Mr. House Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I just ate a pizza and now i feel sick, it's totally ruined the enjoyment of the pizza itself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustOneMonth Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 so... sure it ain't because of your methane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildBrick142 Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I just ate a pizza and now i feel sick, it's totally ruined the enjoyment of the pizza itself You should have eaten steak. Gnocchi Flip Flops, Shah Sam, na89340qv0n34b09q340 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 I just ate a pizza and now i feel sick, it's totally ruined the enjoyment of the pizza itself You should have eaten steak. A steak would have been nice too. Poor man's life though, wish I could afford a steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Pork chops; there's always pork chops. Tyler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoumaker Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 You should have eaten steak. Given that it's realistic enough.. Shah Sam, Danz. and WildBrick142 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatDog96 Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I just ate a pizza and now i feel sick, it's totally ruined the enjoyment of the pizza itself You should have eaten steak. A steak would have been nice too. Poor man's life though, wish I could afford a steak. Where are you buying pizza from thats cheaper than a steak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 I just ate a pizza and now i feel sick, it's totally ruined the enjoyment of the pizza itself You should have eaten steak. A steak would have been nice too. Poor man's life though, wish I could afford a steak. Where are you buying pizza from thats cheaper than a steak? it was one of those cheap store pizzas. I'm not made from money guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGodDamnMaster Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I just ate a pizza and now i feel sick, it's totally ruined the enjoyment of the pizza itself You should have eaten steak. A steak would have been nice too. Poor man's life though, wish I could afford a steak. Where are you buying pizza from thats cheaper than a steak? it was one of those cheap store pizzas. I'm not made from money guys. Was it Celeste or Red Baron? Intel Core i9-9900k | Seasonic FOCUS Plus 750W | 32GB Corsair Vengeance LPX 2666MHzMSI GeForce RTX2070 | WD Blue 1TB HDD | Samsung 950 PRO M.2 512GBAntec Nine Hundred Black Steel ATX Mid Tower | MSI MPG Z390 Gaming Pro Carbon AC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 What kind? Toppings and brand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 What kind? Toppings and brand. barbequeueueueueue chicken with sweetcorn and store brand, Good news guys I feel better and in retrospect i appreciate the pizza more. You guys made some good suggestions though, particularly pork chops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 You are still on time to liquate the pizza and vein inject it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WBaker Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Have you tried eating some Tums? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustOneMonth Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 (edited) You are still on time to liquate the pizza and vein inject it. Or even sniff/huff it. Edited December 5, 2013 by JustOneMonth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 You are still on time to liquate the pizza and vein inject it. Or even sniff/huff it. Nah, that doesn't work, trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killerdude Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 You are still on time to liquate the pizza and vein inject it. Or even sniff/huff it. Nah, that doesn't work, trust me. Dehydrate the Pizza, Then snort the powdery remains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 You're telling me you've never hit the pizza pipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FAH-Q Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 How do you f*ck up a pizza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnocchi Flip Flops Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 How do you f*ck up a pizza?By eating it with mayo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Polar_Bear. Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Should've had a V8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 You're telling me you've never hit the pizza pipe? I have. Danz. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 man that sounds like a pizza sh*t he he Mr. House and Eliz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danz. Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 (edited) That's why I never eat anything that is made in a store/supermarket. Here in Brazil, no kidding, they reuse the same chicken for 1 week or more in different meals that they sell during that period of time. It's just when it starts to get green/purple and smell terribly that they finally remove that sh*t from the shelves. Sometimes they even put a specific pigment in the meat to disguise any awful looking. Don't even get me started on "italian" salamis. It's like they put them up in hemorroidal asses before getting them ready for sale. It's really ridiculous. Edited December 7, 2013 by Danz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted December 7, 2013 Author Share Posted December 7, 2013 That's why I never eat anything that is made in a store/supermarket. Here in Brazil, no kidding, they reuse the same chicken for 1 week or more in different meals that they sell during that period of time. It's just when it starts to get green/purple and smell terribly that they finally remove that sh*t from the shelves. Sometimes they even put a specific pigment in the meat to disguise any awful looking. Don't even get me started on "italian" salamis. It's like they put them up in hemorroidal asses before getting them ready for sale. It's really ridiculous. It's funny you bumped this because I've just had a hand made pizza from a pizza shop this time and it was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danz. Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 (edited) That's why I never eat anything that is made in a store/supermarket. Here in Brazil, no kidding, they reuse the same chicken for 1 week or more in different meals that they sell during that period of time. It's just when it starts to get green/purple and smell terribly that they finally remove that sh*t from the shelves. Sometimes they even put a specific pigment in the meat to disguise any awful looking. Don't even get me started on "italian" salamis. It's like they put them up in hemorroidal asses before getting them ready for sale. It's really ridiculous. It's funny you bumped this because I've just had a hand made pizza from a pizza shop this time and it was great. You are always testing your luck, it seems. As you've said, you have just ate it. There's still a long way to go until the digestion is complete, you know. Not that I'm wishing anything bad for you, u'know... Edited December 7, 2013 by Danz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted December 7, 2013 Author Share Posted December 7, 2013 That's why I never eat anything that is made in a store/supermarket. Here in Brazil, no kidding, they reuse the same chicken for 1 week or more in different meals that they sell during that period of time. It's just when it starts to get green/purple and smell terribly that they finally remove that sh*t from the shelves. Sometimes they even put a specific pigment in the meat to disguise any awful looking. Don't even get me started on "italian" salamis. It's like they put them up in hemorroidal asses before getting them ready for sale. It's really ridiculous. It's funny you bumped this because I've just had a hand made pizza from a pizza shop this time and it was great. You are always testing your luck, it seems. As you've said, you have just ate it. There's still a long way to go until the digestion is complete, you know. =( Don't curse it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandMaster Smith Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 I would have to say this thread greatly generalizes the average intelligence of this forum all onto one single page. Somebody makes a topic regarding an actual interesting topic, mods close it cause a similar topic had been discussed say 2 years ago. A fail troll makes an incomplete one sentence thread and the mods come in and encourage this diminishing quality of posting and thread making. Makes. total. sense. GTAF y u run full speed towards brick wall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted December 7, 2013 Author Share Posted December 7, 2013 I would have to say this thread greatly generalizes the average intelligence of this forum all onto one single page. Somebody makes a topic regarding an actual interesting topic, mods close it cause a similar topic had been discussed say 2 years ago. A fail troll makes an incomplete one sentence thread and the mods come in and encourage this diminishing quality of posting and thread making. Makes. total. sense. GTAF y u run full speed towards brick wall? Hey buddy don't be jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandMaster Smith Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Sorry but it's hard to be jealous of stupidity.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted December 7, 2013 Author Share Posted December 7, 2013 Sorry but it's hard to be jealous of stupidity.. Well look, I've seen your posts around here and I don't think a man who believes in nutty illuminati theories can call me stupid with too much credence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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