Dear sweet baby (insertdeityhere)

[jdkzombie]

Was playing around near Sandy Shores in my Bifta, seen a Ratloader, so I decided to play around in that thing for a minute.

 

Had my fun, went to get my Bifta back and lo and mother effin behold in the road, and Declasse VOODOO!!!!!

 

First time I have ever seen this car in online, ever, and i just hit rank 102.

 

I was super excited, until I jumped in it and drove it immediately to the customs shop nearby and was horrifed.

 

THERE

 

WASN'T

 

CRAP FOR MODS!!!

 

 

Nothing. Nada. Zip.

 

Seriously? A bombing lowrider such as this and there wasn't even a single worthwhile mod for it.

 

Let alone, that even with the turbo, engine 4, trans 4 installed, this thing felt like it was powered by a single cylinder diesel engine from a golf cart, that was missing half a glow plug and ran on dirt.

 

The sadness registered high on the Dem Feelz chart. I was expecting this thing to have seriously cool mods like the Peyote.

 

Y u do dis Rockstar??

[Scoobroid]

If there was a clean Voodoo and if I could find it, I'd have one. As there's only the rusty one at the moment I don't really want it. Didn't realise that it was useless even with mods, that sucks. Can't understand why there is no clean version.

[UnicornAssassin]

 

 

Let alone, that even with the turbo, engine 4, trans 4 installed, this thing felt like it was powered by a single cylinder diesel engine from a golf cart, that was missing half a glow plug and ran on dirt.

 

 

Golf carts are electric. You'd know this if you read Golf Cart Enthusiast Monthly like a normal person.

Edited December 5, 2013 by UnicornAssassin

[RowanSane]

 

 

 

Let alone, that even with the turbo, engine 4, trans 4 installed, this thing felt like it was powered by a single cylinder diesel engine from a golf cart, that was missing half a glow plug and ran on dirt.

 

Gold carts are electric. You'd know this if you read Golf Cart Enthusiast Monthly like a normal person.

F'n elitist GCEM. I sent them a piece on my diesel caddy, detailing how to remove the bodywork and kinda mount it on a go kart chassis using spot welds and duct tape, WITH PICTURES, and they sent it back stamped REJECTED. f*ck em all, elitist pricks.