The real Gangster" (translated). Edited December 15, 2013 by Preusse

[iiGh0STt]

Behold the Metatron, herald of the Almighty and voice of the one true God.

...


Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out.

[marco-polo]

Curious to hear someone read out a bible passage