You haven't played GTA Online until...

[Argonaut]

..You've won the Commute in a Voodoo against 16 other players. (Came so close today)

 

..You've ruined a car through a fake stunt jump (f*ck).

 

..You've pissed people off racing in the Sedan class when you pick your fully tuned Intruder/Stratum.

 

Those are my picks, any of yours?

[beat_savy_9]

I like the sedan trap

[hugh750]

..You've won the Commute in a Voodoo against 16 other players. (Came so close today)

 

..You've ruined a car through a fake stunt jump (f*ck).

 

..You've pissed people off racing in the Sedan class when you pick your fully tuned Intruder/Stratum.

 

Those are my picks, any of yours?

if i play a race that's in a class of car that i have and it's tuned i will use it every time.

[livejoker]

You camp on a rooftop near a Los Customs that has a tank in front of it, watching the people trying to get in with no luck.

It's good fun to watch.

[Franceska]

You have a war with everyone online in free roam where everyone just kills each other for the sake of killing each other (and 5 stars constantly) on foot / in the air -- without griefing.

[Alpha Riff]

You've been sexually harassed because you did better in a mission (more kills, no deaths, cleared objectives singlehandedly) than everyone else who were trying to Rambo everything and/or purposely harm you from the outset.

[Con9mm]

You have been cursed out in Arabic by some Arab and the only words you can make out from the 10 minute rant is....Fack you.

lol!!

[MantisFang]

tank monkeys running in passive mode when their bitch-mobile gets exploded

[Tokin]

- You win a Sedan race in a Regina.

[BSEANO]

I've done the Sedan thing but in a fully modded Tailgater. Trashed everyone.

[hallkjell]

... won every single jetski race by holding back left analog, lifting your vehicle to reduce friction from the water and go faster than everyone else, win by miles, and be called a cheater by ignorant people who don't know small tricks such as that

[Chekoloco]

You camp on a rooftop near a Los Customs that has a tank in front of it, watching the people trying to get in with no luck.

 

It's good fun to watch.

 

This is awesome... I enjoying it so much!

[Soran Is On]

... you escape a 5 store hold-up 5 star wanted level speed run.

[Valdorien]

OMG!

 

This mean I never played GTA Online yet!

 

I failed the mission!

[biggsull]

Never raced a stratum or intruder, are they better than schafters?

[Black Rabbit]

~ You take out a player in a Lazer while flying a Luxor.

 

 

Damn right.

[biggsull]

~ You take out a player in a Lazer while flying a Luxor.

 

 

Damn right.

 

Even better, take him out while he makes a strafe on you in a tank, then camp him with said tank on his respawn.

[Cool Story Bro]

adder?

[A Maned Wolf]

When you out-drive a sports car in a Prius.

[MantisFang]

you see a mugger shut up an idiot after he steals his PV and his pride..

[Black Rabbit]

 

~ You take out a player in a Lazer while flying a Luxor.

 

 

Damn right.

 

Even better, take him out while he makes a strafe on you in a tank, then camp him with said tank on his respawn.

 

 

Maybe. I think it's a shade more impressive to take one down with a vehicle that has no means of shooting or being shot from

[hammertime99]

cool stories in here. really cool bros

[DillBagnr]

You create a character and race Lamar

[SFBryan18]

You pull someone out of their tank and kill them with it. Classic.

[Argonaut]

Never raced a stratum or intruder, are they better than schafters?

Intruder is a valid performer, quite heavy but easy to handle. Stratum is a more personal choice, four wheel drive but half a bar slower, really underestimated off roader with great crash deformation.

 

Nothing more fun than seeing people understeering in Super Diamonds whilst me and my mate pull ahead in Intruders..

[I.haigh]

Until you put the disc inside your xbox or ps3.

[grand theft spaghetti]

until you enter a lobby and some kid is discovering themselves while their character is in the strip club. oblivious to the fact online means other people can hear you.

[Der Süden]

Until you stab a cop while he pisses you off shoots at you.

[BSEANO]

until you enter a lobby and some kid is discovering themselves while their character is in the strip club. oblivious to the fact online means other people can hear you.

Lol I've seen that video. Too funny.

[malcolmfunktion]

Until you turn your blip off and jump from a heli landing perfectly on another player on the street (without pulling your chute) wearing nothing but your finest short shorts and flip flops...I've come relatively close...