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Crazyeighties

What is your real name?

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na89340qv0n34b09q340

It's not Joe, but if my kid's a boy when he comes out I'll name him Joe. If he's blonde I'll name him Chip, or maybe Chris or Bryce. If it's a girl I'll name her Mary-Joe, and she'll get a lot of go-gurt tubes (if those things are still around then) until she's fat and optimistic about everything.

 

 

 

Rusty Shackleford.... (Sits and waits to see how many of the kids on here get that reference)

That's one of those things that even "the kids on here" should get. If you don't get the reference you're not a human, I tell ya what.

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trip

[...] I'll name him Chip[...]

My dad's name is Chip. Yup...and my real name is Trip. How cheesy is that?

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universetwisters

Phil

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JustOneMonth

If he's blonde I'll name him Chip. If it's a girl I'll name her Mary-Joe

Don't.

 

Phil

 

I don' care anymooou

Cool we have a star on here, Phil Collins.

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haythem09

Tom.

 

Well, Thomas; but I murder whoever calls me Thomas.

Thomas sounds nicer than Tom, Thomas.

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na89340qv0n34b09q340

 

If he's blonde I'll name him Chip. If it's a girl I'll name her Mary-Joe

Don't.

 

 

But... but I like those names!

 

Besides, Mary-Joe isn't even uncommon.

Edited by Joe Chip

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caddymanlnl

My names is Chase

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Kalvin

This might come as a surprise to many but my real name is... Girish.

 

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Right? Right?

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Anyways, my name is Ben, either that or Kalvin.. my first name is Ben, but my second name is Kalvin - and most people just call me Kalvin.

 

[...] I'll name him Chip[...]

My dad's name is Chip. Yup...and my real name is Trip. How cheesy is that?

Chip and Trip.. that sounds like something a cartoon would've been named.

Edited by ManDog

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Frank Brown

Mike.

 

 

Stuart, I'm sure that comes as no surprise.

 

I have a deep hatred for people that spell my name the other way, using the bastardised version "Stewart". I don't mind the "Stewart" spelling for a last name, but there's only one way to spell the first name version as far as I'm concerned, and I'm willing to kill or die for that cause.

 

Stu4life.

 

^ And I have the bastardized version of his first name as my surname.

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Target13

Mohammed

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universetwisters

Anyways, my name is Ben, either that or Kalvin.. my first name is Ben, but my second name is Kalvin - and most people just call me Kalvin.

 

Two first names? I thought that was a predominantly white trash American thing?

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caddymanlnl

I have a African American friend named Aaron Allen...We call him two name...lol

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Kalvin

 

Anyways, my name is Ben, either that or Kalvin.. my first name is Ben, but my second name is Kalvin - and most people just call me Kalvin.

 

Two first names? I thought that was a predominantly white trash American thing?

 

No, my first name is Ben, but my second name is Kalvin - My full name is Ben Kalvin *my last name*, but people call me by my second name (Kalvin) instead of my first - Ben.

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universetwisters

 

 

Anyways, my name is Ben, either that or Kalvin.. my first name is Ben, but my second name is Kalvin - and most people just call me Kalvin.

 

Two first names? I thought that was a predominantly white trash American thing?

 

No, my first name is Ben, but my second name is Kalvin - My full name is Ben Kalvin *my last name*, but people call me by my second name (Kalvin) instead of my first - Ben.

 

So Kalvin's your middle name, then?

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JustOneMonth

 

 

If he's blonde I'll name him Chip. If it's a girl I'll name her Mary-Joe

Don't.

 

 

But... but I like those names!

 

 

But they don't.

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John Smith

Trinette, but these days I'm starting tiyo go a little more by my middle name, Maria. :ph34r::ph34r:

 

Are you by any chance of Italian descent? Something about the 'ette' at the end of your name sounds Italian, and I know 'Maria' is a fairly popular name in that country.

 

 

Tom.

 

Well, Thomas; but I murder whoever calls me Thomas.

Thomas sounds nicer than Tom, Thomas.

 

 

Nah, 'Thomas' doesn't sound like a fitting name for a sex crazed maniac.

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Kiffster

Names ending with "ette" are mostly French, no?. I know she said her parents (or grandparents?) are French

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Shah Sam

My real name is Sam.

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RedBull FM

President Obama

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John Smith

Names ending with "ette" are mostly French, no?. I know she said her parents (or grandparents?) are French

 

Ah, you're probably right then.

 

President Obama

 

Birth certificate to prove this please.

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Crokey

 

President Obama

 

Birth certificate to prove this please.

 

Kenyan or Hawaiian?

 

My name, is Frànçôîs Abernathy vön Klinkerhöffen III

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iiConTr0v3rSYx

 

 

President Obama

 

Birth certificate to prove this please.

 

Kenyan or Hawaiian?

 

My name, is Frànçôîs Abernathy vön Klinkerhöffen III

 

Donald Trump approves!

 

My legal name is Ross. But since fleeing Cuba......

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make total destroy

Rick Moranis. f*ck with me, and I'll shrink your kids.

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I<3GTAV

Nate. My dad wanted a name from the Revolutionary War, so it was either this or Samuel.

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Frank Brown

Nate. My dad wanted a name from the Revolutionary War, so it was either this or Samuel.

 

You lucky son of a bitch.

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ryan_J

My real name is Ryan Julien,

 

My father is from the Commonwealth of Dominica (no not Dominican republic but still in the Caribbean) which is where I get the name Julien from, thanks to the French raping and pillaging as they once did.

 

The name Julien originated in Latin with the word for 'sky' this is of course the French spelling, with the English spelling being Julian.

 

My mother is half English half Irish, the name Ryan is a traditional Irish name meaning 'little king'. I have only just come to the realisation that in there traditional language I would be called Little King of The Sky which is pretty cool.

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John Smith

 

 

President Obama

 

Birth certificate to prove this please.

 

Kenyan or Hawaiian?

 

You just killed the joke dam you.

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Shenmue18

My real name is Trent.

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Trinette

 

Trinette, but these days I'm starting tiyo go a little more by my middle name, Maria. :ph34r::ph34r:

 

Are you by any chance of Italian descent? Something about the 'ette' at the end of your name sounds Italian, and I know 'Maria' is a fairly popular name in that country.

 

 

Names ending with "ette" are mostly French, no?. I know she said her parents (or grandparents?) are French

 

 

Nice! I'm half French and half Italian lol so you're both correct. :ph34r::ph34r:

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OFWGKTADGAFLLBBLSBFBN

My real name is Damian. I hate it.

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